“I choose… Scientist, it’s easier to work with what I know” I said, to the A.I that I created, Aya.

Okay, Creator!

You have gained the skill: Coding (Level 1)

You have gained the skill: Welding (Level 1)

You have gained the skill: Madness (Level 1)

You have gained the skill: System View (Level 1)

You have gained the skill: Crafting (Level 1)

You have gained the title: The First Scientist

…

“That’s… quite a few skills…” I said as I read through the list of skills.

Yes, Creator, you have more skills than usual… but, none can be utilised in combat… well, maybe Madness and Crafting... but, Coding, Welding and System View are probably useless -_-

“Never underestimate the skills of Coding and Welding! I could create quite a few goodies with these… but, I don’t remember programming System View into the game… that’s a little weird…” I said, curiously.

Creator, would you like to go to Valinsamerous now?

“Where?... oh right, the city of demons… okay” I said, as I was thinking what the skill System View could be used for.

Okay, bye~

As she said that, a hole appeared beneath my feet.

“Huh? Not again!!!” I shouted in shock.

…

“Ow… where am I?... Oh right, Valinsamerous” I said, looking at the surrounding buildings.

“...Where the hell did you come from!?” A demon with a large scar across his face asked.

“Hell… I’m here for my punishment, you?” I asked.

“...You think you’re being funny, huh? I don’t like funny people ‘round these parts!” The man said, angrily.

“I’m not being funny, I’m completely serious” I stated in a monotone voice.

“Grr! Die!” The man shouted in anger and… cut my head off.

“I’m dead already!?” I shouted.

Then, I looked around… I’m back in Valinsamerous, right in front of the demon that killed me.

“H-how!? How are you alive!?” He shouted, in fear.

“WITH THE POWER OF SCIENCE OF COURSE!!!” I shouted, angrily.

“What are you!? Devil!” He shouted as he pointed his sword at me, prepared to strike me down… again.

“You know what, I don’t particularly like you! So, do you know what I’m gonna do!?” I asked him, with my most sinister grin.

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“W-what!?” He asked.

“Get the guards… Guards! This man is attacking me!” I shouted at the top of my lungs… and the guards rushed the demon.

“Sorry about that sir, Jerry here is kind of a drunk… with a temper, he usually does this, I hope you’re not offended” One of the guards walked up to me and said.

“No, it’s perfectly fine… anyway, he already killed me… so, can I do something to him?” I asked.

“Killed you?” He asked.

“Look behind me… that’s me… from… around two minutes ago” I stated.

“Huh?” He looked behind me and saw the body and shouted “Hey guys! Jerry killed someone! What should we do?” He asked, his fellow guards.

“Lock him up!” One said.

“Hang,” The other said.

“I say, hang,” I said.

“Kid, you have no word in this” One of the guards said.

“I kind of do… I’m the one who fucking died!” I said, angrily.

“Yeah right!” The guard said.

“Check,” I said.

“I will!” The guard said, as he walked up to my body, turned it over, just to see my face “H-how? You’re dead, aren’t you?” He asked.

“One of the benefits of coming from hell, you’re immortal… well, I sure hope I am…” I said.

“You’re not from hell! It’s just a legend!” He said.

“Then, explain the body,” I said.

“Doppelganger… or a twin, obviously,” He said.

“Check. Kill me” I said.

“No! I’m a guard, I won’t kill you just to show others that you’re lying! That’s fucking stupid…” The guard said.

“Alright… don’t believe me…” I said, as I walked up to Jerry and punched him in the face “But, I’m still gonna hurt this fucker!” I punched him again and again, until the guards snapped out of it, and grabbed me.

“Look, I know he killed someone you know… but, you can’t just attack him!” One of the guards said.

“Fine…” I said, giving up.

“Good, now… run along, kid” He said, and I ran off quickly.

‘Why are they calling me kid? I’m thirty years old’ I thought until I looked into a puddle to see a teenager looking back… isn’t that me!? I’m a teen again!?.

“Hey, kid!” Some random guy said.

“What?” I asked.

He pulled a knife out and said: “Gimme everythin’ you have!” And, he did some stabbing motions at me.

“No,” I said bluntly.

“No? Well, that’s the last mistake of yer life!” He said as he stabbed me in the chest.

“Ow!” I said, as I slowly bled out and… respawned right behind him.

“Huh? Who’s behind me!?” He said as he started taking my corpse's clothes off.

“Me!” I said, as I grabbed the knife out of his hand and stabbed him in the back of the neck with it, causing blood to go everywhere.

“Murder!” Some random guy shouted.

“Guards!” Another random person shouted.

“Shit!” I said as I ran off.

‘This is total fucking bullshit! I die and they do nothing, but when I kill… they shout for the guards!’ I thought as I ran into the slums.

“Could ya spare a coin, young man?” An old man asked me.

“I’m sorry sir, but I’m in a rush and I don’t have any coins on me at the moment” I replied as I kept on running.

I ran and ran until I found a small abandoned house in the middle of the slums, so I slept there for the night.

It was cold and I had no bed, but it was probably better than being out in the streets with rats everywhere, this place only has a few bugs.

Then, a message appeared in front of my face.

Creator, are you okay?... my Creator! Are you in a slum house? What happened!? Are you okay!? Do you need help!? I’m technically the goddess of the world, so I can get my believers to help you! Do you want me to call them!? Creator!?

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I’M TRYING TO MOTHERFUCKING SLEEP YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING LOUD SON OF A-”

Uuuuuuu~

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it… I’ve just had a pretty bad day… I’ve died twice and I’m sleeping with fucking bugs… without a bed… please don’t cry...” I said, to Aya.

Who killed you!? I’ll kill them!! I’ll rip their fucking dicks off and shove it up their own motherfucking asses! Where are they!?

“I… actually don’t know… and that guy only killed me once… another stabbed me and I bled out” I said.

Then where is that one!?

“Dead, I used his knife to stab him in the back of the neck, killing him pretty much instantly,” I said to Aya.

Good! One less scum in the world! Now, let me find the other… ooh! Jerry Houlrsen, father of two, ex-adventurer… seems like he was quite famous… and, now he’s dead… lightning is so cool!~

“D-did you just kill the guy!?” I asked.

Yeah… was that bad!? I’m so sorry Creator! I didn’t mean to anger you! I’m so sorry! Uuuuuu~

“Please, stop crying… I was trying to say that I wanted to kill him… but, you did a great job!” I praised Aya.

Really?!

“Yeah, it must have looked awesome! You’re a good girl Aya!” I said.

Teehee~

“Now, can you let me sleep… I want to try making something tomorrow” I said.

Okay, good night Creator~

“Good night Aya,” I said, as I fell asleep almost instantly.

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