-This was a fucking dragon egg!? She screamed.

-Apparently, but I regret nothing. If you got the same bonus as me then you also won't. He affirmed while looking wide eyed at the notification in front of him.

Guilda tried to say something, but then she looked at the notification again and shut her mouth.

-Are you thinking what I am thinking? She said after a moment of silence.

-I don't think another dragon egg would benefit us, but we need more of theses kind of things. He said with the same administration showing in his face.

-Wait, did you just say "we"? She asked.

-You think it's easy to find another calculative battle junkie who you don't have to lie to? He replied.

-So what, you want us to marry? She even seemed indignated.

-I don't know what you've got to turn you into what you are, but I was actually pretty sure you'd try to kill me for real before we slept together, so I didn't think it that way. Sorry for being inconsiderative. The choice is yours then, I wouldn't mind being your partner. I will count the gold while you think. He apologized and sadly went to count the spoils.

"Am I being too harsh? I mean, he obviously wants to get into my pants, but I don't think it's his priority with me. Certainly he seems disgusting, but so do I. Even if… no, men are all disgusting and women are all bitches, I will never… I guess that's impossible. Then I will just not do it unless I am in a controlling position. Then again, he does seem to show his whole self and we can always split up."

That's what took her an hour to think up.

"Her butt is certainly nice, but she would gouge my eyes before I… oh, I actually forgot the thing about the act itself being an offense even if they're stronger than me. I guess that's hard to keep in mind with powerful woman. Not that I have done it, but it's gonna be hard to remember when my thoughts vague away. If she accepts me. Then if she doesn't I will be alone. I'm fine with that, but… I just hope I haven't forgotten anything I could do to piss her off."

That's what he was thinking during that time.

-Ok, I think I've got this. How about we ask each other some questions and then I will decide. She finally said.

-Ok.

-Are you straight?

-Yes, but I can be your gay friend all you want if you need a shoulder to cry on. Where you're from?

-New York. How old are you?

-91. Ok, 16, I just said the number upside down, jeez. What was your job before coming here?

-Butcher. Family business. Did you have a girlfriend?

-Sure, I had three. No, I obviously hadn't. Will you keep asking questions about my sexual life? Because if you want to know, yes I am a virgin.

-No and thank you for making that faster. Did you ever commit any crimes?

-Before no, but I've MPKed some people yesterday. You?

-Murdered a guy and the police didn't find anything on me. You're not shoked?

-I see no difference in killing people before or after we came here. That knife is from a guy who was killing his own teammates. I finished killing then after getting it. Is this enough? He asked while seemingly tired.

-Yeah, sure, I just wanted to make sure I was going to go with you. She said embarrassingly.

He smiled and said goodnight.

…

-SUCK IT YOU ALL! HAHAHAHA!

And so a small part of the people on the office full of demons cheared, for they had gotten it right.

…

-So, there's most likely going to be a lot of orcs up there, any ideas? Aki asked while he drunk water from his magic.

-You got any AoE magic?

-None that will work well. Unless you want me to make a cloud of black smoke and then I can snipe then out from the entrance and you tank your way into distracting then. He suggested. Following which they started to grin like some kind of rapist.

And so they followed the plan. There were twelve orcs left guarding the entrance. The mage was the first target and ended with a gaping hole to his brain.

One other warrior was caught off guard when Guilda ran out of the black smoke that appeared out of nowhere, but soon she was holding other three off.

Aki, obviously, wasn't slacking just because he got a sugar… ok, I will not. He was providing support by making quagmires and stopping the orcs stuck on it from using their bows or getting out.

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At the end, because Guilda was actually able to hold on until Aki was able to release her from the stalemate with some concentrated kill shots and she killed of the ones stuck on the quagmires after getting their shields off with her higher strength and the mace they found at the treasury.

By the way, besides the gold and Guilda's armor, there wasn't anything really noteworthy. There was a staff in there, it's just that Aki broke by doing some experiments, reaching the conclusion of "If it broke by me making some simple spell adjustments, then it was nothing good".

Aki is using some baggy clothes below his mantle, which does have a hood he doesn't want to use, and moccasins, which, besides being the right size, would not be his first choice if given option.

Guilda is also using brown pants and a green shirt, which seems to be some kind of regulation in the dungeon loot, but now she has an enchanted leather armor and is carrying a sword and a mace. The armor doesn't look any different in the outside in comparison to the one she was using before, besides being new.

[*Ding* Your group has killed [Orc mage] level 59. For killing an opponent 30 or more levels than your own you will receive bonus XP.]

[*Ding* Your group has killed [Orc warrior] x7. For killing an opponent 20 or more levels than your own you will receive bonus XP.]

[*Ding* Your group has killed [Orc scout] x4. For killing an opponent 20 or more levels than your own you will receive bonus XP.]

[*Ding* Assassin is now level 28. 6 attribute points awarded]

[*Ding* Arcane mage is now level 22. 6 attribute points awarded.]

[Maximum experience reached. Earth magic is now level 2 . Mana missile is now level 6. Mana manipulation is now level 5. Backstab is now level 7. Poisoning is now level 4. Parry is now level 4. Trap mastery is now level 3. Meditation is now level 9]

-Everything considered, I'd say we make a very good team and that this will be a very profitable week for us, but this should have caught the attention of some other things, so we better move and them get a mid night snack. Said Aki after catching his breath.

-Agreed. She nodded.

They ran for a while, but stopped when they found a very big and hairy pig. Not an euphemism for naked orc, they really found a four meter tall pig. Which was actually level 42 at the end, so they easily killed and ate it.

-I wish so badly that we could settle down in a city right now. He said before sighing.

*Coff Coff and other sounds people make when there's food stuck in their throat.*

-Water? A pat in the back? Me not laughing at you for falling for that? He said with a smug look on his face and conjuring water for her.

-That was not funny. She said.

-It definitely was, just that you are still too emotionally weak to laugh at it. Seriously now, let's talk about or plans. Do you want to get first place here?

…

-He knows? Since when?!

-He most likely got it by the fact that he felt a strange affection towards boss when she showed up, resisted it and received charm resistance or something like that.

-Really? Dude, that doesn't…

"I figured this was some kind of tournament or test by someone who borrowed this place when I got charm resistance till level 6 after meeting that supposed goddess. There should be some explanation and a job at the end of the week, besides some jack asses watching us and manipulating some things behind the scenes." Said Aki while waving a middle finger to the sky.

-Before anyone says anything, I've checked his webnovels history and he actually knows quite some tips on how not to get charmed.

Everyone looked strange at Devim, the nerd responsible for Aki.

-You know, I think I will take a break to call my GUIRLFRIEND and tell her I am going home EARLIER. Said Devim, dragging his words and savoring the sour faces of his colleagues.

Even if he was being punished at the beginning, he still got quite a lot of benefits after all the things Aki has proven about himself. One of them being normal work hours.

Only the top five in this project got that kind of privilege as a bonus.

…

-No, that's…

-All men are horny dogs and all women are bitches. Even remembering that kind of saying, don't you think it is strange that you liked that woman the moment you met her even without any other kind of thing happening? Said Aki while interrupting her.

-That… this… arrgg, my head…

-We still got a lot of time, there's no problem.

And so he patted her back while she vomited because of sudden dizziness from breaking a from charm.

…

Kalig was mindlessly looking at the huge cliff in front of him. Or so it would seem, but he was actually looking at a transparent screen in front of him.

(*Ding* This is a dungeon message: any challenger who wishes to proceed to the treasure chamber must first pass through the test of divine will! WARNING! Challenger may suffer a punishment much worse than death in case of failure, do you still wish to proceed? Yes/No)

The paladin looked back and saw the plains between the forest and the mountain. Littered with the corpses of his party members and golem parts. He saw they die all over in his mind while looking at the blood stained grass.

The wind kissed his face, bringing dust and the the smell of corpses. Tears fell from his eyes, but his expression stood firm.!

-Your suffering will not be forgotten. May you be blessed with happiness back on earth.

…

-So you mean whoever dies here is going to be tortured until their souls dissipates? Guilda asked, sousing shocked.

-No, I am saying that's a possibility. Like, what's the last thing you remember before coming here? Replied Aki.

-Entering a police car while the whole block looked at me with…

-Was there someone's very close to the man you killed in crowd? He said while interrupting her.

-What? I suppose, but…

-Was there anyone that person knew who could try to murder you? By the way, the last thing I remember is me entering an airplane. Implied Aki

-...

-Yes, I am saying we're dead and they got a hundred random souls that weren't going to heaven in a garage sale or something. Please, do remember we just ate the liver of a four meter tall pig and killed orcs hours ago. That in itself proves that anything and everything is possible. Said Aki, forcing the reality into the confused woman.

-What if this is all a dream? Countered her.

-Them your quite narcissistic and likes tall girls with fit butts. Joking, you can get out of a dream by falling a high enough place. Here, I will help you. He said, making compacted earth blocks form a stair about 3 meters tall.

-Go ahead, this may be your subconscious saying that you need to face a not so pretty cellmate or being touched in inappropriate places by an officer. He tempted her while showing a straight face.

-I… She tried saying something, but the words stuck on her throat and she decided to simply climb the stairs.

It didn't take long for her to start to think it might be a prank from Aki, but he still had a straight face and was right below her with open arms, showing that he was going to catch her in case she decided to jump.

With so many things on her mind she didn't even notice Aki's true intentions and jumped.

*Thump*

-I heret nrhot. (I regret nothing)

As per his calculus, she fell boobs first on his face. Of course, with the breastplate from the armor on the way, he didn't really feel anything.

Guilda sprung up and fell on Aki's stomach knees first. Knowing what would happen next, she got up and took him by the neck in a way so he wouldn't choke on his own vomit.

-Gha, I still don't regret it. He said after he stopped vomiting. Then started to summon water and drink it.

-Let's go you idiot! Said the embarrassed woman.

And the boy followed. More like he leaded, since she noticed he could be staring at her ass otherwise.