Prologue

Alek here! I'm a 17-year-old teenager with average looks and average grades. . . I wish!

You know what they call me in school? The bum, Sleeping Idiot, Walking sack of sarcasm, you get the idea, I'm a person who's avoided by everyone, that's right everyone!... What? You thought I'd have something like a beautiful Class Representative that is also my childhood friend? Yeah right, what is this an anime?

It's been like this ever since four years ago, when 'It' started happening, I was walking home from school when suddenly a flash of light blinds me and when my eyes finally adjusted I'm in this room surrounded by these old geezers wearing white cloaks. No, they're not kidnappers, I wish they were though, They're not my relatives either.

They're Gods, that's right, Gods. Even though they were minor Gods they were still Gods. They each had their own seat made out of stone which looked like marble which had beautiful designs carved all over them, Every one of them wore the same white robe and sat on similar thrones, all but one.

Unlike everyone else he didn't have white hair or grew a beard that reached the floor, he had no hair. period. He didn't even have a face. He had a well-trained body and wore a white Toga. By well trained i meant his body looked like The Rock and Arnold Schwarzenegger had a baby, but instead of a head he had this orb of light which by the way was the only source of light in this room, aside from his already intimidating looks he had this intense aura around him that made you just want to kneel down and worship him.

That's right, its God. Not just any god, THE God, the one that made every other God, which in turn general their own universes or realities. I felt a lot of emotions at that time like, confusion, respect, anxiousness, and fear. While I was still panicking Orb Head raises his hand and a voice that sounded as if it was coming from the heavens started to speak.

God: "Welcome chosen one!"

Chosen one, such a cliche title I know. Well, whatever.

He starts to tell me this long ass story of how every hundred earth years or so a mortal is chosen to be his Errand boy Champion, whose job is to go to ‘Realities’ that his Minor gods made and fix the balance of good and evil. That’s right, just like in one of those light novels where the main character gets transported into a different world where he meets these beauties and makes a harem. Shit, if that’s how it actually happened I wouldn’t be here complaining.

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In light novels, the Main character is this weakling that’s given cheat abilities by God or some powerful being. After getting these abilities he somehow masters them almost immediately, and in his journey to slay the Demon King or whatever his harem increases. It’s the perfect job right? As if! First things first, Its EXTREMELY hard to master these cheat powers, In my first ‘Reality’ I almost blew my head off practicing magic! They said the fireball spell was for beginners and was really weak, how the fuck should I have known that my cheat ability would enhance magic attacks, That wasn’t a fireball that was a fucking missile!

‘At least you had some sort of intimate relationship with the princess of the kingdom or any other female that joined your quest right?’ What do you think? Here’s the thing about people, when you know that something is dangerous you tend to stay as far away from it as possible. Well, what can be more dangerous than a person who can turn a basic spell into a weapon of mass destruction? In fact, out of all my ‘Errands’ I had absolutely no love life at all!

No, I’m not bitter, I’m just pissed that some of them didn’t even thank me after I defeated the demon king, they just plopped me down a portal to send me back, what assholes! Being a hero sucks! That’s why when my ‘Errands’ require me to bring Evil into that certain ‘Reality’ I have the best time of my life! Just imagine, you have unlimited power and no one's going to stop you! Sure they send some heroes after me but why should I care? They can't beat a veteran like me. I know every trick in the book, rookies like them can't even lay a finger on me! Alright were starting to get off topic, what I’m trying to say is that this “God” is so fucking lazy! He could just snap his fingers and it would fix itself, but Noooooo~ he wants me to fix it for him! Wait no, not lazy, he's just an asshole! Tch.

After a few hundred ‘Errands’ Missions I learned to just give up and try to enjoy his little missions. In case you’re wondering this is how ‘Gods’ summoning works. One second I'm sitting in the classroom then a flash of light blinds me for a few seconds. It hurts, trust me. Then when my vision comes back I’m either inside the castle as this worlds Hero, or sitting on a throne in that worlds ‘demon continent’ as its Demon King. No warnings, no schedules no nothing.

Right now I’m sitting in my classroom trying to fall asleep, sadly it's not that easy. After a few years doing Gods ‘Errands’ it becomes hard for you to relax and let your guard down. So here I am, trying to fall asleep when a sudden flash of light blinds me. Wait how the fuck was I blinded when my eyes were closed!? FUCK he’s messing with me!!

I shrug as I wait for my eyes to adjust, here we go again, another ‘Errand’ from God himself~ Sigh...

As soon as my eyes adjust the familiar arrangement of The royal family surrounded by a small army is seen.. but wait.. there's something different...

I look around and see that not only me but my whole class got summoned! What the hell!? I suddenly hear a voice in my head which makes me even angrier, that’s right, its God.

God: “Have fun Hero”