Okay, quick recap.

My closet sort of became a N*rnia wardrobe, and out of it came a naked girl.

Lastly, this girl was nuts.

"No, but like I said-- why?! How?! Where did you come--" I accidentally let my voice out for a moment, but I at least managed to stop myself. I hope Mom didn't hear--

"What's wrong, Kiyan?" Mom's voice rang from out my room.

I guess she did hear.

"Sorry! I'm playing games right now!"

Then I sighed and looked at the girl, who was sitting on my bed, covering her body with my blanket-- as per my orders of course. Let's ignore how hot that detail was for a moment and focus on other, more important things.

"Let me ask again." I began, as she stared at me, "Who are you?"

"Eve." She answered with her still, soft voice.

"Okay, and where did you come from?"

"I don't know."

". . . Fine." I furrowed my eyebrows before firing a question we are all familiar with at this point. "Okay, so, why are you naked?"

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Eve paused for a bit to look at me, before saying, "Why am I not covering my skin?"

"Yes."

I nodded frantically, while she just tilted her head and asked, "Why should I cover my skin?"

The facepalm I did from her question was probably the greatest facepalm I'd ever make.

"Bee-cuhz, you're naked! Why would you be naked? You can't just walk around showing off your body like that! Look at me! I'm wearing clothes! Covering my skin!" I raised my arms to the sides, trying to prove my point, but all she did was tilt her head even more and ask:

"Why are you covering your skin?"

I gritted my teeth and used all of my willpower to not scream. When I had calmed down, I went on to say, "Okay, let's stop asking all these why-questions shall we? The bottom line is, you have to wear clothes."

Eve blinked and straightened her neck, before saying, "But I'm fine with it."

"Whether you're fine with it or not, I don't care. Just don't show your body to me. To people."

Eve paused for a bit, staring into my eyes. "You don't want to see my body?"

Damn it! And I was doing a good job at not feeling excited and she just had to say that!

Furrowing my brows hard, I insisted, "Yes, I do not want to see your body!"

God, seriously, I'm so virtuous. She better be thankful it's my room she went into.

"I think I look beautiful though."

I gave this blanket cloaked girl sitting on my bed a disappointed gaze, "Yes, you do look gorgeous."

It's the first time I've seen such a gorgeous girl in person honestly.

"Then why do you not want to look at me?"

"Because it's wrong."

"Wrong?"

"Look, like I said, you should cover your body. Like, men do actually like to look at women, and some . . . may choose to do some . . . things."

"Sex." Eve spoke without hesitation after mulling over what I had said, which of course, made a hot wave of embarrassment wash my insides.

". . . Yes."

Eve tore her gaze off of me and thought hard about things. After about half a minute, Eve suddenly spoke, "Well, sometimes is okay."

Yup, say no f*cking more.

"Mom. Mom!" I shouted, with a faint hint of urgency in my voice, "There's a stranger in my room. Can you come quick?"