Entry #7 thunk.. inside this glass case is a mortals soul.
The mortal is at a stage 2 of the science scale unlike most mortals. He has actual hands on and real knowledge by recreating several different devices.
Personality was quite boring. Pretty high morality even if he does have dark fantasies. Fantasys were actually his most interesting part of him
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Hmmm this is a interesting soul to play with… what should i do with you..let see your memories..oh my what interesting memories you have… my sister runs that world… so this is what she had planned even this soul thought her plans were boring… hmmmm i think it time to ring up a friend..
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Hey thanks for coming i found something fun to play with… come check out this souls memories.. I think i need your help. Really let me see let me see.
Oh hahahah this is great …. The story line well boring… i mean really why is all the evil so dumb… well you know that once a sequence of events happen. Main characters will go through them no matter what why is the main character such a moron… i think we can make this story much more interesting… let see.. I should have some elfs on that world… and this soul always wanted to be an elf.. Let's do everyone a favor and derail this crappy story.
How do we derail it… with a main character in the story… well protagonist will always have protection… but the side characters don't… for instance this erza and lucy… and even the antagonist is off… why the hell is every evil character the same guy… seriously have more originality..
We do have a issue however… how do we get the memory across the wall...hmmmm well who is the most suspicious elf you have.. Someone with a real mean streak..how about this person… interesting isn't she to nice… oh but she got some serious darkness to her soul… look at her past life… wow she perfect. So we have are main character… we will make her give birth to our boring soul here… derail that goddess plans… but how do we get the information across...dont know…. Hmmm there is a oracle in that world right… yeah but she belongs to that goddess… are there any emerging oracles… we can contact her and wiggle her into court to stand beside our main character… pass the message… ahhh this suck it going to use up so much power… but i think we can do it… alright this is my idea… we will do this and this.. And if she listens this could give all the information out to her… then we just pass down our own orders… with a promise...and we know what she wants… so it easy to bribe dear mother dearest… in this case… she going to jump on board…. Alright let's get busy we still need to find our oracle…
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I found one… i found a whole bloodline… which should we use… im only willing to use so much power… hmmmm show me your bloodline and i'll show you the one i found lets also look for back ups… i can't wait to see her face when her story line falls apart… seriously why so many plot holes she a god can't she make this story more realistic and tighter…
Well we are not doing much better.. Well we are not really writing a story we are going to smash it apart and watch the pieces fall… much more interesting ...wow are you sure your a goddess of law and order…you seem to be more chaos than anything… ehh.. You really think so… i kinda like that… but chaos goes evil to fast… i wasnt complimenting you… why are you hung up so much… she stole a boyfriend alright and did it in my bed… i wasn't even sure i wanted the guy… but i sure as hell did not want her screwing him in my bed. This is revenge… after all it take a lot of power to craft a story and set up circumstances to fall in line… she going to use so much power to fill in plot holes after this she might not even have the power to be a God.
Wow you can really hold a grudge… by the way have i ever offended you.. No your adorable… i actually thought of setting you up with my son… ahhha.. No thanks i have someone in mind already…. Really… yup … oh tell me about him later i want to finish this up… ahhh.. Yeah…
No way in hell am i going to call you mother your to damn scary and for a goddess of light you hold your grudges way to long… i never know if your gunning for me…
Oh by the way here is a photo of my youngest son… ehh… he is gorgeous…. Are you sure he is single… yeah.. Or he will be soon… after all that goddess we are taking down is hitting on my son… damn cougar.. Oh ...you know i think i have a little more power to spare… when can i meet him..
Hahahaah the man is a hunk… and there no way in hell this women going to be a goddess after we get through with here.. Damn she bag.
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Hmmm so young human. You say your a oricle and a god has a demand of me.. I don't care what the gods want… i think i should have you crucified...unless you can at least prove you are a oricle. Show me a divine spell..
Sobb sobb yes mistress… oh god please lend me your strength… so looks like you are not a oricle…
I really did get a message from the gods..
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You got mail… hey turn down your device. Ehhh opps i need to send a miracle down or our oricle will be killed...hang on a sec…. I'll be done in a minute then we can go… ahh hurry up I don't want to wait in line for those cream puffs. There best right out of the oven and there only a limited number sold.
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Oh…. just as i was about to kill you…. Remind me not to trust your god.. They wait till the last minute.
So what was the message… hmmm i see… and i just use this soul scrying formation on the children i have.. And one of my children will have lots of information i can use.. I see.. I do wonder why…
The Goddess said you would understand having a boyfriend stolen with attaching humiliation… oh… I can understand that just fine… to bad she didn't tell me who i should marry…
Well the other goddess gave me a hint list. She didn't narrow it down because she found a couple that were compatible with your soul..
She knew you didn't like to be ordered so the price for working with you was the knowledge you will gain… just remember that memories for reincarnated souls is mostly wiped before and this one memories will fade while in the womb so record everything you can.
So what do you get out of this little human oricle… i get a husband.. Two children and a small wizard tower after the child is born.. But until then i get to study magic at your home… i see… if you stay at my home you will be doing the laundry. I just need to stick by you until the child is born.. Is all..in case the goddesses see something that needs attention.. But they honestly do not think any decision you make with your free will. Will have any issues.. This is mostly insurance in case somehow the goddess they are getting revenge for changes something in this worlds story…
There not worried about after the child is born.. Just before..
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Hmmm its been 8 years i found a good compliant husband… i had four daughters but neither where the right ones.. Obviously they were almost completely blank a few pieces of knowledge from there last life… it at least helped me get the soul recording magic perfected… i gotta get that husband to get me pregnant again… he such a dear.. But did i lose my body image or something why does he not come on to me anymore … well alcohol will do the trick..
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So sire… what got you so worried… my wife edward.. She got that hungry look.. If i don't perform good then she might go looking for someone else why do you think i work out so hard… she was quite disappointed when she had daughters … saying where my son… blaming me…
Well good luck sire.. Here is a energy potion… also she doesn't mistreat the girls you know..
No but she is strict as hell. Who the hell does she think she going to go to war with that why we have a standing army. Plus she got them girls asking me when i will make them a little brother.. So momma will have someone else to train.
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It's been eleven years oricle… where is the promised child i had five girls.. And even my husband looks scared...ahhh let me pray…
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Hey mother our resident oricle is calling us… give her the busy signal. We will get back to her.. Im enjoying my massage… damn mortals always have to get to us out of business hours.. Tell her ill call her back…
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Mistress… im sorry but all i get is weird music.. ….damn gods always playing around…
Later that night… mistress i got a message saying she will talk to you during business hours… fine…
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Hmmm alright im here what was the number for that oricle… i don't remember but i wrote it down mother… give me a moment… ah here it is… 17, 18… 21.. Found it… okay hand the tag here..
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Mistress she calls…hmmm you finally got back to me i see… well it not like i am your god. Let see oh only five daughters… i been implanting special spells for you … but your a few daughters short before we get to your son… i think you need to allow your desires a little more free rein or i cant pass on all the knowledge. I honestly expected you to completely let yourself go… with my earlier encouragement….
Let myself go you say… oh my poor husband… i won't let you rest for a month straight.
You know, you have some crazy desires.. I rather like that… well if you make a few extra daughters. That just means i'll have to give you a few extra spells.. But only you will have the son i chosen if any of the other women have sons. They won't be the one you are looking for.. Still take care of them also… after all children are a gift from the gods. And there two gods checking up on your family.
Hehehehehe… my poor husband… isn't it time i fulfill all men's desires…
Oh i don't think we will be communicating anymore after this… so i'll give the oricle.. And if we do talk again it will be one of her daughters after all she is only a human.. There life spans are so short...hmmm i see… well i guess it is time to give her a tower also. But first i need you to bugger off so i can give this girl the good news i am certain she going to be so happy...hahahaha… oh i'll linger around after all good news deserves to be shared plus i want to see your husbands face. Bye now.
Hmmm little oracle… yes mistress… great news the gods won't be calling on your services anymore… oh… and as promised you will be given a husband and a minimum of two kids..
I was only promised two kids… yes i know … like i said a minimum of two kids… i am thinking six looks well on you.. With all these fertility and healing spells i bet we can get 11...hahaha mistress you are pretty funny so who is my husband.. Well you see you know the man pretty well in fact he lives in my house… isn't that great.. Oh really… when can i meet him… follow me… i'll get everything set up… i bet he is dying to meet you…
Now go in that room …. After all promises are meant to be kept… we will call it the conceiving room.
Yes mistress..
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Sire… yes robert… the mistress is looking for you and she is smiling a lot...just like your wedding day… fuck lets go on a week long patrol. Sire…
Robert she behind me isnt she. Yes sire.
Oh darling… it come to my attention as your wife i have not been doing my duty..
Duty you say dear wife… what could you be talking about… well honey dearest… i haven't been satisfying all your desires as a man… Robert.. Your looking a bit weak for a military man… in fact i think the guard has been slacking.. You know the citizens pay your wages..
Ah mistress if you say we look weak we must be weak i will immediately grab the guard and start improving… ah robert i been thinking have the full guard patrol and all other forces ready for inspection after dinner… ugh … yes ma'am we will..
Now where was I… oh honey… I your wife know as a man you have desires you have not played out… so tonight i thought i would help fulfill them… dear i have no desires you have not meet… i swear… your perfect…
Hahaha honey your so sweet… but i already made up my mind i will help you as a man live out your fantasies. So sweety as a duke you are expected to meet your citizens expectations.. You go take a bath… i will sort out our weak military… after all i think you will want to sleep in tonight. Understood honey…
Okay robert dont you think your men need time to prepare. For the inspection or are you a asshole officer that going to spring the inspection in on your men.. After all you only have 4 hours to gather all the men.
Ma'am i am leaving now.. Okay i am also i got to get the bath ready for dear. Bye now
Robert… good luck on your inspection… sire.. Survive the night… if she doesn't get pregnant she going to drill the men to death.
Ahh i envy you robert.. Marching to death sounds much better then falling short on performance she cracked out a whip last time i started slacking. And i'm not a masochist.
By the way… melody i never know her to lie.. Have our men gotten weaker.. What drew her attention to the men.
Well i'm not sure… but we been at peace for 35 years.. Not even major monster raids… its possible. But the men are a full force of elves and generally the older we get the stronger we get… your wife as young as she is. Is just a power, all on her own.. I don't know any elves as powerful as her.
Well good luck…
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So dear which fantasy will i be living out right now… well dear… every powerful man always wishes for several wives… and you baby are a man… so of course you will have this desire..
Dear i never wished for another woman… So sweet… but your a man.. I know it is in your DNA.
(husband real thought holy shit why the hell would i want more women when this one scares the living shit out of me… sure she amazing in bed.. But falling short on performance is scary as hell..) so do i need to call you by a different name tonight dear… we never played this fantasy...hahaha dear… i don't tease.. You know that… so i brought you a women. Now hopp in there and get her pregnant… you can pretend you are cheating.. In a few days i'll get the paperwork done so she a legal second wife. Is this a joke hun….
Do i look like i am joking get the hell in there and perform… i am doing you a favor you better appreciate it or i'll follow you in there and make you perform.
Shit robert.. You poor soul i thought i would keep her occupied so you had more time to get ready…
Also dear she a virgin so be nice and gentle after all she going to be having your children and living with us for a long long time. And i been training her in magic.
Fuck i am so screwed.
Now give me a kiss. I need to go check on the men.. Soon our family will grow larger and we cant have any weak guards when are children are so vulnerable.
Ah so that why she checking the guards… she really take mother bear way to seriously.. I better find out who she found for me..
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Now robert… put the men through their paces..
Hmmm i can see they lack discipline.. And why do the uniforms seem to be fading…
Robert i will check on the men every 48 hours until i think the men are qualified… you will get these men in shape… after all the citizens are vulnerable when the men are weak and most importantly my children are vulnerable when your men are weak.
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The soldiers after 48 hours of training and little more than 4 hours of sleep now stand in formation in front of the dukes currently only wife and in the future first wife… it was already know that she picked out 4 more women after scanning them to be wives also.. And there was rumors she was looking for more while the men trained…
The first lady looked at the men… sighed and said robert… it an army of elves… with years of discipline.. Training.. Combat… hell they don't even age fast… why are men slouching or sucking in there gut how do soldiers get fat when there elves.. If they were orcs i could see it..
Robert looking at his men was feeling quite proud.. Until she spoke.. He actually did not really see any fat elves.. However majority of the elves were a little fleshy…
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For the next year.. The soldiers trained hard.. The Duke screwed hard.. 11 women were added to the harem.. The duke and the soldiers were jealous of each other and both developed an odd rivery and wished they were in the others shoes… then the Duke passed a law.. Saying those who can afford it. Must marry. It had several clauses.. However because it was know that elves had generally few children.. Because of there long life spans.. And of course everyone know after the honeymoon the interest wanes..
Then the dukes first lady ordered the hospitals to record a few spells such as fertility some good healing spells for pregnant women. Then told them to stock heavily aphrodisiac potions.
The law was enforced by some heavy taxes… it was head tax and service tax… basically it really affected the next generation inside the dukedom… it encouraged having lots of children and the more children you had the lower your taxes… for single men it got taxes up to 75% basically if you wont add to the population you needed to move out… however having more wives gave a lower tax rate… the other way out was military service… then there was tiers to marriage regular citizen could have two wives if they never had military service..
With military service it was a third wife… each head had there own taxes so while the men would get lower taxes a women who married taxes went down 10% only.. Children dropped taxes by 3% each. Technically women could get there taxes down to 20% if they had multiple children.. After all there was ways to have safe twins and triplets.. Now that a few fertility spells were made… and the spells were given away for free. To all the duke citizens.
A male adult age was raised from 15-17 giving the men two extra years of tax free years to get the money for a place to live if they did not join the service. However you could still legally get married at 15.
A girl could still get married at 14.
The soldiers were given nicer uniforms… and had to march often through the city.. With units going through rotation..
Prostitutes however were basically run out of the dukedom… for several different reasons.. But mostly because the lady did not want men to be single in the service… and seeing a prostitute. She wanted children… married women wanted children for several different reasons even if they don't like kids they do like having more money on hand and for a elf. Children only take so much time in a elfs lifetime.. And while the tax cuts were not permanent.. They stuck around for awhile after the children become adults.
The duke agreed because he thought the men didn't understand his troubles. And if all the women in the dukedom become married maybe his wife will stop finding more women for him. He was to damn tired all the time. This all happened very quickly.
The duke had over 20 children.. By the time the dukes wife had her first son she only had 7 girls before the boy came along…
The lady used recording magic. And soul scrying spells to record the embryos past life memories… in fact there was so much information she had to purchase more crystals. To store the information on..
Bringing in the oracle the second wife they went through the memories with a fine tooth and come slowly making sure they did not miss any information…
She also recorded information that did not seem to have anything to do with her current world.. And while he did not have any spells to pass on.. He did have a strange recorded story in his soul… an adventure tale called fairytale.
This of course was also recorded and the information that he read on the fairytale wiki pages…
Of course by this time the second wife was not quite sane and was following in the footsteps of the first wife… reading these delicious details.. And knowing the story behind why the goddess wanted to wreck this story… they both chuckled darkly… sister dearest.. I'm afraid you will be old by the time x777 happens… so you might not be able to greet these dragon slayers… i pity you that but help me plan our future.
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Dont worry elder sister we are training our daughters…. We are going to be ready… actually i wonder… do you think that our divine soldier regiment will be strong enough to purify this juriah?
Or take on this zeref man…
Hmmm well we can see the way the story is going.. However a story can leave so much out… hehehe…. I bet i could kill this man myself… and with your help it would be a certainty… however that no fun… not when we have an army and so many children… i think i will study these psychology books. This book on hitler… this holy half undead army from riddick.. And also this military discipline… i am sure we can make something amazing… you study the weapon systems they look weak.
Hehe look at this thing called waterboarding .. and electric shock therapy… why these humans were so weak… like that is real salvage.. Why i do more to the men everyday… this man's world was sure a weak place to live… but i do like there technology.. This phone thing looks wonderful...you know in a few years we should allow immigration from other races… elves really dont make great shock troops and i really like this protoss carriers, and the airships just imagine fleets of airships dropping well trained beastmen and dragonmen into a battle… ah the ideal is amazing…
Elder sister did you ever think of taking over the kingdom… hahaha why would i do that i like that silly king… i get to train troops have sex, make kids. He can handle paperwork.. Besides later he going to be wiping are asses after we cause problems. For instance this fairyguild..when was it created… our any of our daughters old enough to be there when it is built.. It is much to weak… in fact… i would like mavis's to live longer.. And i know how to break this silly curse… really… there so many ways to fix this world… that giant man is a moron… can't allow him to become a guild master.
Hmmm in fact… this dark skull guild… it needs to go… and let's see… actually were the hell is fiore… elder sister it is to the east… at least i think so… hmmm maybe we can use this fairy guild to temper troops they seem to find a lot of strong monsters… elder sister you know if we get there soon enough we can actually create the fairy guild in a different country… in reality we only need mavis…it is not like we ever planned on following that other gods desires… we set out to wreck the script from the get go…
Ah little sister there are a few rules we have to follow.. Such as the guild has to be built in fiore.. Or the goddess will notice right away and until your children are grown up to be a oracle. We will not know if the goddess changes the script.. We need the other goddesses to make sure we are still wrecking the correct script.
It was a discussion i had with the goddesses while you were being possessed sorry i forgot to mention it to you. You knew 95% of everything so it never came up and i just forgot you were not part of that conversation.
There a few more things we can not do… we can not kill the main character… at least not while he is young… however we can destroy the tower of heaven and steal ezra…. But i want to wait until ezras escape.
Lucy mother does not have to die… which is good because i have every intention of taking her for myself..
Ultear will need to be rescued… these background characters can be moved around… and so can support characters…
What i have to figure out is how to separate lucy mother from jude without killing anyone… and do i take lucy also or just her mother… lucy a secondary character… but she in so much of the story i can not figure out if she is also plot…
Right now i am going on she is plot… more than secondary character… but if she is plot… can i steal her from natsu with my son… unfortunately there no guarantee that my son will steal her heart…
As for these background characters… this brandish u girl will need to be added.
Elder sister… you know we have other sisters they can help just let them in. you already scanned there soul you know there good people… there all intelligent… we could send them out as agents with support to find information… especially the strong ones… and we could use their input on decisions… they can also help us go through these memories..
By the way.. The memories of porn… why are we saving them...in so many memory crystals…
Blackmail the first wife said.. It is simple blackmail and i kinda like these taboo mom and son porn.
Hahaha that is evil. Yup and with this no matter what since the son is a good soul he will always do what we want…
Also i'm thinking next year to cut husband off and then sneak a few select memory crystals into a poorly hidden shelf… see what he does...really why
Well it keeps it fun and it is a hidden control mechanism… right now i hold the majority of power in our relationship.. However husband is a man and is not much of a fan of being on the bottom… so a few dark fantasies he can act out of me his dear wife… might put a bit of a pep in his step.. It not like i don't love him… besides he not as strong as edwards, robert and the elite squad and i beat the ever living shit out of them in sparring with them going full power… i was actually rather disappointed in them… so while husband knows it is a act the fact i am willing to play the damsel in distress and a few other roleplays.. Should make him quite happy… and looking at this information…
I think it time i added a few laws for education… soon… i actually thought we were the most educated country out there… but i need this stuff standardized trained and all before we open our borders to merit based immigration.. And military immigration.
The royalty has never felt so good until this generation with all the support we been throwing there way… so i do not believe immigration will be a problem at all… i especially want dragon men and orcs for shock troops… orcs breed fast.. So a limited migration in addition to merit based. Dragon troops just merit based. We also need to find out how to make magic troops without corpses. I'm not willing to do dark rituals when there are always many ways to get the same results… after all look at how i got everything i wanted so far…. Elder sister your kindness can kill you know… well whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger…
Elder sister we both know that not true only a weak world like earth would have a stupid saying like that… realistically… heh… you know elder sister if we tell the drill sergeants those words… hehe we might not need orcs… or dragon men…
Little sister… my you have grown so well however did you become so evil.
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Drill sergeant… right now i can take on robert, edwards and the elite troop of soldiers without breaking a sweat… if i want to work out drill sergeant don't you think i should break a sweat… why are you drilling these troops so easily… after all drill sergeant whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger am i right…
First lady….your right… i will start putting the men through their paces… yes understood drill sergeant… you know.. Your a sergeant.. I been thinking about it… shouldn't a sergeant have a badge of staff.. I had this pain baton made. It has a mix 121 curses and blessing built into it.. While it hurts.. It also heals the body… and a drill sergeant should not drill with the soldiers he should be carried around in a chair on a platform...actually here is a design don't know if you will use it...see like this you can Yell out instruction through a megaphone.. Don't you think drill sergeant.. Yes your evil ness. I mean yes mistress.. Ahh i knew you understood me.. There a few more batons out there for the head drill sergeants for other units also… i want you all to figure out a great training plan…
Make it the same standard all the way across the board for our troops… my sister wives have been saying they don't feel safe lately… and have been wondering if maybe they should hire some orc mercenaries and allow dragonmen to immigrate in. I personally think dragonmen should be allowed but if I don't even break a sweat in a spar… how would I feel safe with the soldiers you train… I am sure orc mercs could make me break a sweat.
Now I am going to run along and see if dear hubby is feeling frisky..
Have a good day mistress…
That poor duke… sure she looks great on the eyes but I know how draining 3 wives are… and my wives are already telling me to earn some merit so a new sister wife could be added or they will find a new man…
That is one evil bitch… but my, she looks great on the eyes...if I didn't know she was a full elf I would swear she was a succubus…
Hmmmm a sergeant… should stand on a platform and yell instructions… you know if I save energy my wives will be more satisfied tonight… hahaha these poor dumb fucks… you should just pay taxes and live the good life… hehe if I satisfy the girls I'll get some spending money to go drinking…. This blueprint… yeah i can see this being built… it will cost me some money but I really like it...It even has a small fridge so i can store drinks… bless her evilness heart.
Corporal run the men through their passes.. I have a new order..Understood.. And Corporal if you want to see stripes and start living the good life your going to need to put in some extra effort… becoming a sergeant just became something to strive for. Now put them through there passes i need to do some things.
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Four years later… a young boy was surrounded by a large gathering of girls and boys.. So you live in the same house as the dark lady...her great evilness..
Yup said the boy… i even find out sometime a day or two ahead when a new objective is coming down… oh my daddy in the army.. Do you find out which units get sent to clear objectives… mommy says next time he goes out he better earn some merits or she not going to give me a little sister or brother..
Ohhhh your daddy must be in big trouble says a little girl… my mom always says that she going to stop having kids if he doesn't behave… some reason he more scared of that then losing his beer money.
Hey the instructor coming in hurry to your seat..
Greetings instructor… thank you for taking a break from your training..
Anytime kids… the best part of being an instructor is the tax break...and the only way to get to be an instructor is to be one of the best in whatever field the instructor is in…
The children nod in understanding about the tax break...my brother says that he knows how to get around the taxes… said a little girl… oh said the instructor.. Do tell.. He says if you don't work you don't have to pay income tax… and if you leave the territory, you don't have to pay head tax...the instructor looked at the little girl with pity… i am so sorry child, there is worse things than paying taxes, and being a fool is one of them… from now on i want you, to never ever pay attention to that foolish brother… tell him only one time, the magical troops are hiring if he does not want to work. It is best to move out of the dukedom with his boyfriend, because it is obvious he is afraid of girls..
The little girl flushed… my brother is a idiot. I hope the magical troops hire him… otherwise i will never see him again… you should also tell your mother what he said...i know it is not nice to tattle. But your brother is a fool and maybe your mother can cure him of his sickness.. He got a brain sickness obviously.. She might be able to heal him.. Really you think so. Said the little girl..
With a pious expression, the instructor intoned we can only hope so… it might already be to late for your brother..
I should also mention that if you have a family the duke territory has some of the lower taxes in all the know lands..
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So your saying as long as i work hard have a big family i will have lower taxes.. And i only have to soldier for the duke household said a lizard man with a his… i can also bring all my wives.. Yes sir said a young elf boy. The more children you have the lower your taxes are at least until your children become adults… it should be easier for you dragonmen than for many races since you have several eggs at one time.. Yes i see said the bipedal lizard. Let me see this in writing… it sounds much too good to be true..
I should mention you can be kicked out of the military if you do not perform up to the standard dukes army… i hear each year the standard creeps up.. In fact they starting to create tiers for the military… and whichever teire you stand at changes how much taxes you have.. Everything here is merit based..alright little elf man i want to see print.. Absolutely. Here you go.
I am curious little elf man why are you trying to recruit me so hard most elves are afraid of me…
Sir… i had to study hard to learn your language… plus there are scarier things then and enraged dragon man.. My mom for example.. Or her eviliness.. She the one who said she will fulfill all men's dreams in the dukedom and created this tax plan.
You still haven't explained why you are out here in the middle of the mountains going cave to cave hanging by a chain from the crater above. Trying so hard to get me to immigrate.. Sir i have two wives and they want a sister wife but i dont have the merits. I need merits to get legal permit of a 3rd wife. Once i have a 3rd wife i can then have my taxes drop another 8%.
So for a third wife you are dangling above an active volcano recruiting dragonmen to move to your home dukedom…
You're absolutely right your dukedom does fulfill men's dreams because a boy or a eunuch would not be out here only a real man would be dangling in front of a dragon man who is know to eat other sentient species….Hell if you wore a skirt and sold me cookies i still would purchase some.. Just because no one ever had the balls to sell so hard.. Where do I sign.
You might want to skip the next cave.. Go two caves over it's a dangerous grouchy old man who hasnt been laid in awhile and has trouble hunting… he going to be hungrier than hell but i bet you could get him to sign up.. Why not the next cave over.. Oh that's because it has my little sister and she too lazy to look for a man… if you came directly to her door she might just take you.
The elf reached up and grabbed the hand of the lizard man hand hard. Thank you.. Then he shimmied up the chain swung over the cave and dropped down in front of the hungry dragon mans cave…
Hehe yup he really does have balls and brains also… much better to meet a hungry dragon man then my sister…hmmm maybe i should teach my sister that polymorph spell.. What was this guys name again.. Lt. general edwards… hehe… i think i will bring my sister along also… she can finally find a real man… these damn man child living in caves… all they do is play games.. And eat junk food.
Honey what are you mumbling about… nothing dear but come check out this pamphlet… i was thinking isn't it about time we had some children
Huh dear… children… let me see what got you thinking about it… hmmmm this is actually nice… and elves do great jobs at keeping a wilderness nice and clean no pollution.. Also baby look at the pay rates… and while its individual taxes once the kids come along all the taxes drop real low… hmmm baby this is great… but you don't have enough wives for this to work great… mmmmm it's so tempting… honey there a lot of shopping centers there...you start packing… im going to go see some girls about some children…
Huh that was easier than i thought… were the taxes really the selling point… that seems odd.. Sure we pay about 60% of our income… ehhh why did she say she going to see some girls about some children…. If it is just the two of us.. The taxes will be around 45%
So girls i want you to look at this pamphlet… you see if we all hook up with my man we can get as low as 18% sure we have to watch some kids but they have 12 hours school days.. With free breakfast and lunch at school.. So basically four hours each day we have to deal with children… and the school promises to give them one hour of homework each day… if we have them do chores for an hour and a half.. Plus bath and feeding time.. The rest of the time they will be asleep or at school.
Nice isn't it. We can also break down the weekend to just 1/3rd of a day for each of us. And there lots of clubs for the children to join with most guaranteed to run the children to exhaustion.. That means all we have to do is yell at them a little bit. Feed them let them nap and occasionally give them a gift like we care about them and they going to bow before us… like we are gods or something...and unlike humans no pregnancy or labor pays just nap on the eggs until they hatch… god really loves us…
It is even in black and white right here on the pamphlet. The first lady signature is here at the bottom what i nice guarantee.
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honey , yes said a certain exhausted lt.general… i just got a letter in the mail… for the above and beyond exemplary service… you have been awarded 360 merit points for recruiting 36,000 dragon men families. Being a non combat operation you receive a tenth of the points.
Sweety you are so nice a few more mission like this and I can get my sister wife..I love you so..
Wtf…. i almost got eaten minimum 12 times a day not to mention when my chain broke i almost fell into the volcano… bastard dragonmen feel anyone dumb enough to die to a volcano should die….and i need to do two more mission like this hahahahaha her damn evilness… really is a scary bitch...
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By the way honey that elf that came by.. How come he came in from the balcony do you think he was a peeping tom… no idea baby… most people use the front door.. I never actually seen an elf come in from the volcano side… sigh there really are a lot of weirdos in the world.
Well baby i totally don't want him to see my reverse scale. If he come by again when i am taking a lava bath punch him would you...it really make me worried when i get the hot stone just right to have visitors come by..you know how hard it is to melt a stone to be just perfect.
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So last night i was hanging out after dinner and my moms were discussing an operation… they said they want to send off a couple troops to catch some creature to make it a pet… something about.deliora saying it would be a good mount. Ohhh the kids said with awww.. I wonder what it looks like.. I'll ask my dad he know everything maybe he can capture it and bring it back for merit points… mom will be happy.
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Hey mom i got good news i heard it from the devil's child himself he said yesterday after dinner the devil and her evil sisters. Were talking about sending some volunteers to capture a mount..
Ohhh really that sounds nice do you remember what it was called.. Yeah deliora… the child said proudly… oh that's nice… honey you heard right… i want you to volunteer and if there are extras bring one home to me…
This evil bastard why is he in the same class as the kid… im not going to come back alive… and i know that if i die i'll be added to the magical soldiers unit…
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Sergeant… in formation…. Hmmmm some of you look excited… some of you look like you got caught cheating… since i know all of you have at least two wives… which of you have the death wish...step forward...84 men...which are going to volunteer because your wives said to…
344 hmmm not bad at all…
Unfortunately we can't find her evilness mount… and as i told my wife there only one… so i can't bring an extra home.. You can inform your wives of the same thing…
There is a good god out there shouted a man… snicker… you there… did you think just because we could not find her evilness mount that we would be saved… huh… she was quite unhappy that we lost the giant evil devil deliora… so she decided to pick a war with a dark guild to pass the time… she even wanted to come herself… thankfully her sisters talked her out of it… so we need to come back with 300 percent casualties or we will all be added to the magical soldier program… and our wives will be celebrating 30 years of 10% taxes.
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Hey why did the sergeant say 300% casualties… moron… we have to get injured at least 3 times greviously before we can destroy the dark guild if we make it look easy we might go on a killing spree…. We need to be wounded only the two days after battle do we get to rest… huh the that sergeant is pretty smart.. He has to be he now got 5 wives.. Holy shit that is a real man… how is he still alive… don't know but did you hear about the lt. General.. He got some dragonwoman singing under his window trying to convince him to marry her… ahahahha.
Shit with her evilness in charge i wonder what kind of stories my children will have once i am out of the service. Don't know but i heard she wanted to fuck up some dragons at one point but couldn't find any… said she got tired of hearing how powerful dragons where when elves were around at the same times as dragons and they were always too afraid to pick a fight with a city of elves they could only pick on the hamlets at the edges of elf territory.
Hmmm you know… if her evilness is so bad.. How strong do you think our duke is after all he rides her and has like 12 children from that women plus the other women. Hmmm i wonder about that… he could be really strong… i haven't seen him in awhile i heard he was a pretty boy.. And he was rich before she showed her strength… he could have fallen for the honeytrap not realizing she was something more scary than a dragon underneath…
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Kids what did we learn today… when stabbing a enemy make sure you go for a killing blow… the faster you kill the enemy the kinder you are.. Only a sadistic man would give a wound...after successfully giving a killing blow take a breath and stab at another vital point.. Until each vital point has been successfully pierced… never give your enemy time to breath if they have time to breath.. They have time to wound your friends.. Teamwork is a must only a moron would monologue in front of a enemy. Two stabs is called double tapping double tapping ensures we go home to see family.
Because there are strong monsters out there that can regenerate… use the opposite element on the corpse when doing clean up as fast as you can… most monsters are weak to fire and light… there strengths are water earth and darkness..
Very good… tomorrow we will talk about specific monsters that are not weak to fire or light spells.
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Your highness are you not worried about the strength of duke Austin's army… he building up and i fear it is for a revolution he going to do a coupe de tah…
Rubbish you moronic nobles. His damn wife could defeat our army… he does not even need his military that's just his wife grocery getters..
A royal guard standing outside the door.
Pfff the king says the dukes army is just his wifes grocery getters…
Moron… do you think you could even defeat a private just out of basic in the dukes army… i bet those boys would call you a faggat...fuck off old man… i am a royal guard… like a private could defeat me those are just cannon fodder...oh hooo you think so… they consider dragon men as cannon fodder. You dumb fuck.. And i know for a fact you couldn't defeat a dragon mans penis let alone the dragon man himself.
Come here old man i will fuck you up…
Excuse me sir please leave the boy alive brainless dipshit like him make great decorative armor.. Ahhh it's fine… he really was a faggot. Don't you royal guards at least train your men… yes sir we do.. But only a couple hours a day mostly sword drills… can i ask what you do sir.. Me i was a barber in the dukes army.
Ah sir, can i ask your rank.. Sure i made it to private 3.. I am one step away from being a specialist but i got pushed out for being to weak.
Ah have a nice day sir… do i need to do any paperwork the barber asked… no sir it would just embarrass us more. it is better to say he beat the living daylights out of himself trying to swing a practice sword, then admit he got beat by an average citizen…
Hah you guards have it rough i guess… i would just train a little bit.. But i guess that polish armor comes at a price.. It sure is pretty… something i would give my daughter i think.
Sir we really going to let him walk away asked a different private… ahhh my brainless private… how many guardsmen do you think it would take to beat up a barber...im guessing about 12. And at the end of the day we could prowl around crowing about how after 12 royal guards picked a fight with a barber the 13th beat him then every fucking assasin out there the other nobles hire would think we are milk carton soldiers… fuck my life can't i get a few privates from the dukes army… how the hell do they keep all the soldiers inside the duke land except on missions…
Not to mention they mock all the other soldiers inside the kingdom as little more than thugs…
Hmmm well not every soldier is in the duke lands those fucking shadows and spiders prowl around sniffing for dark guild. actually maybe i should pick a fight with the barber then i can find out if there actually are any assassin in this kingdom.. I bet by now there not. …. Hell i don't want to get beat.. But the royal guards got a lot of dipshits… so tempting… so very tempting… before i make a decision let's write a list… after all if the king dies.. There is a crown prince… and we already know the duke will protect the crown prince.. Just so the first lady does not have to do paperwork… hahaha our prince is kept in place just because the dark lady hates doing paperwork. This kingdom is totally fucked…. Not even a dark guild could save us..
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Mother i been peeking in on that mortal world. Does not something seem a little off… hmmm oh haha she is truly tenacious… she creating an army where everyone could defeat the main character even with the god filling in for plot armor… that is just downright cruel… heheheh.but what is she doing to her son… lets take a look at his thoughts.. Oh … this poor boy thinks this is normal training…. Ahhh all his classmates have fathers who are just as cruel this poor boy honestly thinks volcans are a warm up before he goes on runs.. And breakfast should be served upside down while doing sit ups…
But you have got to admit those abs will be permanent.. In fact i think she killed off any small fat cells that might have accidentally been on his stomach better than liposuction at this point. And look at how she feeds him.. And does not put any stress on his spine so he grows as tall as possible… where did she learn all of this… hell even her soldiers are doing workouts like that… ahhh… hell she really did record every damn thing didn't she….well whatever.. Are we still sending spells down to her with each daughter born to the family…
Yeah i sent her some amazing healing spells at this point she can do surgery and repair limbs...they actually already started to replace limbs eyes and cure cancer...hmmm i wonder if i am going to far…. You know what… there mortals… i mean how many children can that duke father… lets just go until this world is completely unbalanced… besides we already knew she wanted a large family… and she is super strict with her kids. I have to admit i love the way she just piles on stuff for the kids to absorb she even learned the different ways different kids learn and instructed the teacher's how to teach the kinetic kids… if that moron natsu came to this school he would leave with a doctorate…
Hey what the hell is that spell… ah im not a hundred percent certain but doesn't that look like a dimensional spell and she is doing what with it… stealing textbooks and recording stuff…
Did you give her that.. No i don't believe i did.. But i did send a teleport spell and a scrying spell plus there was that soul scrying… nothing dimensional..hmmmm well hell if she keeps this up she will soon become a demigod…. This is kinda funny… wont that piss off that goddess… hmmm we may need to give her a shroud… at least until she become a low tier goddess.. And from the looks of it she practically shoveling knowledge down her daughters throats.
Hmmm she also figured out how to brainwash her girls… i really like this woman...mother will we get in trouble… hmmmm maybe but doubtful. Honestly that idiot goddess if she gets bumped down will probably get all the attention… by the way whats the time line looking like…
Well mavis is still alive.. So is her friend the dark skull guild was basically eaten alive and turned into magic soldiers… the guild should be founded in a few years… will the boy have any problems with that magnolia festival.. He should be under the age limit of 80 years… but i don't think we need to worry about lightning boy..
3 of the sisters are accompanying mavis.. And they already killed off the curse.. Well that fixed a small part of the story.. But now mavis will age..actually that's a lot better than staying young forever.. The elves don't agree with you… the elves don't care.. They already studying aging and are doing there best to fight it. Odd thing to focus on… Ah the second wife is human… they want to prolong her life don't they… looks like it.. They are also doing there best to reverse her aging… looks like there goal was to make her look like she was 30.. Not sure why 30. Any of the oracles children old enough to use… nope a few more years… ugh. Now that i am watching it is boring… when i am not watching generations pass… hmmm you know i think it would be a good ideal to pass on a few more stealth spells and more rune magic knowledge… that should help her dark guild hunter soldiers they really are putting in some serious effort… dont those guys relax? Let set a timer.. I got some nails to get done.. Want to come along, sure.
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Elder sister i see your scrying and recording something what is it.. Oh looks like something for are dark guild hunters i'll pass these along.. But i am sure i can use these some other way… it feels weird that these can only be used for one purpose. Oh what spells did we get this time.
Some camouflage cloaking that sort of thing some rune writing magic… which is obviously multi purpose… but i still can't believe these spells only seem to be useful for our dark guild hunters … and a few are useful for our spiders..
Doesn't this spell look very close to a dragon or a dragon man polymorph spell? You know it does doesn't it. You know i could pretend to be one of our sisters polymorph into her.. Then sneak into hubbies bed and see what he says when i'm not around… this could bring all kinds of new kinky play to the bedroom…
I could even transform into a female goblin, or an ork, maybe something slimy. after hubby says he will love me not matter what i look like.. Doesn't he say that quite often….
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Hun why are you shivering… i feel like the lady got a new toy to try out on me… oh baby hold on to me for the rest of the night the whole night supposed to be my turn… what about tomorrow..
Tomorrow not my turn baby.. So work hard…
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I heard her vileness got hold of a polymorph spell.. How do you know. Robert. Eh he actually told me that if she added that spell to the children's course of study we should just burn the books.. Why is that… her vileness goes dark on the kinky play. Alright edwards spill it… well she asked him if he loved her.. Of course he said he loved her. She said what if i get wrinkles he said i will love you no matter what you look like. Really you promise she replied. Sire of course said yes.. Oh goody i have a new spell i was wanting to try out … what do you think about orcs…
Well shit… what's the rest of the story… he wouldn't say… ehh that bad… he really is a man…
By the way we have a standing order to kill every goblin kobold and slime we cross in patrolls...and if any of them look like a fat version of our king kill it immediately..
Sigh.. make sure we strangle the printer before a book like that ever gets printed… we also need to the soldiers to hear so they can report it as soon as they hear rumors of it. Knowing our soldiers they will kill the printer on just a whim of a rumor… we are going to run out of printers before the day is out should we give them a warning there no way we can stop the soldier from killing them…
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Sire the duke of austin has a standing order of kill any men that are a fat version of you on sight… hmmm tell me do i look overweight.. Sire…. Shit tell the cooks salad three meals a day… and i need to go on a daily run...fuck my life i can't even be a fat king.
Damn her evilness i cant even be fat..
Sire how did you come to the conclusion it was her evilness… simple Austin would have killed me if i offended him… that means his wife did something to him… and it was a fat version of me.. If she had done something that looked like my doppelganger he would have told me to run to a different kingdom given me a head start and then sent assassins.
Wow sire you really know that duke well… we had conversations.. Once he figured out how out there she was in play… he was just glad she never learned any body contorting spells…
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Class today we have a spell that will be on your midterm… it is used to fit in with different races.. If you go to human lands… you can change into a human… its called polymorph…
Our female instructor taught us this spell… and when you polymorph you can take on the strength of whoever you copied or made yourself… okay cloths off.. Stand in front of this mirror your going to practice changing sizes and genders.
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Hey daddy guess what.. What baby girl i learned a new spell today… oh what did you learn.. Look i can pretend to the butcher down the street.
Honey come look at this...hahaha isn't this a blast hunny. Baby from now on only polymorph into one of us okay.
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Her evilness got us.. She imitated an instructor and taught the kids directly.
Shit… what do we do...my wife made the rule she can only imitate the parents...it's not like we will catch them if they imitate someone else.. Well i'm sure it will be chaos at first.. But this stuff always settles down..
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Mother… are you sure that women is a good woman… hmmmm yeah i think so… did we make a mistake… honestly she would be great for chaos. Well they are already hard at work finding countermeasures for public places. The duke himself is leading the charge...let's just ignore it.. By the way what should we send next… hmmm something not so risque..what did we send last time that was so risque… let's look at the list… oh good it wasn't our doing …. She just a natural genius at causing chaos. So what should we send down… mmmm let's start here. And just stop here on the list… oh so the ideal is to flood her with ideas so she doesn't focus on one. Pretty much.. Sounds good to me.
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So what's the problem….. Well my wife is mad at me… but only a little bit… that doesn't actually sound like a problem… it is well i woke up in bed with my wife.. With my wife on the other side… that doesn't make sense.. It doesn't.. It's like having twins… dont you only have two wives what's this about twins… my daughter is curious… oh… congrats.
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So hunny you heard the news right yeah… it's not really a big deal… tell them congrats.. The men should be proud.. By the way i have a new spell here… honey i'm not really in the mood im actually pretty angry ahh don't be… i bet if it happened to you. You would be all proud… anyways as i was saying about this spell… it makes you instantly horny… it was actually a healing spell but i tweaked it… not right now… ohhh
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I am pretty sure that was weird.. Hmmm tell my son your sometimes into girls depending on the women… hmmm will that work… yeah… he is a guy..just don't polymorph into a orc or goblin until the marriage is well established. I actually never want to do that...from what i can see at some point you will get bored and want to do something freaky… just keep it in mind..love life's can get stale if you do not keep it fresh...by the way. Where is your husband.. Him he ran out 3 days after the marriage… shacked up with some sea dragon… why… i got bored fast. The marriage wasn't established. Ehh so how did you get a stuffy position like goddess of law and order and all the other things…
I lost a bet...and had to get a job it was the only thing around… after i got used to it… i realized i could watch tv behind the plaintiffs. Through a wall and as long as i had earbuds in no one realized i wasn't listening to them.. Stuck a blindfold on and no one realized i just wasn't paying attention to them.
Everyone thought the blindfold was a divine artifact… i hid the remote in the arm rest.
It is flipping amazing when you pull off the blind justice gig… best job i have ever had.. My throne is absolutely the best seat i have ever purchased. Toss on a light illusion and it looks like my ass is sitting on hard rock all day long. I mean really who is going to toss a disillusion spell inside the justice hall of a blind god of justice..
Mother that just sick… hmmm sicker than when you watched that polymorphed girl play with her dad...so does your department have any other halls that need a blind justice… mmmm no unfortunately that's the problem with light gods it's hard as hell to get rid of them. The only thing with more staying power than a light god is government bureaucracy.. That shit just does not go away.