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You know being born sucks. At first your all warm and fuzi and then, you get kick out in the cold outdoors the light blind you and when you scream for help all that comme is a whaaaaaaaaa!

Then somme jackass cut the corde, in my formal life i was told that baby don't feel any paint when the corde is cut.

Wrong! we feel it, its just that usually babys don't have the ability to understand the sensory overload. Unfortunately i did so yay me, don't get me started on the spanking to get me out of my silence when i come out. It hurts damn you, beside thats child abuse you nitwits.

Now their one awesome thing about being born, and that the first contact with my mother. The connection is instant, powerful and most important warm. Event when i first shaw her i knew her, my mother to me she lit up as bright as a shining star filling me with warm and love.

All to be ruin by an overly exited guy that grab me, all to bring me way to close  to his face speaking gibberish. It took me longer to figure this barbarian was my father, sigh at least I got a beautiful loving mother and..... Dad.

Turns out I died of a heart attack alone in my apartment, i was 48 sigh. In my old life i was a orphen of the stats, when from foster home to foster home, no abuse just never fitting in anywhere.

Growing up was normal no epic exclusion or sob story made some friends easily enought, school and univercity yep followed the beaten path, grad where good but never top of my class ended with a mechanical engineering masters.

Met a girl got married, we tried to make it work but with me being sterile it kind of put us at odd. Long story short I left, she wanted kids and well I couldn't let her stay figured it was better that way. Move away like a different continent away, buried myself in work and all kind of books comic and anime, keeping a distance from everyone.

So pass life not the best but not worse just lonely. But now my life rocks, I got mother! sweet Chinese loving beautiful mother. Dark hair deep brown eyes that remind me of hot chocolate my fav drink mind you and alway ready for a hugh, oh yeah dad their to as well. 

For him he's a Brit throught and throught, he also happens to be one the most enthusiastic person who you will ever meet. The down side is how he gets into a over emotinal rampage, for the smallest of things.

Oh look my son place the right shape toys into the right shape holes, he's a genius, let me call and shout at everyone how awesome he is. Yes that really happen, or neighbour did not appreciate him kicking their door down like the koolaid man as he was exitedly yieling. "My son is a genius! Suck it wankers!"

I live in Britain london, my parent meet here from work. My mom took a job as a secretary for a summer at my dad company on the last day of my mom work, my dad ask her out and that was that.

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My new name is Dallin Cross I'm now 9 years old and I love my new life, my dad British red hair and bleu eyes, so i got my mother good looks and my dad eyes.

So since now you know how much I love my new life, please oh please don't let me died as I'm falling from the tree hurling to my death.

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As I fall fear, anger, desperation course trough me, my heart is beating so fast I'm speeding toward the ground and I just reach instinctively inside for anything until just before hitting the ground a blue bubble explode from inside surround me and I bounce off the ground up again, and down, and up, and down.

I would like to say that I calm myself down in a compose manner and started to laugth, but no I scream bloody murder like a girl cries in a bad horror movie, as snot and tears poured down from my face oh look, I also pis myself joy.

Idontwanadiedidontwanadiedpleasegodnonoohplease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And with a final bounce i lande hard on ground, the wind was knock out of me. I grown and just laid their trying to get my breath back.

Wait im not dead! I staggerd back up moving around like a drunk clown, the kids around me staired mouth wide open silence greated my incredible mishaps. I looked around lifted my arms up i grimace in pain but I didn't care Im alive.

As i turn back to my friends expecting happiness or joy, terror and fear was all that greated me, as if they had rehearse it before all turn and scream shouting demon! Or was it mommy, huh can't be sure. Yes it was definitly demon and not mommy, hey don't look at me like that Jenny, don't you role your eyes at me, hey don't calmly walk away from me. Fine be that way...... Same time tomorrow? Please.

Wait come back! Don't go im not a demon! I shouted to no avel it only push my former friends to run faster. Beside Jenny who stop and looked back at me in irritation.

The joy of survival along with my confusion on my escape from death. Was replace with tears and pain, lonelyness rose up as drop to my knees and cried. Jenny look back. " Oh for crying out loud stop being such a drama queen. Are you a boy or a little pussy cat."

For a good 20 second i just kneelt their trying to ingrore Jenny who was ruinning everything. I mean sheesh Im setting the mood hear hello. Ok wear was I ah yes, with a lost look on my face trying to figure out what happen.

Until a shadow flew over me, the sound of a fast moving object coming down hard on the ground. I look up in shock and quickly realize what world I was in. At first I believe that I had gone back in time on my very own earth. Only in a different part of the world, but no this was better. Oh this is just awesome this is epic, this is the begining of the great.......

"Yeah don't worry Mr Licktermuck, the kneeling down idiot is a wizard, and yes Im also a witch so are my parents."

"Oh good, what about the other witness." 

"Sigh, if the kneeling idiot hadden giving such a public desplay of magic, you wouldn't have a need to find then in order to obliviate them. Here is their address."

"Thank you Jenny, oh and good luck next year in hogwart."

The wizard smiled at Jenny, but he turn to me with a look of disappointment. He wave his wand and pouf he was gone.

Looking back at Jenny, my face was pale with horror. Oh no she will attend the same year those weasley twins, my happy escape from her torment will never end.  

"Why god, why!"

"Oh come on, don't crie, look you'll have me for the rest of summer."

She said as a grin of pure evil mischief creep on her face.