I pushed my self up off the ground.
"Figures, who would help a kid like me in this day and age"
That snot blends in well with my clothes. cool.
heh
Alright time to find a place to sleep tonight, who knows what kind of perverts are lurking around. Wait. Maybe if i get myself kidnapped they'll give me something to eat, just as well get somewhere to sleep too.
"I'm a 8 year kid, walking all alone out in the middle of nowhere. NO PARENTS, EASY KIDNAPPING MATERIAL!!!"
wait, what if they give me something else to eat. Specifically that. No way, I don't want to eat something like that. NONONO OMG is that one of them peeking behind a building? I'm out of here.
I ran like my life depended on it
"I DON"T WANT TO EAT SAUSAGES!!"
Who's stupid idea was it to get kidnapped.
Fuawh?? ah shit.
Tripped on a rock, that hurt. I pretty much kissed the ground with my face... i think i even slid a bit on it as well. Is my face a sled now "ouch" I stood up again off the ground. I guess i can scratch that off the bucket list.
sliding on my face.
Check.
Maybe being homeless as well?
Check.
....
*drip drip. Rain begins to pour (cool sound f'x right)*
*sigh* I'm sick of this. Playing off everything like its cool... I'm tired... and cold. I'll just go and rest up under that tree over there.
Just a little rest.
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mmm
It's warm. huh?
I opened my eyes... and then proceeded to flail about.
"wah..wah WHO ARE YOU" i was cuddling some bulky dude.
"HELP!! HELP I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY THE MAFIA"
Somehow the man seemed hurt anyway i continued struggling trying to free my self from this gangster's clutches. I don't wanna get dissected and then sold on the black market. NOOOO!!!
"hey kid, KID. Calm down i'm only trying to help"
"HELP. SOMEONE HELP!!"
"I said CALM. DOWN" The man put me down and grabbed my hands before i could escape and alert the police.
I looked at him "you'll have to kill me before you can ta*smack*" the gangster smacked my head.
"Kid listen, i saw you all alone by yourself, in the rain at night. So, when i found you passed out under that tree back there. I picked you up."
"huh, so then... you're not a gangster?" *smack*
"No i'm not, so stop calling be that already"
"....hmm its day time so does that mean you were carrying me all night? WAIT YOUR THAT PERVERT I SAW PEEKING AT ME LAST NIGHT. OMG NO, DON'T TELL ME YOU MADE ME EAT YOUR SAUSAG*thwack*"
"WHAT THE HELL KID, i was just doing some nighttime training when i saw you. Calling me a pervert *sigh* come with me I'll get you something to eat alright, you look hungry"
"FOOD?" I said while rubbing the side of my head.