Xing Jun stood on top of a cliff as his stretched out hand could block out the sun. Dancing on his palm was a bright blue flame that looked like it could freeze even hell. In Jun's eyes the flame was a beauty.
On this mountain cliff he truly felt alone and relaxed. Without his father, sister, friends, and subordinates to bother him. As his eyes gazed upon Ziyou City and the ice blue flame dancing in his palm Jun's mind wandered back to the time he first learned pill making.
Dingalingdingalingdingaling!
Jun reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cell phone like device. On the screen it reads 77 missed calls and 218 unread messages. Ugh, Jun thought to himself.
"Hello?"
"Eh Xing Jun where the hell are you!?" The female voice on the other end roars. "We have all be here waiting for you for more than an hour now!"
Feeling irritated Jun shuts off the phone and looks at the building that the meeting is being held at. Its a modern day 50 story building except it is made out of some of the toughest materials on this planet. Due to the materials the building is able to take a couple hits from a peak King realm cultivator. In this world of cultivators an individual's power can be divided into a hierarchy. Starting from Martial Body Realm, then Refinement Realm, Nascent Realm, Martial Realm, Master Realm, King Realm, Heaven Realm, Ancestor Realm, Titan Realm, and finally Emperors Realm. Furthermore every realm is divided into seven stages. Also each individual who transcends the previous realm, are granted greater strength, power, speed, perception, and life span. It is known at the peak existence of Emperor's Realm that they can live forever, and travel the earth spanning 125000 miles in a second.
Thinking of his father Jun decided that he should be attending the meeting now. Furthermore the distance from the mountain to the building was only 200 miles away. With his current cultivation at stage seven Master Realm he should be able to get there in 30 minutes if he runs at a constant speed. Jun could currently maintain a speed of 400 miles easily and if he pushes it he can move at a speed of 700 miles an hour but that would drain him too quickly.
As he began sprinting down the mountain his thoughts began to wanderer around. After a couple minutes he was sprinting along the highway system in this world. As his mind wanderer about he didn't notice a giant white rabbit sprinting from behind using void blink. The rabbit would be appearing and disappearing on the highway. Jun didn't sense any killing intent, and due to that he didn't notice the 2 ton rabbit until it void blink above his head. It came crashing down on top of him. Due to his extremely quick reaction he happen to see two rhinos speeding up from his right side and there was a rock wall to his right therefore his only choice was to use instant movement to move forward 100 meters in a quarter of a second, but the rabbit and his rider didn't notice him.
"STOP!" Jun shouted.
Hearing Jun's shout the rider puts on the brakes and a couple items tied behind the rabbits back flew into the air at an extreme speed towards Jun. With his quick eye sight he saw what the items that were flying at him were.
Moonlight star grass already refined into starlight goo in a transparent container worth 800 spirit stones.
Lower tier Dragon bone powder worth 300 spirit stones.
Fire rock 200 spirit stone.
Nuwa lotus with 4 petals 550 spirit stones.
There were a total of 8 ingredients in the air.
Being a genius alchemist his attitude towards pill ingredients was to protect them. His hand flew out and gently caught each and everyone of the items. Not only his hands but his legs too.
When he caught the last item somehow the container broke apart and the powder inside sprayed all over him.
Noticing the smell and texture Jun instantly knew what this powder was. It was the fire lizard's manure. These manure were made into powders so they can be used to ignite and maintain the temperature of fire.
His expression turns ugly and he instantly puts all the items on him onto the floor except one container. Because of the material Jun can't just use qi to dusk himself off. If he does he would be lighting himself on fire. He looks up and saw a girl that was a similar age to him. She had coal black hair, bright brown eyes, and a gorgeous smile. Her looks were above average but not enough to start a war. She was giggling nonstop at the sight of Jun covered in poop powder.
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Jun walks over angry and said as calmly as he can, "get down."
"Hahaha," she continues to laugh but one can clearly see she was trying to hold herself back.
Seeing her continue to laugh Jun's hand reaches up and took the beast guiding ropes from her hand with a irritated expression.
She stops laugh and slides down. Then she begins laugh again when she saw Jun covered in manure from head to toe.
"Let me ask you," Jun said irritatedly, "why don't you put your items inside a box, or inter spacial ring? Because of you I'm covered in shit."
She looks at him awkwardly and replies giggling, "I'm sorry." She then tries to dusk him off with her hands.
"Hahaha its funny isn't it?" Jun asks sarcastically.
Noticing the tone and sarcasm she instantly shuts up and shakes her head up and down then left to right as she tries to correct herself. Her mouth was also grinning from ear to ear like she was trying with all her might to hold back her laughter.
"Let me tell you these suit I'm wearing costs a couple thousand spirit stones. Can you afford it?" He asks sternly.
Trying to diffuse the situation with a awkward laugh she tries to pat him down again, "Hahaha! Don't be so angry. You look so cute like this through."
"Cute?" Jun sarcastically smiles as his hand moves to open the jar on him. "Alright. Alright. I'll let you be cute to then." His hand flew up and pours a blueish why powder from inside the jar all over her. She didn't even have time to react. It was the arctic fox manure grind and dried into a powder.
She instantly stops laughing.
Jun fakes a laugh, "Hahaha, look at you. So cute now too." Then he walks away.
"You!" the girl tries to shout feeling frustrated, and victimized. "You!"
After walking a couple meters he remembers that he can't be running in this powder or else the friction from his speed would cause a fire. Remembering that the rabbit could void blink, Jun shamelessly turns back.
"Hey, bring me to that hotel over there!" Jun commanded and points toward the direction.
Feeling partially responsible she sighs and groggily agrees.
When they arrive at the hotel she stops her rabbit at the front as she read the sign.
Brothel.
Looking at Jun suspiciously.
Jun rolls his eyes and said, "Can you hurry it up? I have an important event to go to!"
"So do I."
Reluctantly she commands her beast to go inside.
See her doing the tasks so slow Jun walks over to a desk attended and got them a room.
Seeing the prices for the room she decided to just share a room to take a shower with Jun.
When they arrive at the room they both notice that the shower system was out in the open for all to see.
Oh my god, Jun thought to himself, can this day get any worse?
Before she could react Jun turns around and said, "Oh, thanks." Then shuts the door on her before she steps into the room.
"Hey!" She shouts.
Cracking the door open a little, "I'll take the shower first." Then shuts the door again.
"Hey!" She shouts again helplessly. Getting her phone out she made a phone call."Sorry I'll be late. I'll be there as soon as I can."
Then a maid walks over and asks, "Do you need any help?"
Not noticing the maid she answers, "Yeah, I been so unlucky today. I can't even get in my room that I just paid half for. Once I take a shower I'll be there."
"Oh I can help you with that," She replies, whipping out her master key and swinging the door wide open.
While on the phone she notices the door open from the corner of her eyes and subconsciously looks inside. She saw June in his bare ass. Water running down his face, and well tone body muscles. As she follows the running water she saw Jun's baby dragon between his legs.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" she screams with the maid.
Hearing someone suddenly scream he turns around.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Jun screams too and covers his ass cheeks and baby dragon.
"SOMEONE HELP! PERVERT!"
Jun's hand extended outward as a blast of qi flew out hitting the door. Due to being so flustered Jun didn't control his qi and the door was blast to bits instead of closing.
"HEY! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FOR! I'M THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE SCREAMING!" Jun shouts back. "HURRY UP AND TURN AROUND!"
She turns around and covers the maid's eyes who was drooling.
Jun used his qi to create a dense mist. Then he took a quick shower and brought out a new black suit with a red tie from his inter spacial ring.
Jun was surprise when he saw that the door was already fixed.
"Alright. I'm gonna be leaving now. I have a meeting that I'm late for." Jun said in a lecturing tone. "Meeting you was my bad luck."
"Hey," the girl said hitting Jun on the back. "Its me whose unlucky! Okay!"
Jun pauses at her stupidity. "Really? Um who got covered in shit powder? Who was seen naked by two people? Che."
"Sorry. I didn't do it on purpose." She said apologetically.
"Ooohhh really now. You think an apology can solve everything?"
"Then?" she said flirtatiously moving her shirt. "Do you want to see me naked too?"
"Hey. I don't wanna take advantage of you. Lets just leave at that." Jun said magnanimously and pats her shoulder. He turns around and was about to leave.
"Wait a sec!" She calls out.
Jun freezes and thought, does she really want me to see her naked?
"What now?"
"You look like that... Martial Dao, Pill Dao genius, unrivaled within 300 mile of Ziyou city Xing Jun!" she shouts.
Jun smirks, and rolls his eyes and left.
"You're Xing Jun right?!" she continues to shout.