....is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality..Click.
“I’m up, I’m up..” John said, slowly getting out of his bed.
He had been up late last night after finishing with FFO, doing his work an emailing it to his boss.
He took his normal half an hour shower, and ate his breakfast, before checking if he had been mailed some more work from his boss, there was nothing.
“That should be good enough for today… time to have some fun!”
Five minutes later John was Jane and she was standing in the alley behind the bar,
Where she had logged off. Yet the moment she logged on…
Your satiety is below 40% you are afflicted with Hunger 1
Your satiety is below 40% you are afflicted with Petrification 1
“Dang it! I totally forgot about that!” In addition to that, he did not have any food on her!
Not that that would have helped her with the petrification.
According to the newly created wiki she had read last night while working,
To get rid of that she had to drain someone of their health.
However, there were only two ways to drain someone, with a kiss, or through the genitalia, and she was not going to lose her newly gained virginity! At least if she had a choice in it.
But who would she drain? The most desirable thing would be to drain a player, there were less risks that way. But not only would that potentially be really awkward, almost no players had chosen to play in Christiania, partially because of the cold.
Left with little choice, she looked around her to try to find a solution, an lo and behold!
Twenty passed out dwarves lying in a dark alley, dwarves really should keep away form anything that has to do with dragons.
“lucky me….” Jane said with a frown on her face, walking towards the passed out dwarves.
The lightly kissed the first dwarf, draining some of his health, gagging because of the intense smell of alcohol, yet by the time she had gotten to the sixth dwarf…
You have acquired the skill Kissing lvl 1
The skill correction instantly turned her hesitant light kisses to full blown passionate French kisses. She instantly pulled back, looked at her status window, and mumbled “Damn it all…”
Angrily before continuing. An unspecified amount of time and Dwarves later…
Your satiety is 100% you are no longer afflicted with Hunger 1
Your satiety is 100% you are no longer afflicted with Petrification 1
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Kissing lvl 4
Jane was regretting very much her choice in species, but she was still very much broke,
So it was back to work for her.
Twenty-four hours of real time, not accounting for breaks for eating, sleeping going to the toilet, and doing his work, that equals eight days of in game time later. Jane was on her final day as a newbie, Having saved up her pay and her tip for a total of ten days,
She had saved up quite a bit of money. Even after she had used a fair amount of it on more lessons from Agnes the Arachne tailor, she still had a total of one silver and thirty-seven copper.
As for her other gains, her skill gains were…
Cold Resistance lvl 3
Sewing lvl 3
Serving lvl 4
Kissing lvl 6
And her stats were…
+3 STR +3 DEX +2 CON +2 AGI +1 INT +2 WIS +6 SEX
“Just one more day, just one more day, just one more day…” having been a barmaid for more than a week, Jane was thoroughly sick of it, and it didn’t help much that she got her main source of sustenance from French kissing passed out drunks.
As soon as the day was over, she planned to take the first stagecoach out of there, to a town northeast of the capital. Why? The town had a dungeon! And after the ten arduous days she had been through, she really needed to vent. But first..
“That’s forty-seven mugs of Dragon Vodka, correct?” she said smilingly to the group of Dwarves that had somehow multiplied.
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general information
attributes
job information
name
Jane Dawn
STR
15
name
lvl
progress
species
Hulder
DEX
16
Newbie
10
0%
guild
none
CON
12
health
120/120
AGI
14
mana
110/110 (1.2mp pr min)
INT
11
satiety
1000/1000
WIS
12
gold
0g 1s 37c
SEX
36
skills
Cold Resistance
lvl 3
Sewing
lvl 3
Serving
lvl 4
Kissing
lvl 6