EDIT: I'm going to publish now, so had to remove all but first 2 chapters. Thank you for all of the feedback!   (REVISED chapter 1 and 2 - 1/16/19) The gods have had their time to shine. Now it's my turn. When I catch a god's servant trying to steal my nephew's life force, I trap her and learn that gods are only kept immortal by having their minions steal life forces before death's time. I can still rescue my nephew, but doing so will change my life in unimaginable ways.   What follows is a tale of godly proportions with harem elements and downright dirty deeds.