My name is John Adams but now I am dead.
I am floating looking at my dead body.
Well I would be if it wasn’t for all the fluffy things on me.
Someone left the cage open again.
I live with 3 roommates and all of them have an extreme obsession with these “things”, and these “things” have a strange obsession with sleeping atop of me.
The “things I am talking about is of course are bunnies and there is an extreme amount of them.
Last time I counted they had over 50 and that was last year and back then there were only 2 of the “collectors” here. But then a third moved in and he was like MOAR BUNNEHS, then I was to lazy to count.
But now I don’t have to deal with all the bunny talk and occasionally finding a couple poop nuggets on my pillow in the morning.
……
But what happens now.
…….
Nothing?
…….
I wonder if i can go through walls.
…….
B-tunk
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“And that is the story of how I died and ended up here.”
*clap*
*clap*
I am obviously in an interview with an angel for reincarnation.
Those who particularly interesting endings always get reincarnated some keep full memorys.
But most only keep snippets those who don't have a good end just get replaced with a hopefully more interesting soul.
“Alrighty then Mr.Adams we have your contact details and we will call you “
And then I was gone.
Floating in a blank space.
With only a clock.
Tick tock.
It went on for what seemed like an eternity.
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But it was only a couple hours.
Then I felt my phone vibrate
“Hello This is John”
“Yes , Mr adams congratulations you got the job”.
“Ah, that's good when do I start?”
“Right about … now”
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Ah where am I?
“Welcome ladies and gentlemen to”
“wheel of Reincarnation”
“I’M your host Crew Darey”
Why is the after-life so strange?
“Tonight we have Mr John Adams whose cause of death was asphyxiation”
“LETS GET TO IT”
“John just press that button and then see what your future holds.”
And I did as the extremely energetic game show host told me
And then two screens start flashing
The first one showed ... partial memory reconstruction.
And the second one … Galgeraoth , world of sword and magic.
“OOO - what an interesting combination”
“Now for the last thing for tonight John please spin the wheel.”
While i spun the wheel I pondered if the after-life was always so wierd.
Tick.
Tick.
Tick.
Tick.
Tick.
Tick.
Tick.
Tick.
Tick.
“And on the wheel we have Animal”
“I hope you have a good time with your reincarnation Mr Adams”
“That’s all the time we have for today folks, Up next is the “The talk with Jesus” with special guest Truck-san”
That was truly an interesting time I guess it my time to go though.