A poet she said, is that what I am?
I’ve been called worse: demon, evil, damned
Holy shit! Did I just make a rhyme?
And here is another with this line!
Maybe I can do this, go with the flow
But what to write about, I don’t know
I guess I can start with what i can recall
And hope I can write without hitting a wall
It all began a few years ago
So much has happened it doesn’t seem so
My memory starts in twenty eighteen
To you it may seem like some crazy dream
I know it’s all true this story of mine
A tale of love death innocence and crime
In a world just beyond human eyes
Where tales tell truths within their lies
But before I lose track of my thought train
Confusing myself, or you, I must refrain
From mixing up when events occurred
Keep things in order, so nothing gets blurred
Time is quite odd for a creature like me
Some explaining is needed so let’s see
I am not human, never was, I suppose
This is not an existence that I chose
Temporary and finite, some cosmic joke
Wandering cracks of a world already broke
But there I go losing focus once more
Fuck, this is becoming quite the chore
Let’s maintain order, to keep it all clear
Answers will come, I promise my dear.
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October fourth, two thousand eighteen
A new musical graced the scene
Of a small stage in Washington DC
Based on a film from the nineteen eighties
A Tim Burton comedy, a classic indeed
About a ghost whose name all will heed
When thrice it’s said by one who breathes
Twenty years later a musical was writ
Soon to grace Broadway, becoming quite a hit
About a young girl, with rapier wit
Meets married ghosts and a demon of the pit
As the child mourns she who gave her life
She feels unseen, father ignoring her strife
She forms in the demon a strong bond
And it, of her, seems rather fond
But even Beetlejuice cannot resist
The allure of life, if just can’t be missed
So he betrays his new friend’s trust
And his plan to live the young girl will bust
It’s the very first performance of this show
And the earliest memory of what I know
After the bows, I walked my way home
When some great fear chilled me to the bone
I didn’t know then why or how
So neither will you, at least not now
Something changed in me, as I stood in the night
Though my eyes saw it more bright
To elaborate the point how my eyes
Perceive the world, is a limelight guise
As if on a stage, awash in light beams
Detail and contrast, to me, can be extreme
There is not much that can hide from my sight
Yet that moment seemed to show a new light
One so severe that everything changed
My mind, my body had been rearranged
“What did you do?” I heard someone say
I turned to see I wasn’t alone that day
A woman of such beauty, it made me choke
Perhaps another reason my voice broke
Is the fear that gripped me freezing my brain
Just what caused it, I could not explain
The woman stared at me, filled with concern
To speak, ask her for help is what I most yearned
But i was confused, my mind was racing
I couldn’t grip a thought I was chasing
My silence angered her, or so it appeared
Her eyes darted around, then on me leered
My instincts kicked in and told me to run
I just knew this would not be fun
But I’d made the error of meeting her eyes
They’re a steely blue like dark stormy skies
Her auburn hair blew in a sudden breeze
And my body remained in a deep freeze
I heard the ocean’s crashing waves
Though we were miles from the nearest bay.
The sound of thunder was also heard
But above us the stars continued to burn
The only clouds there that I could see
Were in her fierce eyes, focused on me
“What did you do?” she asked me again
I wanted to answer but twas all in vain
That gaze held me frozen including my voice
So much to say if I had the choice
Did she know me? Who were we?
What was happening? Why was nobody helping me?
I mean it was eleven PM in Washington DC
There were tons of people walking the city
Why did everyone just pass us both by?
Someone should help, or even just try!
Nobody did, it was just us two
Only the witch and me, the frozen statue
Finally, my racing mind began to slow
But before I could think on what I know
A new problem began to be present
My feet no longer felt dry cement
Rather, they were wet! And waves I could hear
As the water rose, so did my fear
I couldn't see, my eyes locked on her own
But i could feel the water level grow
Climbing my body moving in waves
Back and forth like and ocean behaves
At the edge of my sight I could see foam
Fierce as she was, she seemed right at home
Calling her witch I didn’t exaggerate
Sad to say, in her hands, she held my fate
This was her doing, as salt stung my eyes
Firey hair blew in a wind, still quite dry
It framed her face, a halo of fire
If not so scared, her I might admire
But the water still rose, now to my chest
The force of the sea beat upon my breast
Her eyes squinted, seeming confused
She nearly screamed, “What did you do?”
Wish I could say or ask what she meant
As my mouth filled with the water she sent
My precious breath, I did try to hold
I was oddly calm, truth be told
Of all the thoughts, buzzing in my mind
One that was sound I could finally find
While I was scared, it was not of death
It was not fear that stole my breath
Rather defiance had come to me then
For this witch didn’t act like a friend
I would not fear her if that’s what she wished
Death was preferred to giving into this bitch
As salt water rose to string my eyes
I held my gaze, still immobilized
Hoping to show that i won’t be her prize
Releasing my breath, watching the bubbles rise
I could barely see through salt and….seaweed?
I learned then that breathing, I had no need
Still couldn’t move in my watery cell
But I guess I was spared a trip to hell
Floating there, for who knows how long
I was able to think just what had gone wrong
Red seemed to know me, which made one of us
Something had happened to cause all this fuss
We saw this show, but I could not recall
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What was on stage, I must've been enthralled
Anything before I just could not find
As if the curtain also closed on my mind
Who I was, who the witch here was too
There wasn’t a thing that I could do
To my mind’s front, bring the answers I sought
Though I tried hard, it was all for naught
Instead I began to think what I knew
Here are the facts that I then reviewed
I have thoughts and so I exist
Stuck in a trap that I could not resist
My body seems human but it does not breathe
I wondered what else I don’t really need
Now the woman, my captor indeed
Even her red hair, was no longer seen
She summoned the water I floated in now
I did my best to consider how
If she had power did I have some too
Not drowning now made it likely true
Before I tried to attempt anything
Lack of air began to make my throat sting
Maybe drowning takes longer for me
And before I could think on how this could be
My bubble burst, water flowing away
Falling down, on damp ground I lay
I was so tired and cold suddenly
Barely felt the blanket draped over me
By a small girl I could just about see
Confused, I begrudgingly fell asleep
I awoke to the sound of a school bell
The shrill noise did not make me feel well
Holding my head and groaning I sat up
I was on top of a desk, and handed a cup
Grateful it was fresh water, I drank slow
So I could think again on what I know
One moment, water didn’t bother me
I didn’t drown in the witch’s small sea
Then at once I felt my lungs burning
Some kind of change left me, for air, yearning.
Unsure if that was her magic or mine
These questions would wait for another time
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For right now as I sat on the desk
Taking in where I was trying my best
To think clearly with a throbbing head
Starting first with my makeshift bed
A teacher’s desk placed in front of the class
I realized one other thing pretty fast
Not alone in this room was I it seemed
Some kids sat in front of me, quite a team
They each wore a uniform dressed the same
Now I knew from where water and blanket came
Clearing my throat, I asked who they were
One young girl answered, her name was Summer
This class was grade five, all aged less than teen
In the elite private school, Horace Green
The names rang bells I could not quite place
I thought I could recognize her face
But my head hurt if I tried to focus
Possibly more of Red’s hocus pocus
Didn’t want me to see who these kids are
Fine, I’ll play, but only going so far!
Rubbing my eyes, I asked who I might be
Our sub, Summer replied, Mr. Schneebly
Hearing that name my mind began to race
Like watching a movie at a fast pace
I suddenly knew the lyrics, lines, blocks
Of the Broadway musical School of Rock
The kids were characters of this here play
But where they all came from, I couldn’t say
Did Red capture them as she did me
It would take some time until I could see
For as the next school bell began to ring
All of the kids, sat in desks, began to sing
“Here at Horace Green” I knew this song
We face the future” but it seemed wrong
Always striving, eager to succeed” there was no stage here
“Here at Horace Green” no audience near
“The old traditions shape who we are” unnerving as it was
“In word and deed” I think it was because
“Some are meant to read” they’re all being controlled
“We shoulder duties, seek perfection” by some spell’s strong hold
“Toil and never rest” held in this cage
“Thanks to Horace Green” began to feel a rage
“Our Alma Mater we'll take our place” These were fucking kids
“Amongst the best” squeezing my eyelids
“Here at Horace Green” chains all around me
“We march in lock-step” could feel them, not see
“Ever upward, destined to achieve” tried to find my power
“Here at Horace Green” but their song grew louder
“We go forth proudly” my world soon went black
“Marked for success the day we leave” deafened by the pack
“And we shall achieve” Now her I could hear
“In years here after” a high melody was clear
“Decked with honor” notes that are not easy to reach
“Worthy of these halls” as if rousing a speech
“Thanks to Horace Green” It made my head spin
“Our Alma Mater” lost in the din
“Nothing will shake these ivy walls” Wanna fucking bet?
Nothing will shake these ivy walls!” She’ll soon pay her debt!
My brain had become too full once more
The world spun and I fell to the floor
It was dark, the class and room all gone
One thought in my head: The show must go on
If, dear reader, you have not yet seen
Musical or film about Horace Green
It’s focus is actually a man
Dewey Finn, who concocts quite a plan
Needing a job, he chooses to teach
Kind as this is, it’s also a security breach
Dewey lacks a license o degree
And the kids’ talent he does see
He is a musician with dreams of fame
Using the class, assuming a new name
He lies his way into the school to win
A Battle of the Bands with the young kin
Along the way lessons are learned and taught
Bonds are created before Finn is caught
The story does end happy for sure
While the battle is lost, the band does stay pure
Finn finds a way to continue this road
Keeping the band to rock, he bestowed
And all lived happily, just don’t think too much
About how Finn would go to jail and such
This did begin as a film with Jack Black
A feel-good romp I recall thinking back
Then Andrew Lloyd Webber writer of songs
Like Phantom, Cats, a career rather long
Decided to base his next big show
On this classic film many people know
So it came to Broadway, quite a success
A talented cast, one of the best
If offered a role, I might’ve said yes
But fate had in mind a different test
The overture’s notes shocked me awake
Still sporting a rather nasty headache
Notes blared and bright lights did shine
I found autonomy was no longer mine
Against my will I began to sing
Dancing around like a puppet on a string
Performing this show against my will
Ignoring my obvious lack of skill
Clearly not trained in song or in dance
Hitting notes and marks by the slimmest chance
But the cast ignored my skills not honed
Seemingly in a trance of their own
Against this control I did try to fight
But the chains held strong despite all my might
By intermission’s start tired as I was
I was grateful for a small moment’s pause
This show is rather exhausting, you see
And it did not help that I played the lead
For most of the shot I was on stage
Making this a very unique cage
Still unsure as to why I was trapped here
One thing to me became very clear
I’d save them all if it the last thing I do
And maybe I could survive all this too
I learned something else about who I am
Low in priorities is where I stand
The children were all I could think to save
Any adults could follow the path we’d pave
Away from the show, away from that witch
By the way she had her own role, the bitch
Headmistress of the school, Red chose to play
Dewey’s love interest, at the end of the day
As if this capture wasn’t bad enough
Being forced to kiss her was gonna be rough
Yup, they kiss in the show, not once, but twice
Doing this against my will is not very nice
My body was forced to work and perform
While my mind did swirl with a growing storm
The finale was sung and I needed to sleep
After a moment I wanted to weep
For the overture had begun once again
My body still separate from my own brain
I wondered how many shows I could do
Before I collapse for all here to view
We performed School of Rock, the very same
How in the fuck can I win at her damn game!?
I won’t bore you with the parts that repeat
Just that torture became this theater feat
This tiring show, done constantly
An end to this was not guaranteed
I had begun to question my reality
That’s when Red began the inquiry
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There is one scene that’s in the second act
Finn and Red meet in a bar’s very back
In the show they speak, furthing Finn’s goal
Before the kiss scene that still pains my soul
But after doing the show many times
Out of the fog, my own voice did climb
I was able to speak but nothing else
So I took the chance to say how I felt
I wasn’t polite, there was some swearing
Angered me more, her not really caring
When I sat, out of breath, out of steam
I was dragged back into her musical dream
I never did coin how many I’d done
How many versions of this show were run
Odd, the multiple times I went through it
No food or sleep but just felt like shit
Right on the edge of just passing out
But finding more energy for one more bout
Not like I had much choice as you have read
Unseen will controlled what I did and said
Spare moments I had, spent catching my breath
In between wishing for my own death
Survived by keeping my focus on the rest
The kids, my cast also doing their best
To hide their own fear but I could see
They were forced to do this just like me
In those brief reprieves I had from my trance
Sat in a booth, able to speak rather than dance
I asked the questions that swirled in my mind
I had quite a few as we soon would find
“Who are you?” I demanded of her
“You used to know, even love me, I’m sure”
“So who am I? Who was I before?”
Honestly? I sounded like a fucking bore!
The person she loved, who was me, I guess
Was a musician and one of the best
You wouldn’t know them, never played a show
And despite how much I wanted to know
I felt the chains loose, her focus had waned
Hoped she missed it, continue to explain
But our performance, her puppet show, went on
I lost count but I performed like her pawn
And at that scene I asked what I could
Trying to see an ounce in her of good
Biding my time until my own power stirred
Figuring out why she trapped me with her
Because of her, I suppose I should say
I have to guess but she would release her sway
Every other show, about once a day
I figured that fighting it just wasn’t the way
I needed info so I went with it
Exhausted, and maybe insane a bit
I endured her magic captivity
To uncover the reason for this activity
Cuz I could not recall why I was here
What crime I committed just was not clear
In this situation, who’s in the wrong?
I needed to know, it shouldn’t take long
Or so I thought, but if a query I asked
She disapproved, I’d return to my task
Remaining in control every second
Had to be a difficult action I reckoned
So I did my best to choose my words well
Here is her story from what I could tell
Red and Finn, as my past self’s name had been
Woke a few weeks ago, she said about ten
They began together and as such they stayed
Hidden in a theater for many nights and days
They did find out their past had been frayed
As they spoke of each other’s thoughts and ways
This explained things when I considered this
Changes I felt, my memory gone to piss
Fully grown adults is how we were born
Never hungry or tired, tis not the norm
We look human but for sure we are not
New bodies, new life, what else had we got?
Abilities, powers that come from a source
But not witchcraft of the gods of Norse
Rather theater and the actors therein
We draw power from the shows they are in
Sierra Boggess, Red’s source was found to be
Alex Brightman, the source left to me
His name turned my mind as if by a key
And how things were I could suddenly see
This character I played is why I was tired
He’s a mortal man, but I was not hired
She forced me into this role day by day
To keep me weak, hear what she had to say
That would explain why I was held here
The next query that hadn’t been made clear
What about the kids, the cast by my side
The answer she gave, in me, turned the tide
They are not real, she thought I could tell
She’d never allow children to this hell
I reminded her she did it to me
She thought it’d bring back who I used to be
That person is gone, her actions assured
Could’ve talked instead of what I’d endured
Scared she was of what I’d become
The power we have cannot be undone
She thought it was best to keep me in here
Until she could test if I should be feared
I told her I was quite a fearsome being
But that’s only because of this first sting
If this is how she treats those she loves
Then now is the time to take off my gloves
Since I am the sole prisoner inside
Then I will ensure there is no place to hide
My plan to escape was almost at hand
Since there’s no need to care about the child band
You see, in between my convos with Red
I began to use a bit more of my head
While my body and voice moved on their own
Through focus and thought my power had grown
My source had had a successful career
Stored in my head, time made it all clear
A current flowed through me all around
He’s on a show now, I could hear the sound
Everything Brightman was credited in
Had some ability that I could pin
One thing for sure, I was no longer Finn
A chance of their return, you can toss in the bin
I’ll burn this place down, if I can be free
This witch will not make a trophy of me
Stating my plans like this? A bad idea
She locked the place down like North Korea
No more shows, thankful for this, I felt
I could start to recover the damage they delt
The water returned, her favorite trick
Along with some chains, both metal and thick
I had always felt them, but now they were real
Kind of nice to see what I could still feel
Too dangerous, Red felt, I had become
She feared what I’d do, if free I could run
Finn she could trust, but they were not me
I asked, “Is this right, from what you can see?
Something had happened and I was new life
Along with answers, you’ve given me strife!”
Red left me alone floating in the drink
Rather than despair, I was glad for time to think!
Mostly submerged in a small salty sea
Below my chin the water’s level happened to be
The chains wrapped tight so moving was hard
Keeping me in place, no need for a guard
There was no light, I was left in the dark
I didn’t need to see to look for a spark
Taking a breath, I thought what I knew
Reasons for Red to lie were rather few
So we had existed for less than a year
Both have power, but mine she had to fear
Began to focus on what’s in my mind
It took some time, there was a lot to find
Not of me, but my source’s career
Alex Brightman had become Broadway’s dear
Starting quite young, only eight years old
His skill and passion was one to behold
Broadway debut in two thousand and eight
Glory Days opened and closed on the very same date
Went on to perform in Wicked as Boq
Big Fish and Matilda, he cannot be stopped
Fate took a turn when he got his first lead
School of Rock, I know it, unfortunately
But none of that had caused my birth
What happened to Finn and all he was worth?
I came to a theory, I think I am right
We are drawn to our source, though we may fight
Even now he’s on stage, of that I can tell
Could just about see him from my watery cell
Finn had been drawn to Brightman’s new show
About a striped demon whom you may know
Leaving the theater fear struck Finn’s heart
Because they knew, this person was smart
A new character had been added now
It would affect Finn, they didn’t know how
Teacher, fraud, bully, man, were all in Finn’s head
This would add a demon who was dead
Scared they could not control this new power
Finn destroyed themselves, making it my hour
Whatever we are, we don’t die, we change
From Red’s point of view it had to be strange
Where once stood this person she cared for
Now some kind of stranger, understanding was poor
While I understand her anger and fear
I would have preferred a talk over beer!
But how had Red kept me captive so long
If she was so scared, surely I was strong
Stronger than her, of that perhaps
I began to think on her choice of traps
The water, of course, but we’ll get to that
My answers did lay in Red’s source’s past
Sierra Boggess and Brightman did act
Together in School of Rock, this was a fact
Trapping me here, mortal and weak
Dewey didn’t have much power to seek
This show I am sure I will find a use
She’d made it a vessel to fuel my abuse
Other character’s power she had drawn on
Caught in a theater, a Phantom’s long con
Chrsitine Diae Boggess had once played
So I bet Phantom is one of her power stays
Manipulating minds, the Opera’s as well
And the ocean’s course was clear as a bell
Sierra Boggess had played Ariel
Princess of the sea created my cell
So where did the chains come in you may ask
Figuring that out another easy task
For that came from my own source indeed
The musical Big Fish had this one scene
People of a town, Brightman included
Wanted a dam from their locale excluded
So binding themselves to the town with chains
Hoping the dam’s creation could be changed
The protest began as the water rose
Slipping the chains, the citizens chose
I focused on this and soon had found
The chains fell away and sunk to the ground
I floated at sea, escape not yet prepared
I vowed to give Red a reason to be scared
Angry I was and with good reason
I wanted revenge for her great treason
What came to mind was a demon in stripes
And a lesson to learn that Red would not like
Those chains had shown me quite a neat trick
That somehow we both could use Big Fish
If she could use mine, I could use hers
Why this was true, I wasn’t concerned
But now I can say this feat’s rather hard
I don’t use it often, quite a rare card
At the time I was anxious to try
Anything I could to say my goodbye
To Red, and Finn, I’d tear this place apart
A certain striped ghost seemed a good start
If you look Beetlejuice has no constraints
Once saying his name released his restraints
Shaping new reality as he pleased
This ability I quickly seized
Focusing upon the chains at my feet
They began to move in a way that was neat
Slithering around like snakes in the sea
I began to think what else they could be
The chains came together and grew to great size
Becoming a creature that I could ride
A two faced sandworm my brand new pet
I knew that with this, escape I’d soon get
My vengeance as well, though try as Red might
One thing for sure, I fucking look good in stripes!
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Fire, destruction, my plan was fantastic
But it really was anticlimactic
I rode my pet through the dark to the school
Walking the halls I felt like a fool
Completely empty, no students or witch
My elaborate plan had hit a hitch
Growing more frustrated with each passing second
At least, the building can burn, I reckoned
The sandworm had shrunk, on my shoulder it sat
But at my command, it grew long and fat
I sent it away to destroy what it could
Soon heard the sound of splintered glass and wood
Able to conjure balls of sparks and fire
In a moment my surroundings turned dire
If I was human, I’d have been choking on smoke
But I had embodied the ‘ghost with the most’
His power, mind, even a bit of his style
With no fucks left, I could do this for a while
Combined with that, there was also sorrow
And a lot more that could wait till tomorrow
For that moment, I was focused on fury
As my sandworm returned to me in a hurry
Seems it cared for my life more than I
As the school fell, I said my goodbye
Climbed on it’s back, the sandworm did scurry
For I still had a witch somewhere to bury
As we moved, the smoke blocked my sight
But I could still see a change in the light
Dismounting, I shrunk my pet travel size
Unsure of what trick or trap may now rise
The smoke cleared away and I saw Times Square
My instincts did tell me I was really there!
Wanting to feel the sun, pushing back the ghost
So I could feel the sun’s summer heat roast
My rage did fade as I saw I was free
But something odd became clear to me
The people in the streets were so latent
New York fucking City was totally vacant!