I was just the average, overweight, slightly constipated, drug addict. I did whatever I could to get what I needed, which is drugs. It was during one of these ‘Errands’ that my tire blew out. High, and out of my mind I couldn’t retain control and the truck began to fishtail. Believing I could just press the pedal and the truck would fix itself I did just that, boy I am a fucking idiot.

               I slammed into a pole and because of no seatbelt, my forehead decided to kiss Mrs. Windsheild. Let’s just say someone was a virgin.

               That was when I died. Blood loss. Let me just tell you something, Nauseating from blood loss is the worst, not even my five-inch flap of skin showing bone felt as bad. But I digress.

               Being swallowed by the darkness, I felt nothing and I was not aware of nothing. Anyway, time probably passed before I actually felt like myself…Just without legs, or arms, or even the manliest part of my body. And before me stood a human shaped light, it looked exactly like what someone would think a god without a face looked like. It also just so happens he was. Usually I would say something but being enamored by a faceless light I have to wait for the god to tickle his throat to gather my attention since I apparently ignored a god.

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               The conversation from the point of introductions went a lot like crap. Apparently, I was supposed to be left in Tartarus for a while. I guess that was why it was so dark and full of nothingness.

“So, Mr. Almighty why am I being taken out now?” I asked. His answer was not very welcoming.

“Gods’ Game” was his, still glowing and expressionless answer. Asking the usual questions, a mortal soul much like myself would ask I got the gist of this ‘Gods’ Game’. Basically, it is all out war, similar to the roman coliseum for gladiators. Problem is the entertainment for the gods is not just some average coliseum, it’s an entire world.  

               Did I also mention the world has a medieval like setting or so the god says but with magic? It seems like my dreams will be finally coming true, except for having to kill a bunch of people and things for the entertainment of the gods. So, with the God suddenly raising an arm he sends me back to darkness, only this time I’m aware. And beginning to suffocate.