The black blanket over my eyes quickly disappears as bright lights hit directly my eyes, blinding me.

While blinded, something covers my entire body as I felt my clothes melted away. I could not breathe as it seems that whatever covered me was airtight.

Oh fuck, is this a transformation or is this how I die? I can't breathe. Mommy, help me!

What coated me shrinks as my bones creak while they are forcibly shrunk. Strangely enough, it doesn't hurt. Well, it's more of my body turning into magical substance X if I am to describe it more.

Did I lose my memory of being raped by thousands of tentacles then, I am currently being digested right now? Guess, I will find out soon enough...

After the shrinking, the light died down and I find myself in a weird place where the background is a bunch of bright psychedelic patterns. It's as if I'm in a transformation scene-wait, that means...

I'm probably naked as I could feel the air on my skin.

I soon discover that can't feel Mr Elephant between my legs anymore but before I could scream, I felt my face cramp to a smile as if my body is someone else's puppet.

My body immediately moves in a choreographed manner as my head looked downward allowing me to see my new body on its full glory. However, my head quickly tilted up as if to prevent my eyes from intruding the garden of purity.

Fortunately in that brief moment, I am able to burn the sight into my mind. My hair had become long and dyed navy blue, covering my upper chest as my nipples were censored by some ray of light. My skin turns out extremely smooth with a healthy glow, looking lickylicious, an adjective I use for things I want to lick like my waifu figurines.

My body move a bit more as if it is dancing as if I am pondering for viewers watching behind a screen.

My head looked down once more, allowing me to save the wondrous scenery of my lower body into my dumb brain. My legs are thicc and my bare feet seems like it would feel good if I get stepped on it- Oh shit, wrong thoughts. However, as my gaze trace upwards I saw that my crotch, like my nipples is being precisely censored by an thin ray of light.

D-Did I actually genderbend?

My arms move into my loins as if reading my inner thoughts to check Mr Elephant but before it can grab the Schrödinger's elephant that both exists and and doesn't exist, my arms went for my waist instead.

AGGGHH, JUST LEMME SEE IF MY BALLS ARE ALRIGHT!

Then, a pair of mismatched denim shorts poofed into existence on my lower body. It only has the left side covering up to my knees while the right part is cut really short, just barely below my butt. It is really tight as if squeezing my tiny and but that works as the pants had no belt.

My hands then moved to my nipples which is hidden by the light. A button-up T-shirt appeared but it is very short that it didn't cover my stomach. Another detail that I notice is that the right sleeve is also cut. That is until the realization hit me:

People could be watching this transformation from the outside- just because I can't see outside, doesn't mean others can't see in.... I can hear myself sob mentally as imaginary tears of shame flows out from my thoughts.

My legs bend over as if it is storing up energy for a jump and it did jump, pretty standard in magical girl transformations... What I didn't expect is that my body would be suspended midair after the jump as if I'm stuck on my crazy uncle's anti-gravity trampoline on Bronson City.

I spin twice, doing a back flip afterwards and strangely enough, I didn't get sick and vomit. I felt my long hair being slightly pulled as the sensation never disappears, it's probably being tied. My left hand suddenly grabs something from behind me before gravity decides to screw with me and drag me back to the ground.

Inside the psychedelic patterns, I can't not see anything that resembles a ground so I can only pray that the auto-pilot controlling my body would not let me die from fall damage. My only solace is the fact that I am not diving face first rather, my legs are going first.

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While falling, my body moves to quickly wear whatever I grabbed from earlier and it turned out to be a trench coat with left sleeve cut out completely. I can see from the corner of my eye that my loli armpit is visible as my undershirt had a hole for it.

-Damn, this body is catering to all sorts of fetishes...

After that, I could feel my feet hit the ground as my body bend slightly from the light shock of that actually kinda long free fall. Oh, I remember now! Magical girls have fall damage resistance. Otherwise, how could they do all those shit on anime!

My arms crossed each other. A fingerless leather gauntlet formed on my left arm. Then, my right arm swings itself downwards as I can feel rings being worn on my right hand, one for each fingers.

It was followed with a stomp with my bare right foot. A metal-toed shoe is created and then-

SWISH!

My bare left leg kicked in front of me and I felt as if a camera is panning through my leg as I did it. A knee-high sock appears as I did a weird spin kick, creating the weakness of all good men, an Absolute Territory. It is a sacred area that is between a knee high and a skirt but this here is different. This territory is more sinister as you could nearly see the skin crease on the upper leg, hence I dub it the DARK TERRITORY!

My hands move over my head as something materialized over my head. Then, I feel myself cringing on the near future as if I developed foresight powers.

Oh god, is it a fedora? NOT THE FEDORA!!!

The weird dimension suddenly shatters as I find myself back on my backyard. The birds outside were chirping peacefully in contrast to how I don't know whether to laugh or cry right now. I thought it would never get worse but my body moved again, against my instincts.

"Magical Girl: Fedora/Katana, M'lady..."

I tipped my fedora as I pronounced the / in my name as "slash". I trembled in shame of what I just done. My premonition has come true...

Shit, I actually became my random joke original character I submitted. This is bad, this would mean that I would be wasting my precious free time to save the world! I am a normal high schooler, I can't spare even an hour as I spend at least an hour daily looking at "offbrand" manga content!

I look around with my new body. I notice that my eyesight got better but I lost about 50 cm worth of body height from my transformation as my line of sight is too low. Even so, that didn't stop me from screaming out my true feelings.

"OH GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME INTO KATANA-SLASH-FEDORA???"

(It's spelled as Fedora/Katana, dora!)

The previously voice that was screaming for its life earlier echoed in my head as if nothing happened to it.

I fucking know, I made this OC- wait, who are you? Why are you in my head? I killed you! I didn't make Fedora/Katana to be have multiple personalities.

(Dora... After our first transformation, our souls became connected. I am Fey the talking fedora! I'm the fedora on your head and your your very own mascot the magical land of Elpia sent for you, dora!)

Now, I have to fight interdimensional evils now? This sucks... Can I resign?

(You catch on fast, dora! Yes, you are supposed to fight The Darkness, dora. Unfortunately, you can't resign yet, dora. You have to slay a minimum of a hundred Daemons before you could do so, dora!)

I sigh before I asked Fey the fedora. I did it mentally as it seems that Fey can read my thoughts. My next question which was:

Can I remove my transformation now? It feels weird wearing this skimpy, asymmetrical outfit in a loli's body.

(Lemme think, dora... If I recall correctly the Mysticlad form could only be recalled after you spend 5 minutes in it, dora. This is won't be a problem if you have transformed a few times already, dora.)

Being so tired with the bullshit I just experienced, I went ahead and sat on a rocking chair on the porch. I sighed as I looked into the sky. My head is really uncomfortable as it could not reach the head rest as I got shorter from my transformation.

This is just stupid, I'll just wait for 5 minutes and maybe fap-

(DORAA! A nearby Magical Girl has requested for help!)

Ehhh... I'm not helping her, I still need training and stuff. Even if my name is Fedora/Katana, I actually don't know how to wield a katana. Maybe, I'll go but after I actually learned how to wield a sword.

(If a Magical Girl falls to a Daemon-type Darkness, she will be taken over as a Witch until another Magical Girl purifies her, dora!)

This just sucks... Now I have to risk my life, this is bullshit!

I leap from the rocking chair, my feet caused the floor boards of my porch to creak. I turn into the backdoor but before I can even take another step, Fey spoke:

(You are stronger and lighter than a human, dora. You can leap through the rooftops, dora!)

Nice idea, Fey!

With that, I follow Fey's suggestions and bent my legs to wind up before the leap. Then, I leapt with all I had into my front yard and-

This is too high!!!

I shoot up about 10 meters into the air, making my body weak as I never expected to be this high. Soon, I face-plant into the street as I can't do anything about it. It never hurt as much as I imagined but it felt like a sting. I looked up to quickly and I saw my British neighbor, Mr Todd stare at me awkwardly as he stopped mowing his lawn.

(Doraa... I forgot to cloak you. I'm sorry, dora!)

Mr Todd rubs his eyes as if I just disappeared from his sight. I quickly get up as he looks around some more but it seems he can't see him now. I could feel my heart best faster on how embarrassing it was.

Dammit! Where do I go, anyways?

(They are fighting on what looks like a park nearby, dora.)

The park, huh... That's simple enough!

I begin running and Mr Todd just resumes mowing his lawn as if he just forgotten me. Man, that was goddamn awkward!