Have you ever wanted to live a life, a life different from what you’ve already had; a life of breathing, drinking and eating and well just living? There was such a place a long, long time ago… Now it’s nothing, but just a myth, lost in the fabric of time. What is this place I speak of? Well of course, it can't be found in any other place than in nature.

Before humans came and corrupted the lands, ruined the soil and trashed the water, nature was what gave meaning to your life: to see the beautiful trees once more, to feed you family and simply to struggle… This is all gone now, thanks to the existence known as humans. For a long time now God has lived with regret and hatred for this species because of how easily it was tainted by the 7 deadly sins and he has decided that he no longer wants to stand by.

This is the story that can’t be considered happy nor sad, the story of life; a true life! For this is what we all seek and life, a life worth living, one with meaning and integrity.

Anyways, a long time ago (approximately 200 million years ago, God got bored with the fact of a simple life and decided to label each planet with their own rank, this ranking system has grades that are quite well vague… You see it has the simple ranking system of SS+ down to unranked, but the difference inside each rank is so large and insane that a simple letter grade can be the difference between a complete destruction of a planet or even solar systems. God decided after labeling each Planet with their rank, he then made it so once a living being dies (anything from plants to mythical beings) they would be brought to a higher ranking planet to see if they deserve their ranking on their planet. Why? Because planets were imbalanced and had unfair ecosystems of mass destruction that often led to the end of planets, solar systems and sometimes the universe.

As you can probably tell God has long since ended this, battle royal between each planet, as he decided they seem balanced, but now after seeing the greed and destruction that has once again begun on planet Earth and many other planets, God decided to bring upon this fight after death. This fight is usually called a “second chance” or to others a complete and utter slaughter….

Now anymore questions? No, I think I understand what’s going on. Ha… hahaha… HAHAHAHAHAA… You know I never thought I would get the chance of being on a T.V show. Haha… ahhh. Okay now seriously I would like to know where I am, since the last think I remember was that I was driving and well that’s about it. Isn’t it quite obvious what has happened? Well since your species strong point was your intelligence I almost automatically assumed you would be able to put two and two together…. What are you trying to say – that I got kidnapped or … well died? Well I guess if you aren’t able to figure it out on your own it won’t matter anyways after all you’ll only last a couple seconds with that lack of perception. Wait, you still haven’t answered me what’s going on! Didn’t you say you would answer some questions? Hey, listen to me DAMN IT!!

I wasn’t always this stupid, you see I was on my way back from work. I just got laid off and honestly could care less if it was a red light, a green light, or much less if I died that night. My wife had left me a week before with “her child” and now I am left by myself at the age of 24, unemployed and single. To be honest that night when I met that sound of voice that seemed to come from nowhere, I didn’t question it… I simply was in denial of everything and decided to be an oblivious moron. Hahaha, sort of reminds of those bastard co-workers who ganged up to fire me… Anyways, enough feeling sorry for myself that I died because I was simply acting stupid or more or less retarded. I guess there can’t be anymore feeling sorry for me since it is no-one else’s fault except my own… HEY!?!?!? Oh God don't tell me this man's mind has simply collapsed from a buildup of stupidity? Is that even possible? Aha I should ask god when I get back.

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What was this you said about me?

Oh I see you've finally woken up from your... umm whatever happened to you. Maybe a daze? or some sort of evolution was occurring to your peanut sized brain? Aha, I really should be a comedian instead of a stupid guide for these pathetic dead morons. Then again i'm dead too...

AHEM, would you mind speeding this process up... I would like to die if I could already.

Yes,mmmm yes. Okay, well I guess I should bring you to the F ranked planet, oh by the way do those dino roars or umm whatever you call them on your planet still exist, I haven't seen them in exactly 2 days 3 hours 45 minutes and 3 seconds and am starting to doubt the mere existence of them.

I assume you mean dinosaurs?

Oh yes those things, to be honest even though you're far from intelligent, those things didn't even know about communication... Talk about stupidity, am I right?

Yeah, uhh right.

Sigh, having a conversation with an idiot, is much harder than I thought..

Can you just bring me to the darned planet already!?!

Well, since you confirmed dinosaurs are gone from your planet, the overall planets battle power has diminished to a mere unranked. Well you're the last chance to prove that your planet has someone even worth a F - ranking, which trust me isn't hard to get at all..

What do I have to do then?

Well survive for about 24 hours on a F, no F- ranked planet since your idiot brother dinosaurs are gone. Of course if you fail i'll still test other species on your planet, but so far all of them failed... This is my 218th time testing a human and who knows you might bring a saying called "218th time is the charm" or whatever you bird brains would say to make yourselves feel like you can do it!

Yes, yes enough talking, just bring me to my death or whatever.

Sigh you're no fun, just no fun at all... Oh well.

Woah, where the hell am I?

Welcome to the F- ranked planet, good luck since this is your last chance to escape the unranked status for your planet.

Wait, I'm not ready br-bring me back! P-please I-I-I t-t-think I see something dying.