Hello it's me, your friendly god of creation... What's my name again? I really don't remember actually.

It's been around twenty million years since I've been in charge of things in this planet. Since I've been here, most of the time was spent on creating life and whatnot in here. Though very slow it was, I managed to create various intelligent lifeforms on both land and sea.

Most of them just keep to themselves since they each have their own prejudices with one another.

Though I should say I took a nap for a few thousand years and they appear to have fought a few wars that spanned the globe. 

I did not just leave them unattended though, since I also created a few minor gods who watched over them while i was napping.  Though gods, I treat them more like my children. 

The first was the Goddess of Fertility Furia, she took care of mostly the humans for me, she is also worshipped for both the fertility of land and the womb. 

The second was the Goddess of beauty Eria, she watched over the elves and the forest. Also worshipped by Kings and Queens. 

The third was the God of the hunt Andros, he kept the beastmen in line. Worshipped also by adventurers. 

The fourth was the God of Arts Trecos, he gave excellent ideas to the dwarves. Also considered the God of Wine since wine is also a form of art. 

The fifth was the God of War Eidros, he made the demons tough with his skills. Worshipped by Generals and Warriors. 

The sixth was the God of the seas Veicros, he kept the matters of sea and land to themselves, loved by sailors for safe passage. 

The seventh was the God of Fire Pyros, Worshipped by all creation as the first source of fire.

The eight was the God of Wind Erios, worshipped by all who travelled both the seas and land.

The ninth was the God of Earth Terrius, he was both feared and loved for being the source of all metals and stone.

The tenth was the Goddess of Water Aquira, She gave water to the people from both the sky and underground. 

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The eleventh was the Goddess of Light Luciria, gave knowledge of healing to the world.

The twelfth god was the God of Darkness Necros, he was a reminder that all life would come to an end eventually. He also gave people the knowledge of dark arts. 

The thirteenth and last was the Goddess of Wisdom Sophiria, she gave all of creation the capacity for magic, also the origin of mana.

Is 13 a bad number? I do wonder sometimes. I can just make a new god or goddess again right? Though I still don't know what he would be god of, maybe god of thunder? Or music?

But they seem to be doing well. 

"why the hell did the demons declare war against another kingdom again Eidros? I thought we had a discussion about shit like this a few years ago!"

Ohh it seems like Furia is angry at Eidros again.

"like I said before, every time a new demon lord comes, he tries to make war with other races. I can't actually force them to stop. You know what happens when i make them stop wars."

Eidros does have a good point there. Last time he tried to manifest and convince them, the mere sight of him descending made their blood boil so much that they actually attacked and almost wiped out the reptilian race! Please don't go there.

" Hmpft! If the demons try to even lay a finger on this kingdom, i will bless a thousand of their warriors and make them heroes. Understand that!"

Eidros is sweating now!

"Chill for a bit brother, sister. Esteemed father is already awake you know. Don't make too much of a fuss."

As expected of my youngest, Sophiria.

"We are sorry father" they both said as they bowed.

"Well now, since you apologized I both forgive you, in my mind the both of you should just let them fight. Maybe i can make another semi intelligent race to antagonize the races..."

"" Father don't  ""

Well the last time I did that, the Kaijuu i created almost destroyed them all. Though being almost in the brink of destruction, they spent a few millennia rebuilding so there wasn't much large wars. 

"How about we just revive one kaijuu.. My favourite was the big lizard that shot lasers."

Said Necros

"Necros is the only one who enjoys death en masse. How about making the demons worship me more instead."

Rebutted Luciria.

It’s been like this since I've been awake again. Every day they fight, i don't mind it much since it entertains me a bit.

I looked through the various screens in front of me. I saw a small village in one of them, i fiddled with the controls a bit. And was inside what seems to be the village chief's house.

There i saw a man that was tied up and had two men guarding on each side. 

The chief was asking who he was and why he came to that remote village, but he just answered that he didn't know. 

He looks a bit different from the normal people of this area, so I assume that was the reason they detained him. His clothes were quite different as well. He was only wearing a tank top and shorts... Wait is that a fanny pack on him.

Haven't seen a fanny pack in a while. Do they make them in this world now?

"I keep telling you I don't know how i got here, i was just walking hone when suddenly I saw a bright light and i was inside your bathroom"

Hmm... Quite suspicious still. But a fanny pack huh. My children were still arguing in the background. I looked into the man's status and found something shocking... He was from earth.