Ouch! God damn! I said to myself Is this the start? I've no idea where I am, Though it's quite beautiful it seems to be a vast plain that looks like it never ends. I can look in all direction and it's just endless grass, I have to say it looks quite beautiful.
But what the hell am I supposed to do? I heard mention of conquering the world but I have no idea where to start.
I guess there's no point in me sitting around but as I get up I hear that voice say "Welcome to the New World!" I look behind me and I see where the voice is coming from. Behind me is a female child who looks to be around the ages 8-10 Is this what an actual loli looks like? She has long flowing blonde hair and beautiful emerald eyes, I figure she'll be quite attractive when she grows up.
I then proceed to ask after my awkward observation, What's the New World? I'm quite familiar with the concept of the loli gods in video games and in stories I've read before so that's why I didn't have an adversely negative reaction. Though I feel like I've come straight out of a fantasy
The new world is my world! It's filled with all sorts of fantastical creatures and different races we have Elves, Dwarves, Beastmen, Humans(Of course) everything
I can see that this loli-god is quite happy with herself for creating this world as she goes on endless tangeants about all the different species; I honestly have no time for this Even though I technically have all the time since I have no responsibilities in this world, yet anyways Hey Loli-God! can you cut to the chase and tell me how I can conquer this world?
Oh-Hoh aren't you in a rush. I have a name you know it's Seraphimindel; Holy shit I interrupt that's quite a long name there, I'm just going to call you Loli-God and that's that
Hmmph whatever, It's not like we'll be interacting for long, just ask me what you need to know says the Loli-God.
Welp, that's true. You're a god whereas I'm a mortal you probably have you godly things to do. I'll just ask my questions then
1st and foremost! I exclaim it looks like I must've caught her off guard What am I supposed to do, How do I get stronger?
The loli-god says it's really quite simple, all you have to do is choose a class and kill things from there to strengthen up.
Alright I say what're the classes?
The next thing that happens is a list pops up quite a long one showing all the classes.
Classes Damage Type Short Desc Knight Physical(Close)
Standard close range Balanced type of fighter
Typically serves under kings
Paladin Physical(Close)
Holy warrior, Close range Support type
Typically serves under churches
Guardian Physical(Defensive)
Pure defensive type with a few offensive capabilities
Usually works for whoever needs guarding, Nobles Kings, Etc.
Assassin Physical(Stealth)
Glass Cannon close range as the name says they're assassins sneaky and hard hitting but weak defense
Usually works as an assassin in a guild/hired hitman
Rogue Physical(Stealth)
Like an assassin except a little boost in defensive capabilties as well as thievery
Usually solo workers
Ranger Physical(Ranged/Close)
Long range physical attacker similar defense as a rogue they use bows and throwing knives can use blades to
Usually works in groups of others to provide ranged offense
Archer Physical(Ranged)
Like a ranger except not really compatible with blades more heavily attuned to bows and arrows more abilities for their bows
Also work in groups to provide only ranged support
Wizard Magic(Offense) Flexible magic offense type; Uses the elements in their favor Fire, Water, Earth, Wind and their subcategories Warlock Magic(Offense/Summon) Connected to the otherworld can use dark type magic as well as summon demonic familiars Necromancer Magic(Summon) Connected to the otherworld mainly use the corpses of their enemies to use as familiars to fight for them can manipulate "Death Magic" Priest Magic(Healing) In prayers tobtheir gods they can be used to provide support and healing for others as well as certain boosts to their stats
Wow, that's a nice little selection I say to the loli-god, But I have one question that's been nagging at me since I started reading this, what makes me different from others? How'll I end up conquering the world if I have no advantage over others? Or do I have an advantage?
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Well Joseph, You do have a few advantages over the regular people on ths world first and foremost you'll level faster then everyone else by quite a bit whatever class you choose will gain an evolutionary benefit once you reach the cap of your level, So when you reach level 100 the class you choose will evolve, Also! everyone else caps out at level 75 and you can also learn one additional class once you evolve your first class.
I see. that does seem like quite an advantage but it'll be a little bit until I'm superior to others it seems Alrighty then, what class to choose let's think here for a bit, I intend to choose a magic class but which one, Alright! I've decided I choose Wizard. How do I view my stats?
Simple just say Show Stats
Alrighty then Show Stats!
Joseph, Level: 1 EXP: 0/10 Points Health/Endurance: 25/25 5 Intelligence/MP: 50/50 10 Strength 3 Agility 5 Dexterity 5
I see, so judging by these stats, Endurance directly equates to health and intelligence directly equates to MP(Magic Power)
It also seems that intelligence also equates to how much damage my magic does seeing as there's no other magical stat, Interesting.
Bingo! I knew I picked correctly, that's exactly how your stats work says the loli-god, Also if you couldn't've guessed that I would've killed you like all the others.
Woah, You've brought people here before?
Yes a few times, but don't worry they're all dead!
Hmm, I see that's good makes it easier for me to conquer
Oh nonono! You're going to have an enemy it's what makes all good stories great! You're the bad guy and you have to kill the good guy!
Ughh, Seems like extra work, So all I have to do is kill this "Good guy" and I'll be free to take over the world?
Yup, Maybe, I don't know as long as you're not stupid and fall off a cliff at the peak of your power then you should be fine!
Wow, someone actually feel off a cliff when they were about to do something great?
Yup! It was hilarious he was so stupid! Hahahaha!
Damn loli-god you're quite the monster.
Any more questions Joseph?
Yeah, How do I see my skills and use them?
To look at your skills just say Show skills! and to use them just say their name, once you get strong enough at a skill you won't even need to say their name just think about it.
Alright then, Show Skills!
Skills Level Short Desc. Move type Fireball 1/50 Simple, Basic fire type move: Creates a ball of fire Active/Fire Charge 1/50 Stops you from moving but allows you to regenerate MP faster Active/MP Manipulation
So, I guess judging by the move types It seems there're passive and active type moves as well as actual element types, It's interesting.
Bingo again! At least you're not a complete idiot.
Alright Loli-God, I guess that's all. everything else seems self-explanatory.
Alright goodbye!
The Loli-God then proceeded to dissapear in a puff of blue smoke, quite childish like her own image.
Alrighty then let's do this! time to find some enemies and burn them to death. That's what I'd like to say except for the fact that there's no enemy nearby for me to burn to a crisp, I guess I'll have to start looking "Grr" Shit I'm still hungry, I've alsso noticed that even though I got teleported here when it was midnight it's the middle of the day here.
Maybe I was sleeping until it was daytime then I got dropped in these plains. I guess that's what makes the most sense but damn, I need to go find something to eat.
GOD DAMNIT! I exlaim loudly, I've been searching for an hour now and nothing for me to Eat or Kill!
That's when I heard it: Snorting like a pig noise, I approach quietly, and I see it, It's about half my height and twice my width, I'm so excited to get something to eat I quite literally start salivating, I moved forward, "SNAP"
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Fuck me! I stepped on a twig! I begin backing up slowly, but the damage is done, The boar starts running at me, Fuck!
Fireball! I scream and I shoot a ball of fire at it, the fire completely explodes upon impact and I end up burning it completely, It seems I overestimated this boar.
I approach it and dig in, It's already cooked so I may enjoy it whilst I can, I then proceed to eat as much as I can which is about 3 Pounds worth of boar meat it was delicious.
Hmm, Did I get anything from that kill?
Show Stats!
Joseph, Level: 1 EXP: 5/10 Points Health/Endurance: 25/25 5 Intelligence/MP: 40/50 10 Strength 3 Agility 5 Dexterity 5
Ah-hah! I gained 5 Experience from that boar, I just need to kill another one and I can level up, I'm guessing most people wouldn't even gain one experience from that boar. It also seems like fireball takes 10 MP to cast
But for now, I'm getting a bit thirsty now, I wish I got an item bag of sorts to store items, like an inventory but I guess that's not how it goes in this world, maybe I can buy an inventory of sorts, so for now I guess I'll just leave the corpse here.
I walk for 5 more minutes then I hear water running, I rush towards the water and I see a stream, quite a nice stream and would you look at that! there's 2 more boar over there!
Fireball!
Fireball!
Nice! Two easy kills haha, I love it!
View Stats!
Joseph, Level: 2 EXP: 2.5/20 Points: 3 Health/Endurance: 25/25 5 Intelligence/MP: 23/50 10 Strength 3 Agility 5 Dexterity 5
Hmm, I gained 3 points that level, I also noticed that the EXP from a boar got cut in half and the EXP to level got doubled, interesting. Welp, I guess I should assign those points then.
Two Into Intelligence and one into Endurance
Joseph, Level: 2 EXP: 2.5/10 Points Health/Endurance: 30/30 6 Intelligence/MP: 60/60 12 Strength 3 Agility 5 Dexterity 5
Nice, when I put points into a category I also gain the MP/Health back, Nice!
Welp, I might as well drink some of this water then.
Refreshing! Nice, Quite enjoyable.
I got up from the stream and I look down it, I notice something that I wasn't expecting I can see the smoke from a village rising into the sky about one Kilometer away.
Finally! Civilization time to learn some things.