Trellok is your typical Cyphan starship captain - bureaucratic, humourless, and dedicated to their job.  This month, however, that job includes transporting and interacting with a bunch of rowdy Terrans, a task made harder by the buggy translation protocols.  Join them as they grapple with Terran hijinks, space pirates - and the elusive Terran concept of [Stochastic Processes].  A HFY one-shot.