Fluffina's octo-date part: 1
Our unfortunate protagonist is a weird but very nice girl named Fluffina. Today you will help her find true love on a blind date with a very smooth fellow she talked to online. they have never seen each other prior to this blind date cause...well that would ruin the blind date of course....and they won't have to contact a certain catfish tv show if one of them could not reveal themselves prior.....Anyway Fluffina is all dressed up and looks fabulous like a squirrel princess in a blue acorn themed party dress and hair clips in her long curly hair that touches her shoulder. She receives a text from the mystery guy asking about where they were meeting up for the date, and she immediately panics as she was too busy playing video games and hugging trees all week to decide where they were going! (It was her job to decide) Now she must make a choice on the spot where to go!!!
Fluffina’s octo-date part: 2
Fluffina immediately typed “we can go to the really cool park with squirrels that I totally don’t talk too!” she thought that was totally smooth of her and was very proud of herself for being a quick thinker! The handsome mystery man agreed happily without question and she was overjoyed and felt like the coolest girl in school...but like outside of it......she is an adult.....and college dropout.......experimental acorns are shockingly very dangerous gadgets.....she contemplates becoming a super hero in the future once she gets through the haunting memories of the nightmare acorn she made........Anyway after 3 hours of spacing out and talking to her therapist she was more than ready for anything, and finally made it to the park and a little early at that. While she waited she talks to her squirrel friends about what anime is and gave them some solid recommendations from her list and even told them to never look up or watch Boku ** ****, if any other otaku human tells them too cause she wants them to see what cannot be unseen. As soon as she finished talking to them her amazing handsome mystery date arrived! He found her by the dress description she gave him! He was tall thin and handsome and had 8 legs!!....She paused for second and realized......that he looked just like handsome Squidward in the face!! but he was a octopus!!!! She didn’t know what to expect but it surely was not this!! She internally freaks out and doesn’t know what to say to this handsome sea dwelling man!! Staring at his face would be rude with out saying anything...she can introduce herself but what after that!?
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Fluffina's octo-date part: 3
Amazed by his amazing handsome features, Fluffina was left speechless but she took a breath and pulled of the hidden technique called "social breathing 3rd form -awkward small talk!" She blurts out the phrase "HI IM FLUFFINA!!! YOUR FACE IS AMAZING ARE YOU A ACTOR IN A POPULAR KIDS SHOW!?" she totally nailed that intro! The handsome octopus man laughed and said thank you and that he has a cousin who does. it's common they get mixed up. He also introduced himself in a language that I as the story teller will mess up if I spelled it out so he is going to be known as Handsome Octo-Man! The two of them laughed and proceeded to chat about how happy they were to finally see each other and how neither expected to see what they thought. He thought she was even prettier than he thought and she giggled adorably while internally she was cheering like she won the grand prize at a fighting game competition with zero damage and doing the Gangnam Style dance! Over all things were going pretty nice for Fluffina , not once did she spill the beans that she talks to the squirrels in the park , speaking of squirrels they were trying to get her attention to warn her with Squirrel sign language !!!!! Fluffina internally freaks out as she saw this and ungracefully but discreetly signs back asking what the threat was, but as soon as she asked a girl wearing a shark costume lunged at Handsome Octo-Man trying to bite him! Oh the sea-manity!!! Fluffina being one with the Squirrels at this point was quick enough to tackle Handsome Octo-Man out of the way!....but in a twist of anime inspired events she kissed him when they fell!!! FLUFFINA WAS HIGHLY EMBARRASSED AND INTERNALLY FREAKING OUT FOR THEIR SAFETY AND BECAUSE IT WAS HER FIRST KISS!? WHAT DOES SHE DO NOW??
Fluffina's octo-date part: 4
Fluffina checked on Handsome Octo-man and he was ok luckily just unconscious from the hard tackle...woops hopefully he can forgive her when he wakes up! How dare an attacker interfere with the date!? Truly they have to be a evil dangerous person to attack a handsome octopus man in cold blood!!! "They won't ruin this date that easily" Fluffina thought!! She reads herself to destroy the assailant on sight!!!! But the attacker turns around slowly to reveal herself as......her heckin old BFF and cute shark girl named sharki!?(I'm going to need to sit down for this one you can take over from here Fluffina!)
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Fluffina: WTFish!? SHARKI WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Sharki: hahaha!! Rawr!! Did I scare you !? Just like old times! I see you still have those Squirrel reflexes from that time skip training arc we did!
Fluffina: well of course I do we were the protagonist of a whole series prior to this with epic anime openings and all😎...but that's not what this about how did you find me and why have you attacked!!
Sharki: haha I guess I owe you a explanation huh....well..um you see.....I ....I followed you in secret today....cause I have a confession to you!......my feelings are in a frenzy right now cause I GOT JEALOUS YOU WENT ON A DATE CAUSE I REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU!!!!! AND WHEN WHEN I SAW HOW HOT THAT HANDSOME OCTO-MAN WAS I KNOW HE WOULD EASILY WIN YOU OVER SO I ATTACKED OUT OF PANIC!!!! IM SORRY BUT I LOVE YOU!!!
Fluffina: NANI(WHAT)!?
FLUFFINA WAS STUNNED AS MUCH AS I AM AND IM THE WRITER!!!!!
Sharki: after knowing you for so long I couldn't help it!... I'm really bad at managing and expressing my shark emotions most of the time ....for example.... all of this..hehe sorry about all of this (blushes)
Fluffina: well this is very awkward now(blushes heckin harder) but I would be lying if I hadn't thought about it .....I will say...yes! (Smiles)
As soon as she said that Handsome Octo-Man woke up very confused seeing both of them and checked on Fluffina too see if she was ok cause a runaway cart must have hit him so hard out of no where!!(phew thank goodness he didn't notice for Fluffina's sake). Fluffina assured him everything was fine and introduced Sharki to him and just now she realizes what is she going to do now that she agreed to date Sharki but she is on a date with handsome octo-man what will she say to him what if she makes a mistake with her!!!! Oh the sea-manity someone help her!!!!
Fluffina's octo-date part:5
I don't know how this is going play out so I will leave it to Fluffina to make this hard choice on her own!
Fluffina: I......I can't commit to two people at once ! Sharki I'm sorry I can't go out with you cause I'm with this handsome mollusk right here! And he has truly been really sweet and has not even once been freaked out from all the weird things I've done today in secret and as sweet as you are sharki I can only choose one cause polyamory is not for any of us and you will find your perfect squirrel obsessed weirdo one day
The handsome octo-man stares In confusion but is happy to get complimented and is moved by the speech! (・o・)!
Sharki:......(sobs but smiles) I get it....I'm sad but I'll bounce back in no time!... I love you and cause of that I want you to be happy with who makes you happy and recognizes how totes epic your weird quirks are!........plus attacking your crushes date out of jealousy is a huge red flag and I need to go to therapy for that geez I'm shocked I'm not being arrested right now honestly!
Handsome Octo-man gives sharki a tentacle of reassurance by patting her shoulder as if he says he's been there there and even though he has no idea what's going on their still cool with each other !(•o•)🐙
Fluffina: see even he believes in you and plus this is the least problematic thing that's come out of surprise attack hehe!! I love you too sharki and I. Couldn't have asked for a better partner in combat like you!!!!
Sharki: haha thank you both. And same!
The handsome octo-man had a great idea that all that all 3 could do together!..... karaoke in the park!! 🐙🎤
Fluffina: THAT SOUNDS GREAT!!!
Sharki: oh flop yeah!!!!!! What better way to understand people than through their musical choices and singing abilities!!!!!
The handsome octo-man cheered as well and was so moved that they loved the idea he cried handsome tears of joy! 🐙 🥺
The three all sang the little mermaid sound track together all night long. They attracted a crowd and started playing tracks from the Splatoon series and sharki is surprisingly good at singing in squid. Handsome Octo-Man covered the octopus parts of course and fluffina's "how to make DJ setup on the wild" class helped out immensely. They were so good they even considered forming a band called "under the sea" I personally think the 3 of them could make it to Atlantis Hollywood! The three ended the day on good terms and Handsome Octo-Man told Fluffina if this is what being with her is like then he would be the happiest mollusk in the world to be with her and then they kissed for the the first time on the way to fluffina's apartment.Truly a happy ending for all 🐙❤️🐿️💙🦈!
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