“...Hello? I-I don’t think we’ve met before--Of course we’ve never met before, we’re total s-strangers.

I’m s-s– I apologize for bothering you like this, but I just wanted you to know that I’ll be in the next episode, I th-think. So… I’m sorry in advance.

Hopefully, you won’t hate me for t-too long though! Yeah, I've never been useful, but I’m really hoping to change that by joining the Celestion-5. A ship full of complete strangers going into the unknown, far away from anyone I know or love would normally be a nightmare for s-someone like me, and I do feel like passing out right now, but I t-truly think it’ll be better this way. For everyone.

If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.

Oh, sorry for being rude! I forgot to give my name. It’s--

Wait… I know this person. No. No! Th-That person can’t know I’m here!”