The Beginning. The Beginning of greatness is always ordinary. But that is what makes them Great. The birth of the great Cpt.Rachet however, was of no ordinary quality. He was of the highest birthing quality! He wasn’t always known as the Captain as a child he was called cappy or cappy-tan. But the point was that from birth, he was recognized as pure greatness given form. Science says his very existence was impossible, but the true history tells us of his rise and fall, how he invented the lightsaber and has been 21 for almost 300 years.

His achievements are things of world renown, his life a majestic movie that has no equal. The things he could tell you, they would ruin your mind and ravage your soul. Is he just the man who stalks the RRL Chatwing? Or is he really something much, much more. The true story that has been hidden for centuries is becoming unraveled

This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.

His journey has been long and arduous, his life very, very, unpredictable. Who is he really? That is what you need to find out, for he is the most interesting man in the world! The father of the Dos Equis Man.

This is his biography, the life of Cpt. Rachet.