Chapter 6 Babysitting Promotion
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Akihabara was in celebration, the threat of the Goblin King was thwarted. The Black Sword Knights finished off the goblin king, and they were showered with praises and was the talk of the town alongside the rumors of the Maboroshi no Syoukanshi.
Meanwhile, Harry was in hiding, News traveled far about his share of success in the raid. The West Wind Brigade's shop that was always full before doubled, in hopes of meeting the fabled Maboroshi no Syoukanshi.
Inside the West Wind Brigade Guild.
"Harry-kun, wanna play?." asked Souji playfully.
"No can do do Souji, I see alot of fans at the entrance, besides I'm planning on taking a leave soon if things don't calm down." Harry said in a matter of fact tone.
"You can't run away from your problems, Harry-kun." Souji explained.
"Besides, the Round Table Council has called for you today for a meeting with them." Souji explained further.
"What!?, fine fine I'll go, mumble, mumble." Harry said.
Before Harry went into the Round Table Alliance Council office, Harry visited the 8th shopping district, and bought a fancy fake intellectual glasses for a disguise, ( hey, they were popular for charismatic people like Shiroe and Krusty). Choosing one that fitted his fancy, Harry bought it, and thanked the seller, Harry also bought a chef hat, and apron with skillet and a frying pan along with spices from A-Z. Harry finally looked at the time, and then he rushed into the Round Table Council office.
When Harry arrived at the office. All major reressentatives of the guild were present.
"Good afternoon desu~, I was called here by the esteemed Round Table Council, and I was wondering why this humble adventurer was called?." Harry said as he adjusted his glasses reflecting the sunlight.
"Ahh yes, we have called you here today to appoint you to be one of our new division who's job is to train members and help promote Akihabara's unity. Your job is also to be a reserve troops to aid in battle for the safety of Akiba, you will be assigned five members, so train them well." said Krusty.
"Some sort of helper division desu~?, but I don't qualify for it desu~, I'm sure someone more fitting, and powerful will do the job desu~, I'm just a humble shopkeeper, ehe~." Harry said in a meek way to make people underestimate in a cute pose.
"Leader?, Him?, I doubt he will be fit for the job, it should be me, Ranma Saotome, monk and martial artist extroidinaire." Said Ranma confidently.
"Maa, I'm sure they just got the wrong guy, I'm Hiraga Saito, swashbuckler, good afternoon gentlemen." Said Saito.
"I assure you that we did not get the wrong guy, moh, sempai is playing mind games again, I'm sure no-one is more qualified than this person right here, right Harry, former member of the debauchery party, and rumored to be the 'Maboroshi no Syoukanshi'." said Shiroe as he adjusted his glasses reflecting light hitting the bulls-eye of Harry's not so hidden tittle.
"Who?, Maboroshi no Syoukanshi?, Oh, you must mean another guy." Harry said evasively.
"Vooii!, who are you kidding, I saw you first hand on what you did." said Isaac.
"Him?, the Maboroshi no Syoukanshi?, yeah right, and I'm a member of the Knights of Izumo." Ranma said in disbelief.
"Mendokuse, moh, fine, I'll go lead this group of kids that I'm supposed to be training." Harry grumbled.
"I'm glad you understand, sempai." Shiroe said as he adjusted his glasses while reflecting light, making it look like his victory.
"I can't believe this wimp is gonna lead us, it should be me!." Ranma said in distaste.
"Shut your trap little boy!, I don't want this anymore than you do, so suck it up, or I'm going to tie you in a log, starve you for days, and have me and the rest of the group eat in front of you, Kapeesh?, good, now who else is my members?, I can't hear you?, I said 'WHO IS MY MEMBERS! RAISE YOUR HANDS!', good, glad we are clear!." said Harry in a commanding voice.
"Vooii!, now there's the bloodthirsty warrior I know, mwahahahaha, I knew that was just a facade." said Isaac approvingly.
"Ohhh!, that atmosphere!, that cruelty!, that tone of authority!, please teach me your ways, shishou." Said Ranma with stars in his eyes while everyone sweatdropped.
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"Ahem!, your members will be, Ranma Saotome, Monk, Hiraga Saito, Swashbuckler, Gon Freecs, Guardian, Killua Zoldyck, Assasin, Takamichi Nanoha, Cleric, train them well sempai." Shiroe explained Harry's new division/party.
"Now kiddies, Pack up your things, and say goodbye to your friends, tomorrow we will meet at the town square at 10 am, we will be going on a training trip, the sooner we make you stronger, the more you will need less orders from me and be out of my hair, now GO!." Harry ordered as they scampered, and set off.
"Ohohohoho, don't think I will let you guys off that easily, hehehehehehe, mwahahahahahahahaha, you do realize that with this, you will be saying goodbye to the Super delicious Eggs of Fantasy, but hey, it's not my problem anymore, hohohoho." Harry said as he left the room while adjusting his own fake glasses reflecting light, and smiled evily.
"Shimata!, I did not calculate that Harry was also the producer of those eggs, what a blunder!, I'm going to have Egg withrawals, damn." said Krusty worriedly.
The Round Table Council glared at Krusty before they groaned, and left.
"It's, not that bad is it?, it's just a jumbo sized egg, I'm sure Roc bird eggs will compensate." said Shiroe.
"Your just saying that because you haven't tasted one, once you have it, you can never go back, it should be way higher priced than he's selling it each, but he's just being generous, that's why the West Wind Brigade is the most popular guild right now, my god!, what if everyone will have withdrawal symptoms?, the riots!, who will do crowd control?." Krusty questioned.
"I'm glad it was not me who made that decision sempai, hohohoho, good luck with crowd control." Shiroe said evilly as he left the council room.
"NOOOooooooooooo!." shouted Krusty for all Akihabara to hear.
Meanwhile, Harry was buying all food in the market making an evil laugh.
Side Story:
Harry was wearing his Chef Hat, and his apron and hiding from his fans. Harry was carrying two branches with leaves at their tips end, he pretended to be a statue of sorts to avoid his fans/stalkers.
"Ne ne, what are you doing mister?." asked Tohya, member of guild Log Horizon who pointed to Harry.
"Urk!, I guess I got found out, very well, 'I am the mysterious Wonder Chef, spreading the joys to the world by teaching cooking to anyone who see's through my disguises, hey luck is part of life you know and you my dear boy are one Very lucky camper." said Harry as he successfully saved his identity as the Maboroshi no Syoukanshi.
"Doesn't that make you a Hentai Pervert Flasher?." pointed Tohya.
Harry popped a vein and forcefully slammed a curry bread in Tonya mouth forcefully.
Meanwhile Tohya was transported in an arabian palace with gypsies serving him Curry, and bread.
"CURYYY PAN!." Tohya shouted as he made a goofy face, and melted to the ground.
"Mister, this is the best food I have ever tasted." Tohya snapped out of his happy place.
"Hohoho, Subarashi!, this is the recipe, now go and spread the word of Wonder Chef!." Harry said as he handed Tonya the recipe, and poofed out of existance.
Later, Tohya had given Nyanta the recipe.
"Masaka!, this recipe is better than my own!, I'll get you Wonder Chef, for stealing one of my guild members admiration, it should be me that he aspires to be a cook from." Said Nyanta as he vowed there to be a cook-off challenge from Wonder Chef in the near future.
One day later, there was a rumor of a hentai flasher Chef who gives very delicious food, and recipe to those who can see him see through his crooked disguise. This exaggerated rumors became one of the 12 wonders of Akihabara named "The Hentai Wonder Chef." The recipe was surprisingly very popular as Nyanta served said curry recipe at the Crescent Alliance restaurant begrudgingly, and was always sold out. The repice was called the "Flashy Hentai Curry Pan."
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Authors Note: I have put on some cameo characters here from the anime Ranma, Familiar of Zero, Hunter X Hunter and Magical Nanoha.