Novels2Search
Eternal survivalist
Survive with puns

Survive with puns

MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR ………….,it fucking hurts.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The pain is like I am sitting on a surface of molten lava while taking a shower of radiation.

I pray to God. Please, oh heaven and earth give me the power

Give me the power to , curse you to death.

While pulling out an actual six inch nail out of his white ass.

Motherfuckerrrrrrrrahhhhhhhh. The pain @##@ ₹##₹@@&& … while continuing his curses which would have shamed the vocabulary of entire human civilization.

" Stop man! Stop! You are making the wound much more wider" came a hurried and panicked reply by Jack the college student of architecture.

Look man! just try to lubricate it with saliva it will help .

Mac replied to him “you faggot I am not taking a dick in my anus that I have to lubricate it.”

Support the creativity of authors by visiting Royal Road for this novel and more.

"Listen to me man it will really help !! Even dogs do it." Stated jack

Mac looked him dead in the eyes ………

A heavy silence continued….broken by heavy angry breathing.

Mac told jack with hidden anger in his voice" just stop with the jiberrish or I will put this 6 inch nail into your nipples."

Jack replied in silent mumbling voice well," They are already pierced by my X girlfriend 's bf ,so you cannot do anything on that region".

Mc while sanitizing and wrapping up her hand with bandages heard some intaligble noise "What did you say..???"

Jack seeing Mac is really pissed replied " I was just ..nothing..nothing...!!"

Jack was lucky enough to stop his blabbering at the right time otherwise he would really have been actually pierced in another unhygienic place instead of just nipples.

Well soooo ,looking up , down , left , right... ..

"where the hell are we????" Asked Mac to see if the sky would answer him.

or not.

Jack replied " oh ,I know ..., I know it is a forest."

Mac facepalmed and doubted his existence for entire five minutes and then came to an immediate and justified conclusion that the best he can do with this faggot is to eat him in dinner even if it is said that cannibalism is a sin. He would be in my menu list until I get a way to survive in this unhabitable unhospitable , DESSERT .AND THIS DESSERT IS NOT A FUCKING FOREST. Dear God I am really gonna kill this stupid jack someday .thought Mac in his mind imagining all kind of gruesome torture technique he got specialsed in for becoming a top killer specialist.

And when Mac stood up with joint creaking and muscles aching ,his hamstring muscle got cramped and he spectacularly fall over a cactus which have tiny pointy metal thorns .

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK..

Previous Chapter
Next Chapter