Synopsis
Now we've all heard stories about people who died and were born again with their memories intact. The form of the reincarnator changes from story to story: human, elf, orc, slime, vampire, goblin; you name it, someone wrote it. But what if you were reborn in the most common of houshold objects?
What would happen if someone reincarnated as a fork?
Involves: merciless fork jokes, monsters, magic n' all that stuff, some profanity, maybe some gore (i'll keep it light), fork philosophy, and if you got advice on where to go next with the novel, comment, coz I only got a hazy outline. Read my other novel here: http://royalroadl.com/fiction/13058/odyssey-of-the-unrivalled
Table of Contents
- 1Chapter 1: What the Fork!?2024-11-13
- 2Chapter 2: How to eat if you're a fork?2024-11-13
- 3Chapter 3: Forket mana, where's my noms?2024-11-13
- 4Chapter 4: In Soviet Russia, fork eat you.2024-11-13
- 5Chapter 5: Ruined ruins ruin the tall peeps, making them rue in not running from the ruins2024-11-13
- 6Chapter 6: Not so epic training montage of motionless fork.2024-11-13
- 7ideas for other authors.2024-11-13
- 8Chapter 7: Oh God, burn it, burn it with fork!2024-11-13
- 9Chapter 8: Half way there and back and there and back again.2024-11-13
- 10Chapter 9: Ferdinand: Farmer. Adventurer. Holder of Fork.2024-11-13
- 11Chapter 10: Epiphany and fork party2024-11-13
- 12Chapter 11: I forked it up again...2024-11-13
- 13Chapter 12: Forkin sand slimes!2024-11-13
- 14Chapter 13: They Cut The Max Char Length For Titles, So The Real Title Is In The Chapter.2024-11-13
- 15Chapter 14: Finally, a useful ability. Fork no longer?2024-11-13
- 16Chapter 15: Reminiscence2024-11-13
- 17Chapter 16: Father and Son Imposter Face-Off2024-11-13
- 18Chapter 17: Fork Gets Skillz2024-11-13
- 19Chapter 18: Fork Feels Left out of the Skeleton Smackdown2024-11-13
- 20Chapter 19: Cats have nine lives. So too, apparently, do forks.2024-11-13
- 21Chapter 20: Brave Sir Fork (Runs Away)2024-11-13
- 22Chapter 21: A Series of UnForktunate Events2024-11-13
- 23Chapter 22: Ferdinand, Paladins, Gods, and a Largely Ignored Fork2024-11-13
- 24Chapter 23: The Fork Can’t Move (Wait, Isn’t That Normal?)2024-11-13
- 25Chapter 24: Skeletons. Skeletons everywhere.2024-11-13
- 26Chapter 25: Fork to the Rescue!2024-11-13
- 27Chapter 26: Yep, I've Been There2024-11-13
- 28Chapter 27: Contineplation2024-11-13
- 29Chapter 28: A Lone Harpoon in an Empty Battlefield2024-11-13
- 30Chapter 29: Destined to Die2024-11-13
- 31Chapter 30: Forking Hell2024-11-13
- 32Chapter 31: Behold the Magic Squirrel2024-11-13
- 33Chapter 32: Warping Through The Spoon-Tine Continuum2024-11-13
- 34Chapter 33: Fork Enrols at Magic School2024-11-13
- 35Chapter 34: The Beginning of Everyday School Life For Your Everyday Fork2024-11-13
- 36Side Story 1: Hermenegild2024-11-13
- 37Chapter 35: Excitine First Day2024-11-13
- 38Chapter 36: Term One: Forkin’ Done2024-11-13
- 39Chapter 37: Magic2024-11-13
- 40Chapter 38: Words Of The Earth2024-11-13
- 41Chapter 39: A Light Unseen, The Fork Is Keen2024-11-13
- 42Chapter 40: It’s Time To D-D-D-Duel Some Fools2024-11-13
- 43Chapter 41: Destruction Magic Practical Assessment2024-11-13
- 44Chapter 42: An Unexpected Rescue2024-11-13
- 45Side Story 2: The Devil Within2024-11-13
- 46Chapter 43: Questions2024-11-13
- 47Chapter 44: Answers2024-11-13
- 48Chapter 45: Duplicity2024-11-13
- 49Side Story 3: Slumber2024-11-13
- 50Chapter 46: To See The Sunset Again2024-11-13
- 51Chapter 47: Of Gods And A Fork2024-11-13
- 52Chapter 48: IR Fork2024-11-13
- 53Chapter 49: Power levelling2024-11-13
- 54Chapter 50: Sparks Beget Fire2024-11-13