There were a fidget spinner in this woman's vagina, caught on her walls. Mr Doc doctor doc pulled it out and inspected it in the light with the back to mother. Jesus had not blessed her but abandoned her. She ask what is wrong and doc asks if she did anything odd when sexually active.

She didn't know what he meant but then thought of the worst case scenario.

"Doctor it was just a few times. My husband goes out of town foor work every so often and I just get lonely."

The doctor interupted this scandalous statement by showing the item in question.

"Oh, I was sure I wore protection on that day the clown came over."

"Missus, be serious here please. Enough with jokes."

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"Is it a girl or a boy?"

"Your child is a boy, we already said that."

"Two boys. Wow am I blessed."

"Missus... this is a fidget spinner. How did you even get this in there?"

Instead the woman was deep in thought of what to name her children. The doctor gave up and asked the nurse to fetch the birth certificate to fill out. But with her boombox in one hand and the baby in the other, yes the doc passed her the baby so he could get the fidget spinner, she slipped and both fell. Thankfully she managed to catch the boombox and preserve the beatsies. The baby was less fortunate, MC got a bump on his head. Meanwhile, the mother coddled the fidget spinner, who would quickly become his parent's favorite child.

When the brith cert came out, the mother demanded a second one for her other child and threatened to sue if the hospital didn't comply, so they did. On the certs, the names Ralph and Fidget came to be. With the MC being Fidget and Ralph being the fidget spinner of course. I mean who would name their fidget spinner fidget, that's a stupid name. Ralph on the other hand, great name for a fidget spinner.

And now time for 10 year tiem skip cuz ain't no one got time for dat shit.