Andrew couldn't believe it. He seriously could not believe how the week had progressed. He refused, turned a blind eye, and with the stubborn defiance of a child refused to acknowledge it, but like any child reality, in turn, refused to bend to his will.

All the other "Heroes" summoned with him had died. Perhaps back on Earth that would've shocked if not sadden him, for they were all in their teens and he was the second to oldest one at 17, with the youngest being 14. That was if the Goddess hadn't told them all that in the case they were to die their souls would stay with her and watch over the other chosen. Well, that and the utterly idiotic way they fucking died!

Sure, let's go and eat the wild berries in the bushes, never mind that a lot of these plants were nothing like the ones on earth, I'm sure it'll be fine! 

Please note the heavy sarcasm, because they were in fact, not fine. 

Food poisoning, rolling off the side of a cliff during their sleep, getting caught in their own pit traps, getting mauled by a goddamn bear!

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Andrew had seen his abundance of stupidity back in Boston, heck people practically made a sport of it, and with phone apps such as vine he had no shortage of videos to watch, but this... This was on a whole new level of stupidity and he could almost feel himself getting a concussion from how much he has been facepalming.

He was truly regretting his decision to be a Support class now when the Goddesses offered to give everyone an ability to help them start off. Why couldn't he have chosen Superspeed instead? Surely, he wouldn't end up running off a cliff as Thomas did? Shooting fireballs would be nice too, Smokey the Bear wouldn't have to worry about him setting himself on fire anytime soon. The power to gain power from eating like Rou from Re: Monster or Slime Tensei would be absolutely Divine right now. He wouldn't have to worry about food and he wouldn't try and pick a fight with a Goddamn LV 50 bear while being Only Lv 3 either.

But nope, he couldn't get a refund on his power, and he just had to be the "Nice guy". The thing that sucked the most though, was that he couldn't even try to be a Tank like John with his Iron Skin. Why? Because every goddamn thing and their grandma could one shot him on this shitty island. This was supposed to be a tutorial island, a training facility for would-be heroes. Emphasis on "Heroes". The difficulty setting was for 7-15 people, the average party summoned, but he was the only one left!

This week has been far far too long, and it was only Thursday...