"Also why are you talking to the air, you can do a mind chat", said the author.

Author: Something like this

The mind chat goes inside my head.

Me: Ok....so are you going to do anything or you just coming for the ride and plus are you really an author or you something else

Author: I just name myself the author but I am really The One God, I can do stuff but I will be in the back sit and watch but if you want me to do something please tell me I can do something if I feel like

Me: Huh, about the elf, are you

Author: Mmmmmm.....I not going to do anything but if you want I can make the elf you gain a slave of you

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Me: Please no

Author: As I recall you are still a virgin so this should be a great experince

Me: As I said again, NOOOOOOOO

The elf get up and hug me to my surpise. 

"What", I said in suprise.

Author: How about now

"I won't have sex like this" 

Author: How about I make the elf undress so you can change your mind

"I will straight up kill the elf then"

Author: Then I make the elf invincible but since you didn't like it, I just layoff the girl

The elf went back to normal and now notice that she have been hugging me. 

"Can you stop hugging me now"

The elf blush, take a step back and said, "Sorry".

Author: One more thing

Me: What is it

Author: The tutorial is over so it is going to be much harder now :)

Me: Why I wasn't aware of this

Author: Who cares if you know or not beside you getting teleported right now

I look at my body and see my body fading away. 

Me: Where am I going 

Author: Some kind of monster dimension right now 

Me: Well I hope it's not hard

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