After all these years I'm here I thought to myself as I got to the decrepit building,once reading therapist,now it just read pist. So I walked into the building and into the one room where an unfamiliar voice greeted my by saying "please sit down" he said.So I responded with "alright" to which he responded by asking me "what's your name" to which I said "Appollyon,and you?" to which he said "Umelapi". Then he asked me "so why are you here" to which I said "well it started when I first came out to my dad Ibu Bapa see we used to have a good relationship,he respected my want to join the holy war,sometimes he even took me gambling but well one time he gambled with the devil and won a favor so when I came out to him,he used his favor with the devil to force me into torturing every gay person who comes here for 23 earth hours for eternity I use the 1 earth hour to train my archery and spell casting to perfection". After I said this Umelapi sighed and said "there's not much I can do that's a lot of trauma please,please just leave" to which I obliged and left.

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