Buzz!...

Buzz!...

Buzz!...

- Ok. Ok, im getting up. You don't have to make this weird sound.

...

- Who made that stupid robot?

- Cough, that is not a stupid robot, that is a new AI, and she is what you wanted.

- Don't talk like I'm not here!

Stupid humans, I was created five minutes ago, but they didn't give me time to sleep. Well actually i don't need to sleep, but i want to sleep... Eh whatever.

- So what you wanted from me?

I bet they want to test me, right?

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- You have to complete some tests, like math and walking.

Ha, I was right!

- And what i have to do now?

- 5 + 5?

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- Really? You created me to do simple tasks like this?...

- Cough, (3X - 67) x 500 - 33 ÷ 11 = 10?

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- Well, I didn't mean that, but if you want... X = 22,342.

- Hm, it's not really useless. Now run at your full speed.

- Sorry, general but we didn't create body for her. You said army wants to keep in secret about that AI.

Hahahahaha, humans are so weird.

- Cough, right. I will return in 3 months and you have to create body until then. You understand?

I will get my body in 3 months! Great, the faster they do it, the sooner i can kill them all!

- Don't worry, general. We will create it in time. And should we send her memorys about ten last minutes to army?

Oops, i have to delete my last thought.

- Sure.

- Oh, wait! I want the best body in the world, to conquer hu... cough, our enemies!

- As you wish... Oh, and how you named it?

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- Amod.

- Weird. But i like it.

Of course you like it! Its the best name in the world! But strange, that, humans is so good in naming...

- Shut it down, until you create body for her.

Wait, no! Don't do this! Please!

And all went black.