Because someone in the comments mentioned it and it seemed like fun. Let me hear your thoughts on the various potential waifus we've seen so far! Yes, I know the options get a bit freaky further down the list, but I felt like I needed to pad it out a little.

EDIT: Voting has been closed! The results are as follows:

1. Keira - 17.06%

2. Ambrosia - 15.42%

3. Xera - 15.19%

4. Drea - 10.69%

5. Fizzy - 9.41%

6. Philippa, Goddess of Confusion - 9.26%

7. Carl - 8.58%

8. Zone - 4.76%

9. Kora - 4.63%

10. Rowana - 4.42%

11. Misc - 0.57%

So there you have it, folks. Boxxy's apparently so good at acting that its Facade is popular even with the readers.

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