Ciro’s life got a little more complicated when he was reborn as a baby into a new world full of magic, swords, and near-death experiences, Ciro's first steps aren’t just a family milestone; they're the beginning of a journey that involves surviving death itself, navigating ridiculous, over-the-top quests, and making friends with a cast of eccentric characters who may or may not be plotting his untimely demise. Oh, and did we mention the system? Yeah, the same one that's supposed to help him? Well, it does—occasionally—but more often than not, it fucks him over sideways, giving him "helpful" tips that are about as useful as a brick to the face and unlocking abilities he didn’t ask for. From accidentally nuking half the town to getting caught in every possible trap, Ciro’s life is one big bonk away from disaster. But before all this, Ciro or back then he was kai, had it not much better. He spent his previous life as a wheelchair-bound shut-in, glued to his screen, watching combat sports and leveling up in video games instead of, you know, living. Dying alone in his room surrounded by snacks and neglected dreams of actually being someone useful, Ciro thought his past life was a tragedy—until he found himself thrown into a body that's far too small, too squishy, and, oh yeah, about to be killed by some random monster every other minute. Now he’s got to figure out how to survive not only in this wacky new world but also how to get his damn system to stop screwing him over, all while swinging a sword way too heavy for his bitch boy arms. Ciro may be the main character, but he’s learning the hard way that being reborn doesn’t come with an easy mode. What to Expect from Heavy Sword Go Bonk!: -Chapter Uploads: Two times a week—because why not make this crazy adventure a regular part of your routine? -Fantasy Comedy: A perfect blend of slapstick humor, absurd situations, and ridiculously over-the-top characters. If you enjoy chaos, you're in the right place. -Crude Main Character: Ciro doesn’t sugarcoat anything. He’s got a potty mouth and an attitude that’ll make you laugh and cringe at the same time. -Intense Fights: Expect wild, action-packed battles where Ciro somehow manages to survive (or not) through sheer dumb luck and raw determination. -Battle Crazy MC: Ciro’s more obsessed with getting into fights than a dog with a chew toy. Whether he’s swinging a sword that’s way too big for him or accidentally starting a war, combat is his happy place. -A System That Hates You: The system is supposed to help him… but instead, it just seems intent on trolling him at every turn. Can’t catch a break! -Constant Near-Death Experiences: If Ciro’s not almost dying in a fight, he’s falling into deadly traps, getting cursed, or stumbling into something that’ll likely end with him getting bonked—hard. -Wacky characters: Ciro’s going to be making friends (whether he likes it or not). They’ll be weird, maybe a little dangerous, but they’re all probably less screwed up than he is.