While Rasaki was having fun, killing dragons, enjoying his romance/harem comedy, others were, well let’s just say not as much fun as him.
After one hour of running away from hell, a certain group of random guys finally ran out of luck, in this long hour they encountered giants, hydras, medusas, basilisks, mini-dragons, giant worms, and many other monsters from different myths, and some from no known myths, each time they barely survive those impossible situations will make you remember a certain pirate clown from a certain popular pirate anime, but now even though the monster in front of them is not as strong as the others they already encountered they were completely trapped, everything around them was in fire, some might think, why don’t they fly away, they’re mages right? But above them a massive army made of huge demon lord dante cross winged dinos like creatures waged a galactical war against some angel like beings, despise this huge out of place our lucky bastards didn’t have the time or the guts to comment on that.
The monster that our lucky random group of joes face now is an adult drake, a super weak monster, normally this kind of monster shouldn’t even be mentioned but this seemingly prepared to be forgotten kind of side char will unleash another superpower on this world, the power of the OTAKU…(dun dun dun duuuun).
My name is Keita, I’m seventy-years-old and I’m what is commonly called an otaku, at the age of 15 I stopped going to school it’s not because I was bad at studying or anything I always ranked 10 without even knowing the lessons we had, just using already known rules got me this far so I can’t take being an idiot as an excuse, neither was I bullied, well I was bullied but not that much, just someone throwing paper or anything he was using at the time on me, even though that happened too often to my taste but nothing that a pair of belze punches wouldn’t solve, the main reason I stopped studying is because it’s boring as hell, if someone dare to say that’s not the case then I will dare to say that he’s an idiot, well I took you off-guard, didn’t expect this kind of thing right, now many would think how da heck then do you get money? The answer to that would be PART-TIME JOB, warning this was a trap to see who skip the details, of course the part time thing was a joke do you guys think I’m such an idiot to do something even more boring than studying, the true SHIN answer was thanks god for the nen ability if you don’t know what’s nen then stop reading at once and go watch hunterxhunter both version pls so that you understand how to get billions in no time, jokes aside I got money from buying and selling objects through the net, of course my genius mind didn’t let me buy anything so I sold inexistent objects to mafia guys, yep I know I’m badass but that’s normal as I am the Otakuuuu, so that pretty much sum up my life so far except my private moment and the time I hacked royal road to make a certain dragon god race for a certain girl in a certain fanfic cough cough, but as every good thing end those happy days did as well, but it was only to make place to even more crazy moments, COMMUNITY OF READERS I ASK YOU wt does otaku + magic equal,… yep u guys really don’t disappoint me it’s the end of the world hahahaha magic is awesome, or so I would say, if my first using it wasn’t so bad, I remember (echo sound for flash back effect).
“Oh,… yeah finally we’ll get, GET YOUR ASSES RIGHT IN THEIR PLACE WE’LL BECOME LEGENDS NOW”
“lol I am legend reference”(lol microsoft word thought that lol was meant to be loli)
“Yeah leader today we shall conquer this last boss’s dungeon”
“Yeah the 98 one if my count is right”
“No we already did the 99 one last month”
“You just want it to be the 100 because it sounds cool right?”
“lol”
“But guys that surely was long journey”
“Did all of u guys catch 8th grad syndrome at the same time or wt?”
“Yeah from one game to another we got the top”
“Yeah we got all world firsts on all the new games shouldn’t we get some kind of prize for this” (lol so many copy rights issues here)
“Yeah, maybe, I will check later, but probably not”
“I wonder why I feel like if someone wants to take our part of the money”
“Yeah that’s truly mysterious I get the same feeling”
“Ah that’s because u guys got raped on the last moment in that dungeon that’s why u have this trauma about money, u probably need to visit a doctor, btw I know someone really good”(lol guys am I the only one feeling the mc vibe coming from the otaku now)
“If someone need to visit the doctor it’s you freaking otaku!!!”
“Thank you and btw this coming from a game nerd is funny as hell lol”
“Guys focus more the boss will change its attack pattern in 8 seconds”
“Waited for you little bitch”
“huhh!! Who did u call a bitch?”
“lol it’s the boss don’t get so worked up”
While the black dragon charged his raging amaterasu(breath attack in the case u didn’t know) the kirito like avatar made a kirito like stance by crossing his blades in low angle while running like a ninja, black and red smoke came out from the otaku’s blades signaling the activation of the sword skill like wtever, as the avatar dashed the black and red smoke covered the area, seconds passed without being able to see anything but if you could hear something as this is a game u would hear the fast steps of the super op player and then a flash of light took away vision from any possible being who saw the action, the party members couldn’t see anything as a mist now was covering the area, but after focusing more on the screen they could see the shadow of the beast turning into multiple small particles(guys can SAO sue me for this)
“Well, wt should I say, as op as ever”
“hehe, that’s only natural”
And then the blessing/curse fell before me
“Eh!!!...”
“Did my hand just went through the keyboard”
I tried to check on my hand …but I didn’t find it, I mean I could feel it but I couldn’t see it, that’s weird, but cool.
“cool, wow finally I got some super powers, so now come out villain who want to steal my ability because it’s super rare”
“How did you know I was here”
‘wow he was truly there’
“You’re underestimating me, with my lvl of sense and perception you can’t dream of being in my 600 meter byakugan area unnoticed”
“A master lvl, if then I should also take this seriously”
‘Nope I’m serious; don’t take this seriously, lol I’m talking like ussop’
Keita: “so now cut the bullshit, who are you”
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“I am…your FATHER!!!”
After a long moment of silence “No comments here”
“Well I’m you”
“ohh! So when did they create the time travel machine I’m curious”
“why do you need to make this more complicated than needed, I’m another part of your being, you can think of me as another personality who took a physical form after you got your power, btw did you shrunk”
“Oh!! Now that you mention it I feel one year younger, btw wt was the age of over 70% of anime MC”
“Yeah, I think it was 16”
“muwahahahaha!!!!!!”
“I feel like crying when I remember that we’re the same person”
“Your expression don’t match your words, you have that yandere like expression on your face, it’s quite cool, but wtever as the mc’s first nakama, can you pls introduce the universe”
“Sure first of all, every freaking person in the world is now 16 so the chances of you being the mc are 1/7000000000”
“ohhh!! So now that p**n st** is 16, I love HUMANITY!!!!!”
“Why do you have this ability to see the positive in everything?”
“That’s an mc basic trait and don’t make me look like some suzuki from CG like char”
“The second info is that you’re not the MC, it’s some bastard called Rasaki lol”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Okay sure where is he, I’m gonna kill him”
“He’s in the future now groping his second wife’s butt”
“I think that I’m gonna forgive him just because of that, good job Rasaki bastard, I will be cheering for you”
“dude, are those tears that are flooding out of your eyes”
“those are a man’s tears, outoku”
“fairy tail reference, you already passed the line of the copy rights issues”
“nahh don’t worry they don’t have the guts to sue me, they know that a yakuza group will mistake them for my sponsor if they do”
“little correction you meant you will make them mistake”
“you worry too much about details, but that aside why am I disappearing”
“ah that’s because of your vampire blood, you’ll die if you don’t suck someone’s neck ahhhhhhaaa!!!! Wt the heck are you doing stop! You’ll kill me”
“nope my life comes first chomp chomp”
“man that was a joke, stop it hurts, you’re a wind user that’s why your body is turning like that”
“oh you should have said that sooner, ahh mann if it was someone else he would have a heart attack”
“it’s me who was going to have a heart attack talk about friendship you would sacrifice even yourself for your benefice, are you jinx to do that”
“yep and you’re breadtalk if I got the char setting right”
“you really don’t want me to take that kind of personality”
“really I thought that would be awesome”
“yeah but that will go beyond copy rights infraction”
“yeah that would be something that no one tried to do, original in its own way”(guys here’s a little
test when did those two start breaking the 4th wall)
“are you sure you want to keep talking you’ll fade if we don’t stop your transformation, ah too late, sorry~~~”
Keita’s body was then, well it’s not was but more like wasn’t, he literally disappeared, keita’s power isn’t like many would have thought to turn invisible he was more like evaporated he became air, and wt’s air most basic attribute well it’s that he don’t have a specific form meaning keita now has the weird feeling of being all over the place, he felt like if he turned into a slime like creature, but even then it doesn’t really give much of a description as no one ever experienced that feeling, so keita was like… no forget about that, just think of someone fat, try imagining wt would their fats feel like, take that example and multiply it by 1000 time and make it not just for the body fats part but for every part of his body, well currently he doesn’t have a body but I guess you know wt I mean, so now that we made a little explanation on how keita would feel, let’s return to the story, keita didn’t like this feeling, I mean who would, in that stat how will you go to the toilet, normally any other person would be stuck for hours not doing anything, and depending of his luck he might or might not return to his original form, but keita is an otaku, an irregular that can be considered as the proxy of the anime mcs, knowing how to get out of this situation is the most basic thing, of course the solution was like many would have already guessed is to try and condensate yourself.
For what seemed like a good 30 min Keita was trying his hardest trying to condensate himself, he have been trying so hard that if we could see his expression it would be a ”I feel like shi**ng” one, in that span his lower body took form while we could see some faint trait of his hand, now many would think giving itt his all for 30 min that’s impossible? To that I would say fa**ing 30 times a day would do more than, keita no yajuu(demonic beast) , keita thought that the reason for this is like in many other mangas/anime/web novel the first time using your power is always insanely difficult making you think how the heck is there so many ability users, of course keita didn’t know that his power is so op that even he would pale in front of it, and so for another 15 min he kept his “oh I’m gonna shit now” expression until he finally recovered his normal form, then a blue window appeared in front of him with a ding sound.
“Ding
Title God of wind
You’re the wind, and wind is you, as you can stop or create the most raging winds, wind is subject of worship from the beginning of time, as other gods power pale in front of you, yogained this ultimate title
+400% agility
+300% str
+500% flexibility and evasions skills
+wind related power grow 2 time faster
+special stat divinity
+special stat fear
+special stat willpower
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sorry guys for the late chapter, was really busy with RL and reading fanfics, and i swear this is the last time i will try something as idiot as doing 3 fanfic at once, crazy schedule
any suggestion or crictism is appreciated and if you think that the gamer like ability of this otaku should not exist as it will destroy this story's originality say it pls on the comment
and guys pls review and rate this story it really motivate me to do more