What you are about to read is the last remaining piece of proof for the existence of Hatharia, a separate planet that has been theorized as the origin of human life on Earth. Found in 1973 this document has been dated to 1963 in terms of Earth relative time. It appears to be the documents of a nation known as the “Killian Beethoven Empire” in relation to the death and disappearance of the equivalent to a biologist. We have determined its origin due to the DNA signature matching others that have been found to be from this mystery planet. It was written in a language not native to our planet and would be impossible to transcribe if not for the translation into Hebrew known as the Landarian Scribe1. Everything after this page is directly sourced from the original document. This is meant for the eyes of those within the Interdimensional Defense Agency and other authorized personnel. If you are found in breach of this you may face the following but not limited to

1. A 5,000 dollar fine for every page read without expressed authorization

2. Up to 80 years in solitary confinement

* Execution via Reagan Federation Force Task Members

1. Up to 600 hours of Civilian Reprograming

By flipping the page, you acknowledge that these may happen to you or loved ones, From Our Hearts To You,

May God Bless this country rid of sin and degeneracy.

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f1. The Hebrew Transcription can be found under “Landarian Artifacts” in the anomalies sector of the Pentagon’s Hatharian Unit

Fruits of Korikan

In the Year 4050, the revered biologist, and Beethoven Award winner Shalecuan disappeared after they traveled to the north of the Tip of Mamor, in search of the home of the Winter Spiders that plague the Northern Reaches of our great planet.  This expedition was sponsored by Killian Beethoven starting in 4049. In 4051 on the 20th day of the Iron Moons, Shalecuan had been declared dead, their contributions to science and our understanding of our natural dominance helped the Beethoven Empire greatly. They were honored with a newly built research building in New Landaria being named after them. It was believed that the researcher had died on their journey never making it to the Northern Ice Caps. That narrative was shattered on the 7th day of the 4054 year Teal Moon Cycle, when a small journal was found on the beaches of New Landaria, filled with the supposed Travel Logs of Shalecuan during their venture. This was considered the most important find of the year as Shalecuan had become an urban legend of sorts with people claiming to have seen them in recent moon cycles. And despite how involved the public desired a conclusion on the disappearance of Shalecuan, the Beethoven Empire never found it necessary to release these documents. After a recent raid from the Scarlet Hand organization upon the capital, these documents were recovered from the wretched hands of secrecy. We at Scarlet Hand have released this book to the general population to inform the public. This logbook not only proves the survival of Shalecuan for up to a year after their disappearance and how the government had known of it, but of the bioengineering campaign’s key players and experiments. This document will be completely free to any citizen of the previous Beethoven Territory who provides proof of residence. This includes those with residence in the following nations and organizations.

1. New Landarian Kingdom

2. The Seven Seas Church

* Tehuilotl State

1. The Subterranean Federation

2. The Independent Republic of Dracul

3. The Kingdom of Mamor

* The Agency of Serpentine Individuals

* The Gemstone Republic of Intelligent Nudibranch Descended Races