"I'll be going home early Fids!" I told my tall friend with a weird name, Fidy.
Its Valentines Day(again) and I'm still afraid of confessing to the girl I like. I think Fidy is gonna mock me for it right about...now.
"Dang thats lame dude, ya still a pussy when it comes to holding conversations with girls huh?"
Yep there it is but that is a sad truth about me. Hello, my name is Steve Larsson. I'm currently studying at Aalborg University in Denmark, even though my father is swedish I have absolutley no knowledge about the culture of swedish people.
Heck everytime I ask my old man he always seems to avoid my questions by saying 'Ah, it's really nice living here huh.' and then leaving towards the direction of the restroom.
My mother is a a beautiful woman with wavy long red hair and and alluring personality while my father is an eccentric silvery white haired old man. I honestly think that he should stop dying his hair white, it hurts my eyes. My hair? It's the same red color as my mother.
Anyways, right now I'm with my best friend and the stalker girl who loves to follow me around.
"Heck Mary why havent you given any chocolate to Ste-" and Fidy gets hit by a chair in the face. He definitely deserved that one. They continued to bicker in the background while I let out a sigh and sneakily went outside unnoticed.
I already know that the weird stalker girl named Mary has a "slight" crush one me but on my side there is only one person that I would be confessing to. Fidy is 100% correct though, I am a "pussy" when it comes to girls specially the ones with glasses and big breasts.
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As I went outside.
'Ah...the radiation is high outside as well.' I said to myself
Couples here, couples there, couples everywhere.
Fuck!
There's even a guy with multiple girls giving him chocolates.
And of course there's also the guys that gives the girls chocolates with roses.
Then there's Luke Jensen, as he walks around in school carrying multiple bouquet of roses and a box of imported chocolate giving the girls the bouquets and chocolates to the guys. He saw me and waves his hand as he approached me.
"If it isnt Mr. wimpy protag! Glad to see youre still as virgin as ever." he told me straight to my face.
...
That was so fucking savage just now, if he wasnt one of my friends and if I didnt know he didnt mean that (maybe?) I wouldve punched him already!
This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there.
The worse part is that he calls me wimpy protagonist because he is a part of a novel writing group in school and he is basing his story on me and my romance and shit but I know the real reason he joined that group.
"...Oh if it isnt Mr. "I joined the story writing group just because I took interest in my romantically hopeless friend's story" and need I remind you that you are a virgin as well?" My veins should be a little visible.
"Oh NO! Someone help! Mr. wimpy protag is sexually harassing me!" He said as he wiggled his body.
I 'accidentally' smacked the goods in his hands. I then prepared to run as fast as my feet could take me after I saw Luke looking at the fallen goods.
'NNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' A scream was heard in the distance.
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Checking my back for potential Mary I continued to walk in the direction of my house.
While waiting for the stoplight to glow red, I heard noises in the playground near the stoplight.
So I went to see what was happening as I stuck my head on top of the fence
There I found the kids are throwing rocks at a cowering frog.
I know most people doesnt like frogs and that most would probably leave this situation to fate but I guess I'm not one of those people.
I hopped over the fence and told off the kids.
The kids were atleast a little bit sorry for what they've done.
I looked at the direction of the frog earlier and somehow the frog is staring at me, I'm not an expert when it comes to frogs but I'm sure as hell that the frog infront of me just now smiled then hopped away.
That might just be the weirdest thing to happen in my life yet, and thats telling a lot since I have Luke and Mary associated with me.
Well, nothing a good music wouldnt fix.
I left the playground and walked straight towards the general direction of my home.
"Damn,gotta love these remixes." I said to outloud.
Little did I know that was the last thing I would say in this world.
In the next few seconds that the music went lower and I could hear honking, I turned my head to the right and saw a frickin truck.
I discovered that time will flow a lot slower when youre about to die.
Why do I know this?
Because I had time to look at the stoplight, the truck driver and that pretty lady with glasses.
The stoplight that pressumably glown red is there shining with a bright green. The truck driver seems to be in a panic, I'm guessing that his brakes broke that's why he ended trying to drift pass me but theres no way that a truck wouldnt hit me in this narrow streets. The pretty lady with glasses has white blond hair and even though she was lacking in the breasts side she was still a very beautiful specially with those Helvetica glasses on her.
...
Shit!
WTF is wrong with me?!
In the next 3 seconds, my vision went black and my body went numb but I could definitely picture me getting crushed between the wall and the truck's rear. Probably with my eyeball's popping out and my flesh all over the street...sorry.
As I was wondering what would happen now, an incredibly bright light shone above me.
I wouldve definitely said that this light was blinding but since I'm already dead and I'm a spirit right now (atleast I think I am) it doesnt really hurts when I look straight at it.
I-Is this the thing that old people say that when you die if you get to see a light you have to walk towards it so it would take you to heaven?!
As I was pondering about those things a androgynous voice could be heard saying "Congratulations lost soul! I have personally chosen you to be a Guardian of my world.Now lets get you inside the cycle of reincarnation shall we?"
...Who the fuck are you?!
Atleast that's what I wanted to say but I dont really have a mouth right now.
Oh, my body seems to be disappearing.
Shit.Oh wait maybe this person's statement means that he/she'll be reincarnating me in another world as a hero.
That's so cliche but if it mean's that I'll get an incredibly handsome face then I'm in!
"Oh before you go, I'll tell you who I am. I'm Leaun the god of another world. Also the frog you've saved before."
What the-