"System, do you have any Help Option?"

"Negative host, Currently no such option has been provided"

I have to think about how to approach this mating couple

Bloody fuck, even I don't have any experience of putting a green cap on anybody.

Alan can see that these Ape couple has finished their arduous struggle and there was a look of ecstasy on their faces.

'Fuck!!! Even I can understand their feeling, who would have thought that I, the handsome me will be flirting with a gorilla.'

'Now, you see, how can that female gorilla like that boorish Guy. Can he be compared to awesome me???... Na!!!'

'Look, How I am so handsome even though I am a monkey, Look at my golden furs and cute face, I am sure that Female Gorilla will fall for me, Hehe'

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"Miss System, Wish me Good luck, I am going on a Life and Death Mission"

"Negative Host, Host luck stat is worst in this world"

WTF!!!!

'I can't be bothered with this bullshit, How the awesome me have the worst luck in this world, I will change it. Hmph.'

I started approaching the couple, they noticed me, they had confused look on their faces.

But one thing you have to agree, both of them are too big for me to handle.

'Alan you can do it, how can these monkeys be compared to you' I was assuring myself while approaching towards them.

Suddenly that Male Gorilla started Growling at me, I was scared silly.

"Hey Buddy, would you mind If I can flirt with your girl?' I asked him very politely.

As if he understood me, he started beating his chest and ran towards me.

'WTF!!!!!!' Second time in my life I have run so fast, that I would be an Olympic runner if I was on my earth.'

I turned around to see where is that gorilla, bloody he was still behind me, wait 'What is that look on in his face????, he doesn't look angry, he looks like he is going to.....'

'FUCK ME!!!!'

'FUCK!!! How can he think like that, I feel like I will vomit on his face. Asshole!!! How can he.... man, God should not have made me so awesome that even that Gorilla is behind me'

'I ran a full day and night, to get rid of that gay monkey. God, why am I So Awesome.'