Yong Yi! (Beggar)
Whats up! (Yong Yi)
There's a rich Lady picking on Xiao Zhu. (Beggar)
Those rich bastards. (Yong Yi)
So i rushed out of the alleys and headed for the main street. There i saw a rich lady with a dog. How do I know she's a rich lady? She is wearing the newest brand of clothes. Has the newest phone. The car besides her is one from overseas. My instincts as a beggar are telling me she is one.
I walk up behind her to hear what shes saying.
"If you want money bow down and call my dog father." (Rich lady)
"You!" (Xiao Zhu)
"What? You think i should give you money just because you asked? I'm not going to waste my money to feed a pig. (Rich lady)
"You're to much!" (Xiao Zhu)
"I'm to much? Have you ever looked yourself in a mirror? Oh yeah your to poor to afford it." (Rich lady)
*laughter* (Crowd)
"Hey piggy just bow down and call the him your father and you can stuff your face." (Bastard 1)
"Piggy! Oink for me and I'll give you a dollar." (Bastard 2)
"Yeah oink piggy!" (Bastard 3)
*laughter* (Crowd)
"These bastards! Wait..." *Evil Smirk*(Yong Yi thoughts)
"Xiao Zhu!" (Yong Yi)
"Huh?" (Crowd)
"Xiao Zhu?" (Bastard 1)
"Hahaha truly a pig!"(Bastard 2)
(Zhu means pig in Chinese)
"What's going on here Xiao Zhu?" (Yong Yi)
"She said that they would give me money but i have to bow down and called the dog my father!" (Xiao Zhu)
Xiao Zhu points at the rich lady.
I turn to look at the lady.
"Is what he said true?" (Yong Yi)
"What if it is?" (Rich lady)
"If it is, can i call the dog my father?" (Yong Yi)
"Huh???" (Everyone)
They all look at me in shock.
"Brother Yong!" (Xiao Zhu)
"Hahaha alright alright! You call him father and this is yours." (Rich lady)
She pulls out a hundred dollar bill.
My eyes shine with delight and yearning.
I get on my knees bow down and say
"Father!" (Yong Yi)
*laughter*
"Hahaha he really said it!" (Bastard 1)
"Haha the dogs his father!" (Bastard 3)
The crowd snickers and laughs.
"Haha good good very good, then this is yours." (Rich lady)
She tosses the hundred dollar bill.
"Spend it well. *mocking voice* Hahahahaha!" (Rich lady)
I take the money and stuff it in my pocket then i say
*Evil Smirk* "Thank you! Thank you so much mother!" (Yong Yi)
Silence...
I grab Xiao Zhu's hand and run back the way i came while they are still in shock.
"THAT FUCKER!" (Rich lady)
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In the alley way
"Hahaha!" (Yong Yi and Xiao Zhu)
"I should have thought of that! Hahaha!" (Xiao Zhu)
"She should have saw that coming. Hahaha! Lets go this brother here will buy you an apple!" (Yong Yi)
"Your the best brother Yong!" (Xiao Zhu)
"Of course i am!" (Yong Yi)
"You sure are brave brother yong. (Xiao Zhu)
"Of course i am my name isn't Yong Yi for nothing after all." (Yong Yi)
"But won't she come back for revenge?" (Xiao Zhu)
"She can try but I'll beat her to death if she comes." (Yong Yi)
"Is that so?" (Bastard 1)
"Hmm!?" (Yong Yi)
"You brat!" (Bastard 1)
"Xiao Zhu run!" (Yong Yi)
"Didn't you say you'll beat them to death if they come!?" (Xiao Zhu)
"I said her not him dumbass!" (Yong Yi)
I keep running and climb over the fence.
"Hurry! Grab my hand he's coming!" (Yong Yi)
Just as Xiao Zhu is about to get over the fence bastard 1 grabs his leg.
"I got you now you brat!" (Bastard 1)
"Ah!" (Xiao Zhu)
"Let go of Xiao Zhu!" (Yong Yi)
He pulls and Xiao Zhu falls down then he grabs his neck in one arm.
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"You come here and I'll let him go." (Bastard 1)
"You!" (Yong Yi)
"If you don't I'll kill him." (Bastard 1)
He pulls out a knife and puts it on Xiao Zhu's neck.
"Brother Yong!" *cries* (Xiao Zhu)
"Look your brother isn't gonna save you! You see that you pig! (Bastard 1)
"Leave me and go!" (Xiao Zhu)
"Xiao Zhu!" (Yong Yi)
"Shut up!" (Bastard)
The knife in his hand cuts some skin.
"Ahhhh!" *cries* (Xiao Zhu)
"If you don't change with him now kill him!" (Bastard)
"Fine! But you have to let go of him first!" (Yong Yi)
"You think your in a position to say conditions? Get you ass over here in 10 seconds or I'll slice his throat." (Bastard 1)
He presses the knife down even harder. More blood comes out.
"Don't do it brother! Don't you remember what you said! The rule tha-" (Xiao Zhu)
10! (Bastard 1)
Shit! (Yong Yi)
I climb back over the fence and jump down.
"I'm here so let go of Xia-" (Yong Yi)
*Slice* his head falls off.
"Here." (Bastard 1)
"You bastard you said you'all let him go!" (Yong Yi)
"Oh but i did let him go... Only in pieces! Hahaha! (Bastard 1)
"YOU FUCKER!"(Yong Yi)
I pull out my own knife and charge at him. Only to be knocked out.
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Home of the Rich Lady
*Splash*
"Ah!" (Yong Yi)
"Rise and shine!" *smile* (Rich lady)
"You!" (Yong Yi)
"Hahaha yes me." (Rich lady)
"You know if you apologise for what you did before i might be kind and let you go." *smirk* (Rich lady)
"Hahaha you killed my friend and you expect me to apologize? Pft hahahaha!" (Yong Yi)
"Hmpf your quite cocky. But lets see how cocky you are after i starve you for a week. Hmpf." (Rich lady)
"Hmpf!" (Yong Yi)
Day 1 of starvation...
If they are going to starve me ill just sleep. Hmpf! (Yong Yi thoughts)
*Splash*
"Ah!" (Yong Yi)
"The mistress said your not allowed to sleep." *smile* (bastard 2)
Day 2 of Starvation...
I didn't get any sleep. Whenever i sleep for a second or 2 I'm splashed with cold water. Well at least i can drink that as water.
Day 3 of starvation...
I want to sleep I'm hungry and i took a piss and a dump in my pants!
Day 4 of starvation...
I sleep... When water is poured i ignore it. Even if it's cold i sleep!
Day 5 of starvation...
I sleep but today some one came up with the idea of using hot water to wake me up. I'm hungry burned and sleepy.
Day 6 of starvation...
I'm not allowed to sleep it burns its cold in hungry.
Day 7 of starvation...
"You still alive in there?" (Mistress)
"Food!" (Yong Yi)
"Well then will you apologize?" (Rich lady)
"Apologize?" (Yong Yi)
"Yes apologize." (Rich lady)
"What do i apologize for again?" (Yong Yi)
"Of course your gonna apologize for saying the dog is my husband. (Rich lady)
"Huh? You mean you weren't husband and wife? HAHAHAHA! SORRY SORRY IM SO SORRY! IM SO SORRY FOR THE DOG THAT IS HE IS TO GOOD FOR YOU! HAHAHA!" (Yong Yi)
"Starve him! No water either!" (Rich lady)
"Yes mistress." (Bastard 2)
2 days later...
"So hungry... If only i could eat anything! Hahaha *cough* (Yong Yi)
I have died. Only to be reborn again...
Authors Note:
Please tell me if there are any errors. This is a side project i repeat side. Only reason i put this up was because I thought this would be fun. And I'm stuck on what to write in REBORN TO BECOME THE BOSS OF THE STRONGEST MAFIA! I'll try to update but we'll see.
Thank you for reading.
Comment please they drive me to write more!