Genjutsu Made Real.
Chater 3 Conflict Resolved
Inspired by Real Genjutsu by The Distorted Shadow
Disclaimer: I own nothing , this is purely a fanfic for enjoyment. Cross-over from various games , books, anime, and movies. The familiar characters you see here belongs to their respected authors and owners.
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Rumors quickly spread around the base, and the ninja's avoided Zed like a plague.
"I wondered what happened to them?." Zed said his thoughts out loud.
Later that evening a confused and bewildered Zabuza was confused at dinner when the shinobi's were giving a.? zed feeling with fear, awe and respect.
"Did you do something gaki? asked Zabuza directed at Zed.
"Not a thing." Zed said cheerfully.
In sorrounding Shinobi in the area, they unanimously thought one thing
"Bullshit!." we're their thoughts on Zed's carefree reply
Chapter 3 Start
It was a beautiful morning when Zed wake up, rebel forces was training like there was tomorrow, and zed wondered why.
After doing some light excercise, the leaders of the rebellion called Zed, and the majority of the forces for a war meeting.
"All right, I have gathered you all today for an important meeting, in a few days we will be fighting the main force of the mizukage, and his army of two thousand shinobi against our army of eight hundred. What we may lack in numbers, we back up with our skills. I'm here to inform you that we will be appointing leaders for a team. Who here among you is confident to lead the troops?." Mei asked.
"I nominate Ao, and Chojuro for the postition." some Jonin said.
"I nominate Zabuza-sama for the position." said Haku.
"Who else?, anyone." asked Mei.
"Well if you guys are not saying anything then I will nominate Zed for the position." Mei declared.
Murmurs could be heard about Zed being an outsider, and does not deserve we to lead.
"Mei-sama, you must be joking, you can't let an outsider lead us, plus he's a civilian, and will be excess baggage." said the confident Jonin.
Half of the people in the room were staring at him if he had grown a second head. He wondered what caused him to garner such commotion. He admits that he was on a mission, and just got back, but he prided himself that he had seniority over the rebels dammit, no-one, I mean no-one disrespects him.
"What?, was it something I said?, If you guys have something to say, then say it, or I will beat you guys to a pulp." The confident Jonin threathened.
Laughter was filled in the room, even the lower echelon genin were laughing at him further infuriating him.
"What?, what's so funny?." He asked them.
"Pft, hahahaha, I'm sorry but I am to assume that you we're not here yesterday?." asked Mei.
"Why yes, I had a mission that day, why?." He asked curiously.
"Let me explain it to you simple so you can understand, yesterday twenty jonin, and fifty chunin decided to point out that Zed-kun here should leave, and decided to voice out their opinion by beating him senseless to get their point across. You'll be surprised to find out that he made a fool out of our forces, and beat them into submission instead, and he did not even break a sweat. Are you confident enought to bet your life where your mouth is?." asked Mei.
The Jonin was sweating bullets, and finally relented, and said "I'm sorry about my rash decision Mei-sama, and I take back what I said." Said the scared jonin.
They were about to finalize the decision but was interrupted by the same person who they just talked about.
"What?, me a leader?, but I'm a civilian as that Jonin pointed out." Zed pouted.
Everyone in the room sweatdropped.
"Oh cut the act gaki, we know already that your bullshiting your way out of this one, but it's final." Zabuza interjected.
"Noooooooo!, what will I do, what will a lowly civilian do when I'm the middle of the battlefield filled with trained killers, Haku-chan help me." Zed pleaded with the puppy dog eyes.
"For a moment there I actually believe that you are a helpless civilian, but we know better, we saw you beat the shit on most our trained jonin, and chunin first hand." Ao pointed out.
Zed pouted some more, and everyone in the room sweatdropped again.
"Fufufufu, you found me out, touche, fine I'll lead." Zed said in his original sarcastic tone.
It unnerved the whole ninja in the room of the sudden change in attitude. They felt that if they mess with him now, they would certainly be dead.
"Ahem!." Mei decided to break the silence. "Now that we settled the leader positions, we will divide into five groups, and one will be a decoy to distract the enemy forces while we corner them with the pinsir maneuver, and cut them of from their supplies. Any objections?, good, so who will volunteer." asked Mei nervously. She knew what whoever volunteered would likely not survive.
Silence filled the room until.
"Fufufufu, I will take that role, I will likely survive, and pull one over the enemy, and that role is perfectly suited for me." Zed explained.
Zed got a looked of respect from the Ninja in the room. It took guts, and lots of courage to volunteer for a suicide mission.
"Now lets group together on our own teams, and plan a strategy, you may follow those you wish to follow." Mei said, and dismissed the meeting.
Zed went into the the training ground, and explained his plan to his team.
"Now, I will not force anyone to come with my team, those of you who value your life should transfer to the other teams." Zed explained.
Out of the hunded shinobi rebel forces, only thirty stood by Zed.
"Men, I recommend you lot for your bravery. I will tell you a secret. You lot will only be there sitting pretty, and you will be on the shortcut to being heroes. Fufufu, I only need myself to distract them. Congratulations, you got the large end of the stick, and you will definitely survive." Zed explained.
"Zed taicho, have you to the deep end?, are sure your not crazy." asked the concerned ninja.
"Fufufufu, of course I'm not insane, eheheh, I can't wait to go the battlefield. You lot don't know me that well, trust me when I say your mind will be blown away for what I have planned. Fufufufu, I can't wait." Zed said cheerfully.
"Might as well sign our will, we will die a martyr for the liberation of Kirigakure." The ninja said
"Oh ye of little faith, very well, you'll see it when we engage the enemy." Zed explained.
This didn't ease the mind of the ninja's on Zed's team, and they took their teammates advice, and wrote a will.
Time passed, and it was finally time to invade the village of kirigakure.
They were met with the force of two thousand ninja strong.
"I wish you all good luck, and my advice, DON'T DIE!." Mei shouted followed by her declations to boost the morale of the troops "FOR THE LIBERATION OF KIRIGAKURE!." Mei shouted followed by the shout of the rebel as being pumped by the action.
"Fufufu, alright team follow me." Zed said, and the dejected team followed.
They finally arrived in a large clearing in the plain. Zed finally saw the enemy force a within a distance.
"Look, they sent a small ninja force to the slaughter, lucky us." The enemy ninja said.
"Kill them, Kill them all!." The commanding Jonin said.
Their thoughts were interrupted when the heard a loud voice echoing in the area.
"Ladies, and gentlemen, Boys, and Girls. Mind fuck entertainment presents Aladin." Zed's voice echoed for all to hear.
"Hahahahahah!, the enemy has gone crazy." both the forces thought.
Zed quickly lit up his mist ring, and opened his copy of Gufo di Nebbia ver. Vongola (owl mist box weapon).
"Let's do this old friend." Zed told his vongola box weapon, and the owl hooted in agreement.
Zed quickly took his trident, and slammed it into the ground. Mist began to cover the whole area.
As the mist clears the sound of drums, and bells and chimes could be heard along with a cacophony of music.
An army of arabian knights, sword dancers, flaming jugglers, men with bells, sexy dancers, sexy dancers with fans, and feathers, and a zoo of animals could be seen, along with men with a banner of the milfiore family design, and a parade of people carrying golden camels.
Along the center of it all was Zed with a sultan outfit riding on an elephant carriage with four sexy girls fanning him with his Gufo di Nebbia ver. Vongola (mist owl box weapon) sitting on his shoulders.
"What the fuck." where the thoughts of both forces watching.
"Dum dadedum, dum dum dadedum." drums thruming along with bells chiming.
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* Chorus: Make way for Prince Ali!
Say hey! It's Prince Ali. " Zed's version of genie leading his parade while juggling a fire baton."
Genie: Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye! "Genie squeezes through the shinobi ranks bewildering them."
Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells!
Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!
Prince Ali!
Fabulous he!
Ali Ababwa
Genuflect ,
show some respect
Down on one knee! "Zed forced the enemy shinobi to kneel by overwhelming their senses."
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Sunday salaam
Then come and meet his spectacular coterie
Prince Ali!
Mighty is he!
Ali Ababwa
Strong as ten
regular men ,
definitely! "shows zed juggling ten men."
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Ali
Chorus: He's got seventy-five golden camels
[Speech]
Genie as "Harry": Don't they look lovely, June?
Chorus: Purple peacocks, he's got fifty-three
[Speech]
Genie as "June": Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
Has he got a zoo?
I'm telling you,
it's a world-class menagerie
Prince Ali!
Handsome is he ,
Ali Ababwa
Women: There's no question this Ali's alluring
Never ordinary,
never boring
Genie: That physique!
How can I speak?
Women: Everything about that man just plain impresses.
Genie: Weak at the knee!
Well, get on out in that square
Women: He's a winner ,
he's a whiz,
a wonder
Genie: Adjust your veil and prepare
Women: He's about to pull my heart asunder.
Genie: To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!
Women: And I absolutely love the way he dresses.
Chorus: He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys.
Men: He's got the monkeys ,
let's see the monkeys
Chorus: And to view them he charges no fee
Women: He's generous, so generous
Chorus: He's got slaves,
he's got servants and flunkies.
Proud to work for him
They bow to his whim
love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali!
Prince Ali!
All: Prince Ali!
Amorous he!
Ali Ababwa
Genie: Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see.
And that, good people, is why ,
he got dolled up and dropped by
Chorus: With sixty elephants ,
llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs ,
his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way
For Prince Ali!
Zed weaved the illusion as realistically as possible, with the help of his reality illusion glove it went without a hitch, and he made it to the center of the enemy forces.
"Thank you, Thank you very much." Zed said to the enemy shinobi's. "Did you guys enjoy the show?, Fufufufu, I hope you like it. Now see you guys in hell." Zed said as he twirled his trident, and stomped it on the ground.
Fire pillars quickly erupted from the ground, and engulfed the whole enemy shinobi killing half their forces.
Normally those well versed in illusion can identify that the pillars were an illusion, but the enemy were unprepared, and got caught in the illusion, and the damage they received registered to their brain and became real resulting in burned shinobi corpses everywhere.
The main force of the rebels arrived and began counter attacking, and pushed back the enemy shinobi's.
However a sudden surge of power erupted, and the mizukage arrived. Mei, and Zabuza teamed up against the mizukage spamming very advanced jutsu's, and other tricks in their sleeve.
Mei, and Zabuza was about to loose when Zed appeared in the mizukage's blindspot, and slashed him with the tip of his trident.
"You dare!, you dare sneak, and inflict a wound upon me?." The possesed mizukage seethed in anger as a chakra cloak begin to form around his body.
"Ahahahahhaahahah." Zed laughed like a maniac.
"Hey, your companion has gone crazy, is he mental?." The mizukage asked.
"Definitely." both Mei, and Zabuza replied.
"Fufufu, my dear mizukage I have already won!." Zed said as he covered with mist the location of the fight, he didn't want just anyone to reveal what was he about to do.
Zed pointed a gun with a possesion bullet in his head, and said "Arrivederci.", and shot himself.
"Pfahahahahaha, he really was insane, he killed himself." The mizukage said shocking both Mei, and Zabuza until the Kazekage began to choke, and fell into the ground.
"What!, just happened." Mei asked.
"I don't know, something strange is going on here." Zabuza explained.
Suddenly the body of the mizukage suddenly rose from the ground, both Mei, and Zabuza we're nervous until.
"Fufufufufufu, I'm back from beyond the grave to haunt these lands." said the mizukage as his right eye began to form a six number, and glowed violet.
"What the fuck!, who are you!." said the startled Zabuza.
"Awww, Zabuza sempai has gone insane, pfthahahahah." The mizukage said.
"Zed?, is that you?, how?, you just died." Zabuza stammered.
"Fufufufufu, I forgot to mention that I can posses people indefinitely, fufufu. If you guys let this tidbit of my ability out, I won't be responsible for what happens to you." Zed threatened them.
Both Mei, and Zabuza shivered at at the implications of that threat, and quickly promised not to tell a soul.
"Okay that's enough fun for one day, I finally squashed the bug of a jutsu that was controlling your mizukage, you can have him back now." Zed said as the mizukage fell down again, and Zed's body began to get up.
Life quickly returned to the mizukage, and stood up. The mizukage did a mental breakdown for the actions he took, and both explained to Mei, Zabuza, and Zed what happened. He asked for forgiveness and was forgiven for it was out of his control, and the situation was finally resolved.
"People of Kirigakure, the war is over, my side, and the rebel leaders has decided a truce. There will be no more fighting, and there will more bloodline hunting. This is an order from your mizukage." The mizukage who is now revealed to be Yagura explained.
Cheers erupted from both sides chanting praises of both leaders as heroes, and their homeland.
"Now that the war is over, let's head to the mizukage tower, and feast, I could certainly use the food." Yagura explained
The group quickly followed the mizukage. A week of celebration was celebrated honoring their heroes.
The Village of kirigakure was at peace at last. On a sunny day Yagura called Zed into his office.
"You called mizukage-sama?." Zed asked.
"Yes, I called you here today to offer you a ninja career for the village of Kirigakure as a Jonin shinobi, what do you say." asked Yagura nervously. He knew first hand how skilled Zed was, and he wasnervous that he wouldn't accept.
"Mizukage-sama, as much as I would like to be a Jonin of your village, I cannot, because I only know three jutsus that are an academy student graduate level. I will gladly take the position as a genin though. When I have learned enough shinobi jutsu's then that will be the time that I will take the Jonin position.
"Very well, take this ring, show this to the library, I give you full access to the library. The sooner you learn them, the better it is. Here is your Hitae ite." Yagura said.
A month passed, and Zed learned a bunch of new jutsus's. He mainly focused on Shunshin since it was useful. Zed was called back again to the mizukage's office. Zed arrived in the office, he noticed Zabuza, Haku and Chojuro was there.
"Genin Zed, Genin Haku, Genin Chojuro, you guys have been chosen to participate the chuunin exams in Knoha with Jonin Zabuza as your instructor." Yagura explained.
"Pack your things, were heading out in an hour." Zabuza pointed out, and received a chorus of Hai's.
"Aren't this an overkill?." Zabuza asked Yagura.
"That's the point, hehehehe, they will all be in for a nasty surprise." said Yagura.
"Hehehehehe, your one crazy person." said Zabuza.
"Not as crazy as Zed though." Yagura said as they both shivered at Zed's antics.
"Your right about that, I pity the fool who will be his opponent." Zabuza said as they both laughed a maniacal laughter.