So there is good news and bad news, and good news and bad news, and good news and... Well, you get the idea. First the sort of bad news: I have been writing an outline for a great story for a while, but instead of that being my first story on this site, you are just getting excerpts from my diary because truth is much, much stranger than fiction. Now for the good news: you get my real life adventures as a time traveler. Now for the really bad news: there is a reason why none of those attempts to assassinate Hitler seemed to work. Now for the good (?) news: someone is doing something about it, just not in our universe. (Warning: this is a deliberate spoof of certain types of Isekai literature, but is not intended to make light of the Holocaust or belittle any culture or people. It is however my first adult work and I may not handle it as well as I like in walking what I am aware is a potentially difficult path.)