"He has awaken Captain."

"Good, bring this blue thing with you, I have to ask him some questions."

The captain and the messenger went down the bridge, to go to the sick bay.

"Remember, you have lost your memories, only when the captain sees no threat in you can we be able to leave this ship safely, and find one of his enemies' to fight another day."

The musketeer whispered to Sergei Leian. Both of them didn't have to wait long for the captain and the messenger with the qualis gem arrived not long after the musketeer stop whispering.

"Captain, this is the man known as Jack Sparrow."

Philippe Scrowe looked at the one named "Jack Sparrow" in front of him. This young lad fished from the sea looks so weird. Everything in his face is so narrow, Philippe never imagined that a person could look so wretched, but you cant blame Philippe for judging Sergei Leian like that. Blame the controller who made the avatar look like that instead, he adjusted all the sliders to fit the narrowest setting after all, making Sergei Leian look like a rat who had just finished giving birth to a litter of a thousand rat pups. Not only did Philippe notice the weird face, he also noticed the very cold glare and killing intent from the eyes of the man.

"I don't like the look in your eyes, boy."

"I don't like what you did to me either."

"Is that your way of thanking the one who saved your life? Mr. Jack Sparrow."

"I'd rather die than thank you, pervert. By the way, I'm not Jack Sparrow. My name is Sergei Leyan.

...

"What?"

All 3 people we're shooked. The first was the messenger, after learning that Jack Sparrow wasn't his real name, for he was the one who introduced Sergei Leian as Jack Sparrow to the captain. The second one was the musketeer by the bedside, for Sergei Leian destroyed his overarching grand plan totally based on Sergei Leian pretending to have memory loss. The third was Philippe, for he has been called a pervert by a total stranger, so he looked at the musketeer weirdly, thinking that this fool is most likely the one giving strange ideas to Sergei Leian.

"I think we need to set this matter straight first before proceeding, what say you people?"

Philippe said to the people around him.

"Fine by me" "Okay" "Sure, I have time" "Let me get some sunflower seeds first"

"You, go ahead first."

"If you're not Jack Sparrow, then why did you told the warbreed that he almost caught Jack Sparrow?"

"(So, that monster is called a warbreed.) Well, I didn't say I was Jack Sparrow. I only said quote, this is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow, unquote. Well, you caught me, but not Jack Sparrow."

"Hmm, you really didn't say that you were Jack Sparrow, now that I think of it, why would I ever believe those warbreeds, they look pretty daft, being half-ogre and so."

"Fair point, fair point."

"I'mma relieve myself first, go on without me."

"Then who is this Jack Sparrow? Is he an assassin?"

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"I don't know about any assassin, but he is a pirate."

"What about the Black Pearl?"

"Captain Jack Sparrow's ship, fastest in the Carribean."

"Where is the Carribean?"

"I don't know. But from what I can reckon from you guys not knowing about it, it could be pretty far from here."

"Then what about the million people with you?"

"Ohh, they don't exist. Only me."

"Then why did you say that you have one million people?"

"I was hoping for someone to overhear that, participate in the commotion and rescue me from the hands of that monster. But it seems to be of no use at all, so let's just pretend that I didn't say that."

"Well, lying is not a very nice thing to do, Mr Leian. You should be ashamed of yourself."

"How am I supposed to deal with a huge being barreling his way towards me with his very muscular body? Am I supposed to just accept the fact and welcome him while saying, "What would you like dear customer, coffee, tea, or me? I can't even say enjoy your happy meal at the end, Look how thin I am, who would be happy eating this scrawny guy with more bone than flesh."

"You do have a point. Captain, my doubts have been resolved, I have no questions to ask anymore."

"Hell, it's about time you finish. Who's next?"

"I think the second guy went to relieve himself. Let's skip him first."

"So, Mr. Sergei Leian, why did you call me a pervert? We seem to have no past interactions. Aren't you a little too bold to call me that upon us seeing each other for the first time?"

"Well, the guy here by the bedside told me that you did unspeakable things to me while I was unconscious."

"Rest assured Mr. Leian, that nothing unspeakable has happened to you from the time when the warbreed brought you back up to now."

"Hmm, you have the look of a man who has a lot of problems and your life is probably too miserable enough. I guess I'll have to trust you on this."

"Has the second guy came back yet?"

"Not yet."

"I'm gonna proceed with my questions first, so Mr. Leian, why were you found in the middle of the ocean?"

"Mr. Captain, will you believe me if I say I was teleported there?"

"Yes, it's perfectly understandable, Charlotte felt enough Mana was used for the teleportation of a single person. I suppose that was you, perhaps? Which brings us to the next question. Where are you from?"

"First, let me ask you, Mr Captain, have you heard of Pendor?"

"Pendor? That word is unfamiliar to me. Is that the place where you came from?"

"You could say that."

"Anybody want something to eat. I just passed by the galley and the chef has made some hors d'oeuvres.

"Nah, still got sunflower seeds."

"Get me a cup of coffee."

"Can I get some soup?"

"A cup of tea for me."

"???"

"I mean tea with a bit of milk. A milktea, if you will."

"Finish your sentences monsieur, if I don't know any better, I might label you as an elven spy."

"Noted, I guess I'll be the one to go back there, right?"

"I mean, who else is here to do that? Mr Leian here is currently indisposed, this milktea guy here is currently carrying something, and I'm the captain here, why? Do you expect me to ask Mr Leian here what type of soup he likes?"

"Any soup will do, I'm famished enough that I think I can eat anything."

"Well, I'm gonna go now, you guys get on with your conversation."

"What are we talking about again?"

"Elves. I heard you say elves. Are you talking about real elves capable of magic, not magicless noldor elves secluding themselves from the world, still stuck on delusions of grandeur from their glorious past?

"Mr. Leian, any race is capable of magic, as long as you have the gift and the willingness to learn. But your description about elves seems to fit my exact same idea about them. To me, long eared wussies secluding themselves from the world, stuck on their achievements from the past are elves, no matter what other name they call themselves as."

"Cool, now let's stop talking about elves and get back to the real topic? You did say you were from this place called Pendor.

"Yes, I was merely hanging out with my friendly neighbors the Noldor when they suddenly drew their swords out and tried to cut me, I fought back, things happened and then suddenly, I killed them all(well, almost all who fought back), a weird voice sounded from the skies, then I just found myself in the middle of the sea."

"Could it be a god? But only staying on the mortal realm? Most gods just ascend to the next realm and don't stay too long on our realm due to lack of divine energy they need to live."

"Probably, and she's pretty stingy too, she can't even give me her bow, she only let me borrow it for a little bit to deal with some barbarian army. I did not even get to play with it cause not long after I captured the barbarian leader Wolfbode, the bow just magically disappeared in my companion's arms."

"Then, do you know how to return to this place called Pendor?"

"Depends, can you tell me where are we first though, and give me some maps too, I need to look at something."

"Let's do that another time then, this was found in your hand during the rescue? Can you tell me what this is?

The messenger carrying the qualis gem then moved forward to give the gem to the captain, who promptly turned it to Sergei Leian for him to look at.