A painful pressure on my arm forcefully wakes me up. "Get off of me" I murmured, still half awake. I tried freeing my arm for a few blurry minutes before I realized that I need to use more strength. "This is why I'm not an early riser," I thought. Finally pulling my arm out. I heave a sigh of relief. "Wait what was on my arm," I thought. Opening my eyes and rubbing them awake, I finally see what was on my arm. A baby, the size of a fully grown human male.. Holding myself from screaming, I pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming. Sadly the pinch didn't wake me up.
I look at the giant baby once again, curious now that I've calmed down. This time I find a pair of big bumps on its forehead. Curious about the bumps on his forehead I stretch my hand to touch them. "What is this," I thought. The bump felt like a tiny horn covered with thick mushy skin. Pushing into the bump, I pricked my finger on the surprisingly sharp tip.
"Ouch," I whispered. Glancing at the prick I saw a drop of blood drip down. My eyes widened and I stood still in complete and utter shock. The drop of blood had a color, no not red, but black, as in darker than the night sky black, and most astonishing of all, my finger started to heal. Not in the, in 1 hour it'll be gone way, the, it's gone in 2 seconds way. My finger began to regrow skin at a frightening pace, new skin quickly covered the prick, and before I could even close my mouth - the evidence of my finger being pricked disappeared. leaving me in complete and utter bewilderment.
"What the fuck," I Said stunned. Instead of just giving the thing in front of me a one-off glance, I decided to seriously examine the giant sized baby. The baby had a blood like color for his hair, which was odd but compared to the horns they were barely worth a mention. Its eyes were closed, so I couldn't see its eye color but, by the faint red glow coming from his eyelids, I inferred that they're probably like his hair if not the same color.
Though by then I had already lost interest in his eye color and only paid attention to the light it gave off. Putting my hands in front of the light, I try to find (If there was one) the light source by waving my hands around his face, nothing happened. Determined to find it, I touch its eye careful not to wake it up, but instead of finding the light source I just became more confused. The eye was cold.
"Then where did the heat come from," I thought. With no other solution, I carefully touch its face trying to find the light source. 5 whole minutes passed before I finally gave up. Messaging my forehead I try to stay calm. Further examination of the giant baby leads to no new discoveries, besides the faint red tinted light and sharp horns.
With nothing more to do I attempt to go to sleep. Sadly, I was already wide awake because of the near heart attack the giant baby gave me. The chances of me going to sleep are abysmal. "Wait, where are am I," I said slightly scared. I cast my gaze around me, only to find myself in a giant wooden box just high enough for me unable to see out without standing up. Determined to find out where the hell I am. I get up - is what I would like to say but as I tried to get up I fell down. I try a few more times before I finally get my balance. Finally able to see outside the box, the sight that greets me is - boxes. Boxes made of wood just like mine but with unique markings on the outside. Then It clicks.
"I'm in a daycare," I said. The baby next to me, the other boxes probably containing babies, the markings most likely signify what family they belong to, and the most important one of them all is - my reincarnation. I Quickly touch my forehead searching for horns like the ones that I found on the Giant Baby. "Just like I thought," I said touching the horns on my forehead, careful not to prick myself. "Though if this is a daycare, I can probably sue this place for thousands of dollars," I said, glaring around at the room. There were no nurses, no one has fed me and my brother, ever since our birth. There are no blankets or clothing for the babies, and by the way this place smells, it's definitely not very sanitary.
It's a shame that I'm not in my world" I said, pinching my nose.
That means, that the thing besides is my twin and by the little fella down there he's my brother. I quickly look down to see if my little fella all right and to my relief, it was there. Finally something, that Idiot god didn't fuck up.
Hopefully, god kept his side of the bargain," I said remembering my wish."Status," I said. To my surprise, screens pop up.
HOST has been born for 12 hours
The system will now check on assimilation
Calculating.....
12 hours have passed since assimilation process began 6 hours 25 minutes 31 seconds left
73%
P.S I made what you wanted just be warned that from here on out I'll just be watching so you won't be getting any help. Dear The Most Fabulous God In Existence.
P.S.S. I've somehow bound by (Stupid) interuniversal law that I must tell you, that you cannot let any other being (Dead or Alive) have knowledge of the last 48 hours. Violation of this rule will result in severe punishments. Word of the wise kid, when they mean punishment they're referring to gods, so you can imagine what will happen to a mortal like you. Toodles
P.S.S.S I found out (by searching your memories) that you hate the color purple. So guess what color I set this permanently. It shouldn't be too hard for you.
This is extremely easy to understand and I have only a 100 questions, but first where did this guy get off thinking he's fabulous and did he have to call me a bitch. Now I know why that "Angel" was so messed up. If I had a creator like this I would kill myself.
letting out a long and emotion-filled sigh, I review the screens seriously. If I want to live successfully in this life I will need all the information I can get. Damn that god, couldn't he have found a way to assimilate the system instantly. It doesn't matter anyway if I only have to wait 6 hours, I just hope god didn't half-ass the system too.
"I just wish there was a way I could at least speed it up," I said
I have detected the desire to Speed Up the assimilation
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Is that correct
Surprised by the sudden screen, I stand still stunned. "Can you understand me," I said.
Yes
"What are you," I said, placing a frown on my place to hide my fear.
I'm a Soul Artifical Intelligence program, made by the God of Earth to serve you
I stopped talking, trying to comprehend what's going in. After a few seconds of rationalizing what I just read I came to one conclusion... maybe God didn't fuck this up.
"Earlier you said that you could speed up the assimilation, how," I said.
By having your body enter deep sleep It will allow me to more efficiently merge with you lowering the time needed to only 1 hour
Would you like to enter deep sleep
"What will be the effects of the merge, besides the access to the system," I said.
Our personalities will merge creating a unique personality of the two traits, but don't worry since I've been recently created the changes will be nil to none. In fact, by the end of the merge, The only difference will be my personality. Which will change to an almost exact copy of yours just without the memories
"Then what are you waiting for," I said "Start Deep Sleep"
Deep sleep will begin in ... 3 ... 2 ...1
Good Dreams Sir
The last thing I saw was a purple screen counting down. I couldn't help but curse at God, for what you may ask, because fuck purple.
----------- Sofia Varnoz Daughter of Marquis Varnoz ----------
"Daddy, when are we going to the demon farm," I said, looking at the person who only accepted me as his daughter after his maid - my mother went public with their affair, which led to her "mysteriously dissapearing" and me having fended off a "Kidnapping". It's safe to say that this man is definitely not someone you would trust.
"We are not going, you and Alfred will, and by the look of it you have," He paused looking down at his watch. "Exactly 122 minutes before your denied entry to the Demon ranch, and if your planning to go please change into something more ladylike," Said Father, glancing at my dirty clothes.
"Sorry father, my apologies," I said bowing my head. "I was practicing swordsmanship with the squire," Damn this old man, the only reason I proposed the trip was to gain his favor. Why else would I willingly spend time with this 84-year-old man.
"How it happened is not needed, just don't do it again. Do you understand me," Said Father.
"Yes sir," I said.
"Besides a 12-year-old girl such as yourself should spend your time learning to make tea not playing in the dirt," Said Father in a stern tone. "Now leave me, I've got some visitors coming and I don't you here ruining the event for me," Said Marquis Varnoz.
"Yes, sir," I said promptly leaving the study.
"Where did that Son of a Bitch get off by insulting. I wish I could just plant a single punch in his smug face" I said, letting go of my facade, my calm face replaced with a face of rage.
"Careful Sofia, it wouldn't be good if anyone heard that," Said a voice. Quickly turning around I find the squire I was with just an hour ago.
"So what, I'm not making any progress anyway. Besides if one of the servants heard it they'll say nothing, on account of how much of a terrible person the Marquis is," I said in a frustrated tone.
"That's true, but there's always a chance of it, so just be careful," Said Roland.
"Stop being a worry wart," I said.
"If you say so," Said Roland. Roland has been with me since I was 6 years old (he was around 10 years old at the time), he's almsot like a brother to me. He was originally a servant here but a knight saw potential in him and made Roland his squire. There are many bad things about him but if I had to say which is the worst, it would definitely be his face. No, he's not ugly nor is he handsome, he's just fucking gorgeous.
I've given up counting how many girls (and guys) have confessed to him, and worst of all he's only 16 imagine when he's in his 20's. What makes it worse is that Roland not only has god-like beauty but he has talent in both magic and swordsmanship. the knight Captain expects him to get to get knighted at 20. One year before the usual age, finding someone with that much talent is like finding a gas station that has fair prices.
"I'm about to go to a demon ranch want to come with me,".
"Will I get free food," Roland said, giving me the puppy eyes.
"Only if you come with all your gear," I said, not affected at all by his puppy eyes.
"Touche," Roland said. "When are we leaving,"
"As soon as you change," I said looking at his clothes that were just as dirty as mine."Then after that we'll get a coach for me, you and Alfred, then we'll ride to the farm,"
"Oh, Alfred's coming," He said disappointedly.
"Of course he is, how else would the marquis allow me to go," I said. "Don't worry we'll still have fun,"
"But I wanted it to be just us" murmured Roland.
"what did you say," I said. "I couldn't hear you, say it louder,"
"I said, Alfred won't allow us to bring food,"
"Is that what you're scared about, don't worry Alfred's cool, he'll let it slide as long as we share,"
"If you say so,"
"Then i'll see you in 10 minutes, remember to bring Alfred, meet me at the coach," I said. Saying our goodbyes we left to go change. A few minutes later we meet at the gate of the mansion (where we keep our coaches).
"Roland HURRY UP!" I said seeing him in the distance. "Where's Alfred,".
"The Marquis needed him, so he sent his son to watch over us while he's gone," Said Roland. Next to him was a boy that looked like he was barely older than me.
"Hello miss Varnoz," Said Alfred's son."My dad is busy, but I would be glad to substitute for him," He said bowing his head.
"No need to bow, what's your name," I said smiling sweetly.
"I'm called Sebastion, I'm 14 years old, and I'm being trained to take over my father's position," Said Sebastion in an emotionless tone.
"Well nice to meet you, Sebastian," I said stretching my hand. Sebastion looked surprised for a moment, but he quickly recovered.
"Well nice to meet you, Sebastion," I said stretching my hand. Sebastion looked surprised for a moment,It was as if no one had ever offered to shake his hand before, he quickly recovered. His expression becoming devoid of emotion.
"Nice to meet you too, Madam," Said Sebastion, shaking my hands. He continued shaking my hands, without stopping. If he felt this was abnormal he didn't show it.
"Well let's not waste any time," I said, breaking the handshake.
"Yes, madam," Said Sebastion. He opened the door waiting for us to get in. Me and Roland quickly got on the coach, with Sebastion quickly following.
We were in silence as the coach started moving, it wasn't until Roland attempted to secretly pull out some food that Sebastion broke the silence.
"No need for that sir, my father told me that you guys might become hungry on the trip. So just in case, I brought confectionaries for you two," Said Sebastion, pulling out a bag of sweets from his inside pockets.
"Oh, that's great," Said Roland, in a strained voice. Putting his snacks back in his pockets, he takes a piece of chocolate from Sebastion, grumbling all the while.
"Well then don't mind me," I said grabbing a couple of chocolates and shoving them all into my mouth (Don't judge me).
"Madam, we'll be reaching the ranch in around 2 minutes," Said the Coach Driver.
"Well, what are you waiting for speed up," I said excitedly. I can't wait to see the ranch, demon has always been my favorite meat.