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Chapter Ten: BugFix I

Chapter Ten: BugFix I

So I have all kind of things I had to do today. Relasing this exactly at 12 am. Still today right.... Please....

Here it is.

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A sudden thump is heard as a man falls to the ground out of nowhere, “Ahh. That hurt, what is this stuff on my face? The smell…” As that man proceeds to past out landing into the fresh, wet manure face first. The clear sky shows there are clouds moving unnaturally to that man’s location. Gradually getting darker and darker, some nimbus clouds appear as it starts to drizzle.

A man in floral green patterned robe with dark green overalls underneath, “Oh it’s not supposed to rain today, I guess I better go bring in the quiqui in the barn” said with hint of worry. Opens the up the barn doors, and sees his herd of quiqui gathering in a circle for some odd reason.

Up in the sky a small portal opens up and a small sphere is falling out at terminal velocity.

“Wait I think I remember what happens at this point. Guh, I land it poo. I don’t want too takeout over my body just yet. Hey system can you hear me? Can you slow my descent down or stop it?” shouted by the sphere, Rain, as he pasting through clouds as it is starting to turn from a light drizzle to extreme weather.

Moments past as no response by system to sphere Rain, now back on the ground as human Rain wakes up to the sound of thunder and lightning.

“Holla mast'r, i am the one thee calleth as system but mine own new nameth is alt'r ego.” Promptly said in a Shakespearean speech. “What the hell are you talking about can you speak a bit better. I can’t understand that crap you saying.” A peeved off Rain shouted at himself, more like his shadow if you can call it that. 

“Aren't thee a did bite malapert sir…”, Rain heard a sort of snicker in his head, “Thou can’t thy take thee joke I, AlterEgo or A.E for short was playing a joke on you my good sir. Oh and yes I can reduce you to a halt” If a shadow can smile that would be how A.E is at the moment.

The ball stopped in midair shining like a diamond, blinding the human Rain, the quiqui, and the approaching man cow.

As Rain is looking up at the sky at that object, “Did I summon Shandong, where are the draagon Balls. Is it one or three wishes again?”

The herd of quiqui start to run around the foreign man, “MOOOO moooooooo”, as they start to butt him with their head and swat him with their tails. Picking up dust and poo flinging around the pasture.

In a deep, dark voice travels throughout the pasture, equally shocking the human Rain and the man cow.

“I AM YOUR GOD, BOW DOWN TO YOUR LORD. FAIL TO DO SO THY YOU WILL BE SMITED WHERE YOU STAND.” As those words are being stated the ball starts to hover over Rain and continuously smacking him in the head. “Which god are you….? Moooooo~” said wearily by the cow man.

Rain taking the blows by the godly sphere, “Oi, what the fuck are you doing to me. Why only are you hitting me? Why not that thing over there to”, one final thump from the sphere downed Rain as he tumbled to the ground in pain.

“YOU THEIR COW MAN…WAIT…*COUGH*…JOVEN…YOU WILL AID THIS MAN UNTIL HE IS ABLE TO ADJUST HIMSELF TO THIS WORLD. HE IS A HERO, TREAT HIM AS ONE AND YOU WOULD BE GREATLY AWARDED…”, the voice disappears as the sphere entered the man’s body.

Sudden the ever still man, rose to his feet and yelled, “IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK. Oh hey Joven, what’s hanging?” as Rain is waving his hands and beaming a smile at the cow man.

Looking puzzled Joven stated, “Do you know me? Moooooo~” Rain started to walk over to Joven as that happened he told A.E to display both, his and A.E’s sheets.

RainRaceEchoranClassEqualizerTitles:OtherWorldlyJobEnforcerHealth Points100/100Mana100/100StatsStr10 + (3*DP)Will10 + (9*DP)Int10 + (7*DP)Memory10 + (3*DP)Sta10 + (2*DP)Dex10 + (5*DP)Luk10 + (7*DP)Divine Points0.0Minions:A.ESkillsNONEAbilitiesNONETalentsAstral MindRosetta StoneEquilibrium (locked)Console command

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AlterEgoRaceEchoranClassEqualizerTitles:One Who Cannot be SeenJobShadow GuardHealth Points1000/1000Mana1000/1000StatsStr5 + (3*DP)Will5 + (9*DP)Int5 + (7*DP)Memory5 + (3*DP)Sta5 + (2*DP)Dex5 + (5*DP)Luk5 + (7*DP)Divine Points0.0Owner:RainSkillsEthereal Integration (Max level / Custom) AbilitiesCreeper scowl Unseen hand TalentsAuxiliary soul Independent Mind iSystem

As time slowed down to a crawl, a communication between A.E and Rain starts.

{

Rain: Oh there are new abilities and what happen to my Debug Goggles? Also wasn’t I partial Echoran, why am I a full?

A.E: Many of your skills have been converted into high-spec versions. Debug Goggles has been converted into “Console Command”, which access to the root commands in this world. It is very similar to Debug but needs one DP too active. Next, is Peerless Insight has been converted into “Rosetta Stone”, which translates any foreign data viewed over time and add that to the user's mental cortex. Also when active it drains the user’s stats of that particular range. Also able to learn or copy skills, abilities and even talents at an obscene rate.

Rain: Um you forgot something.

A.E: Rain, let me catch my thoughts, I’m not the same as before I’ve been given a biological form. For that outcome I am able to stabilize divine energy within myself, thus allowing you to obtain full access to the Echoran race.

Rain: Why are you talking so normal? Can you tell me more about Equilibrium and why its locked? What does that mean?

A.E: In your head, I have the same tone and speech pattern as you but outside I have an independent persona that is completely different from you. As you can recall, Equilibrium, was used by that enforcer and Harris gave it to you to use. The reason why it is locked it is to prevent you or me from abusing its power. The current setting is to negate a specific title, “OtherWorldly” so that you can be on even ground against heroes.

}

Shifting back to real time, Joven looks at me still confused. As we walk in the barn, Rain jumps on that hay stack, “This is the life right, Joven.” Yet again puzzled Joven,” Um, I guess so. Oh I have to tell you something. Did you use any magic? If you did someone would be coming from the town up the road to verify the cause of that issue. They come here a lot cause I’m a magician.”

A single white dove appears out of nowhere and flies out of the barn. Now Rain is looking like something lame just happen, “Um… What was tha…Ah never mine great trick.”