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Chapter 3: Ages: 2 and STATUS

Chapter 3: Ages: 2 and STATUS

*Revised but not pr

*Not much changed

*And i will stop throwing up onto the screen and posting it to the net and will add more detail and length to my chapters

Continued

Age: 2 yrs old

"Wi..." Everything seems to have turned abnormally black and i have pieces of some kind of rock in my mouth, tastes like dirt, probably clay though. Feeling for where my neck should be i feel around it trying to figure out what it was that was holding me, when i had an epiphany. These are the clay bricks in the interior walls. Wait why the Fuck am i in a wall?!! Hardening my tail i destroy all the brick constricting me, afterwards i fall to the floor and dust myself off before turning around to Hilda.

"For some unknown reason, a second ago, i seemed to have grown an abnormal desire to be with the wall as i jumped straight at and through it, without taking into account my surroundings, so i apologize to you three, but Ms. Hilda will you become my wi.."

Everything is black once again and i seem to be deeper into the wall as my shoulders are even in it. Does this wall have a magnetic attraction to me like WTF!

Wall-neechan i know you love me and i love you to for protecting me from both the elements and prying eyes, but neechan~ get the fuck out of my way. As i say this i imbue my tail with lightning and destroy all the wall within a foot of my head and as i free myself i throw in a fire bomb that further destroys the surrounding before a wind vortex sucks in all the rubble into a super compressed ball in the middle of a 2 meter round hole in the wall.

Dusting myself off once again I turn back around again. That's a lot of again's. Upon turning i can see both of my minions hiding behind Hilda. "I'm sorry once again i don't know what's gotten into me for me to feel so attracted to a wall, when there's a woman as beautiful as you in front of me."

"That's probably because i'm the one who sent you into that wall. Now will you quit with these jests?"Her voice was ice cold, kind of scary.

"Nonsense Ms.Hilda.” I can’t go for a now destroyed wall, “But on a more realistic note will you be my wi.."

"On a more realistic note I advise you to take a look behind you before you finish that sentence, to ascertain your destination before being sent there." Turning to the wall i see it fully repaired. I thought i was strong in this world, but you, you're a ghost! I will get you back for this I'LL KILL YOU!!! But for now i'm sorry senior. "Sorry for the disturbance that i seemed to have caused," saying so i indicate for my minions to come back to my side, which they do reluctantly, your insolence will be punished later. "Now why are we here again Ms.Hilda?"

"First you and Florence change into these outfits," pulling 2 suits out of nowhere, placing them on the table, and pointing at a door behind her that i didn't notice earlier. Grabbing mine i head to the door with Florence in tow. And as we walk away Hilda calls over Jasmine and pulled out a teapot. Where the hell is this stuff coming from?!

As soon as Florence closes the door behind us i start stripping out of my clothes, and when i got to putting on my pants i noticed Florence just sitting there blushing and watching me dress. Seriously dude i don't swing that way not even for you!

"Are you not going to get dressed Florence?" As soon as i ask him he starts vigorously shaking his head and turns an even deeper shade of red. By this time i starting buttoning up my shirt and throw on my jacket before looking down at my old, dirty, ragged, and torn clothes setting them on fire and then heading out. Stopping behind Hilda as she sips her tea i glance back at the door, it's slightly ajar, and through the crack i can see some kind of wrapping covering Florence's chest. Weird. I've just decided that Florence is just an overall mystery to me.

I feel an projectile aimed at the back of my head and rapidly closing the distance, barely dodging as it sweeps through where my head was. I had already pulled out my secret knife to kill the assailant. It's a hand. Hilda's Hand! WTF!! I KILL YOU WOMAN!! Stowing my dagger bac; into my shoe.

"Ms.Hilda you seem to have lost control of your motor functions, because your hand seems to have been coming for my head a second ago." As i stand up she retracts her hand back to her tea cup.

"It's impolite to peek when someone is changing." Huh? I just changed in front of him and you have a problem when i look at him... for a second? What the hell is wrong with your head!

"Something must be affecting your senses as well, because i just changed in front of him and you seemed to have no problem with that but when i take a look back and catch a glimpse of another man, you strike at me. Are you okay?"

She gives me a look as if i hit my head,"Florence is the furthest possible from being a man." No duh he's fucking 2 what, do you expect him to have a foot long and be waving it around?

Whatever. Looking down at myself and back at her,"I seem to be dressed appropriately now, so what did you want with me again?"

"Hold out your hand, young prince." She says the last part sarcastically. PROBLEM!

Stretching my hand out she places a crystal in my palm, and curls my fingers around it. Looking at the crystal in my hand its a transparent sky blue, and suddenly it starts to rapidly soak into my hand, right as i want to reclaim my hand the ghost talks.

"Say 'Status Activate'" Frowning i once again do as she says and suddenly i'm flooded with blue pop-up windows, and taking a step back only for them to follow me. "Say 'Skills Only.'" As i said it a big window disappeared with around 100 of the smaller windows and 3 medium sized ones, looking at the new windows i start to smile in anticipation. Knowing what they represent. My status being given to me, i'm ecstatic as i read.

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:TailoringBasic356%Do to your hard work continuously making....underwear you have unlocked the skill Tailoring

*6% easier to tailor and work with leather/clothes

You underestimate the power of underwear you damn window!

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:Wood CarvingIntermediate171%Do to your hard work making anything you can think of with wood you have unlocked the skill Wood Carving

*20% more effective when playing with wood

Fuck you mean more effective when playing with wood?! I'm coming for you!

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:Mana ManipulationIntermediate947%Do to your knowledge and continuous practice with mana you have unlocked the skill Mana Manipulation

*70% more cost effective when using mana

*Mana pool increased by 50%

That's what i'm talking about.

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:Lightning MasteryAdvanced110%Do to your hard work zapping anything within your sight at least once you have unlocked the skill Lightning Mastery

*40% more effective when using lightning spells

*-10% cost when using lightning spells

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:Fire MasteryIntermediate986%Do to your hard work angrily setting on fire all of your failed... underwear you have unlocked the skill Fire Mastery

*30% more effective when using fire spells

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:Wind MasteryIntermediate990%Do to your hard work angrily disrespecting wind by clearing away rubbish, ash, and even dust with it you have unlocked the skill WInd Mastery

*30% more effective when using wind spells

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:Tail MasteryAdvanced337%Do to your hard work being to lazy to use your hands and use your tail instead you have unlocked the skill tail Mastery

*Able to do everything an arm can do with your tail

*Able to freely extend and harden your tail(maximum length ∗2 your body length)

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:Lightning RodAdvanced520%Do to using your tail as a conduit for lightning you have unlocked the skill Lightning Rod

*Able to do enchant your tail with lightning

*20% less mana cost when using tail as a conductor

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:Fire BombIntermediate745%Due to you being too lazy to use fire magic on everything so you created a fire bomb unlocking the skill Fire Bomb

*Blows up and sets everything in 3 ft radius on fire

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:Wind VortexIntermediate815%Due to your dicking around with wind magic you have unlocked the skill tail Wind Vortex

*Sucks in everything within one meter of target into a compressed state

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:Sword Badassery MasteryAdvanced460%Your skill with the sword cannot be disputed so you have unlocked the skill Sword Mastery

*100% more effective when fighting with swords

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:Knife MasteryIntermediate337%Do to your unhealthy, for others, knowledge of how and where to stab with knives you have unlocked the skill Knife Mastery

The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.

*35% more effective when using knives

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:Projectile MasteryIntermediate337%Do to your hard work terrorizing the ankles of your servants with bow and throwing knives you have unlocked the skill Projectile Mastery

*Any projectile weapon is 35% more effective

*Able to enchant Projectiles

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:Dual WieldingAdvanced337%Do to your hard work destroying, the one whom protects you, pride as a swordsmen you have unlocked the skill Dual Wielding

*Anything done with 2 hands is improved by 30%

*+10 Agility

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:AcrobaticsBasic337%Do to your hard work running from your mother with every part of your body equally you have unlocked the skill Acrobatics

*Able to do use your legs as arms and can flex every part of your body freely

*+20 Agility

*+100 Stamina

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:Sense PresenceAdvanced128%Do to your uncanny knowledge of how detect any life force within 10 ft you have unlocked the skill Sense Presence

*Able to sense an existence and mana within 10 ft

*+100 Mana

Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:Hide PresenceAdvanced124%Do to your uncanny knowledge of how to hide your presence from prying eyes you have unlocked the skill Hide Presence

*Able to hide your strength from others and disappear from most trace/ detector spells

That's what i'm talking about i'm so fucking OP and i haven't even looked at my stats yet. ohohoOHOHOHo..

"If you're done looking at your skills say 'Status and Titles Only', should be funny, and take that evil smile off your face" huh what you say. That's what i thought. Today i shall spare your life for granting me these great boons.

"Status and Titles Only," The big window from earlier appeared, with the three medium sized ones behind it, big one first..

Status WindowName:Zeralith BolbecAlignment:NeutralLevel:1Class:PrinceRace:Half-Human, Half-Demon/DraconicGender:MaleTitlesLike a Monkey..., Curse Blessing of Arrinrhod, Sir Ankle Destroyer-Health:1180/1180Health Regen:12/ SecMana:3100/3100Mana Regen:31/ SecStamina:750/750Stamina Regen:7.5/ Sec-Strength:44Agility:50Vitality:36Intelligence:178Wisdom:200Leadership:-Luck:--Attack:44Defense:66Elemental AffinitiesLife:-Death:-Wind:60%Fire:60%Lightning:90%Thunder:-Earth:-Flesh:-Water:-Ice:-Racial Traits*Human Adaptability- Able to learn combat and magic in a wide range easier

*Demon/Draconic Tail- Able to harden, lengthen, and shape-shift tail

*Unknown

*Unknown

*Unknown

Yesssssss. I soo sooo soooo OP! Whats those unknown? Whatever, now these titles.

TITLENAMELike a Monkey...Level~Effects/DescriptionDue to your acrobatics and use of your tail and legs to get around at a fast pace pace monkeys( and any other primate) now have an affinity with you, and female apes will try to mate with you.

*Apes love you

*Learned language of the Apes(MAX)

TITLENAMECurse Blessing of ArrinrhodLevel~Effects/DescriptionA goddess of fertility has deemed it necessary to fuck with you the extreme and this is the result.

*Your body fluids( Sweat, Saliva, and even Pee ) are aphrodisiacs of the strongest quality and will depending on the dosage make a woman faint or extremely horny. ( Doesn't take effect till your 10th birthday )

*You can never get overweight, or have too much muscle, and women will find you beyond appealing making them want to possess you. ( Doesn't take effect till your 10th birthday )

*You can impregnate any female life form that you can fit your dick inside from dogs to the dragons of old

(Works on females who are barren or under a curse of infertility)

*In bed or similar situations you shall have an increase of 200% to stamina and 100% to vitality (To hold up your iron will)

*If you willingly allow a woman to swallow your cum and she enjoys the taste( subconsciously or consciously ) she will be given a blessing of a permanent 10% Increase to their stats( 10% of your stats )

*A women pregnant with your baby will have her gestation period reduced by 22%

*The baby will be born with a tenth of your stats at the time of conception. Tehehe

*Unknown

*Unknown

WHAT THE FUCK is this am i just a baby making/ pleasure tool for women. I will not take this lying down! Fuck you Arrinrhod! I'm going to fucking hideously scar my face and women won't even be able to look at me.

Title UpdateNAMECurse[/s] Blessing of ArrinrhodEffect Added

*Your face is unable to receive any scars or disfigurements from anything but holy or ancient legendary weapons

A single tear runs down my cheek as i look at the window closing it i look at the other window and nearly burst out crying.

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TITLENAMESir Ankle DestroyerDue to your abnormal destruction and knowledge of wherever someone's ankle is , while also clearing the restriction of accurately destroying 100 peoples ankles 100 times each and each time in exactly the same place as before. You have been granted the title Sir Ankle Destroyer.

*Ankle hits cause 60% more damage

New Skill Has Been CreatedSkill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:I Sense The AnkleMasterMaxTitle Sir Ankle Destroyer has absorbed skill Sense Presence and formed I Sense The Ankle

*You know the exact location of any ankle within a mile distance

*You can tag a specific ankle and track it from a distance of 3 miles( Ignores most presence hiding spells )

At this rate i'm going to end up committing seppuku to end the shame.

"Young prince, stop crying look at yourself in the mirror over there and man up, also show me your status. Say 'Show to Hilda'."

Saying it i walk over to the mirror and look at myself. I'm about 3 ft tall, my eyes are black with flecks of silver and gold curling up slightly at the end, my hair is the same but instead of flecks some parts have a silver and gold light tint and it flows just past my shoulders. My ears are slightly pointed and poke through my hair, my nose is also slightly upturned while my chin is round but sharp if you know what i mean. Looking down at my outfit, my undershirt is pale white with a faint silver tint, while my jacket is abyss black and has gold buttons and cuffs with a silver pin stripe down both sleeves. My pants are mainly abyss black as well with another silver pin stripe down the side, and my shoes are just solid black.

I have to admit i'm only 2 but i look better then most men at this point and it makes me want to cry. At the bottom part of the mirror i see Hilda still looking over my stats and for a brief second her face cracked a small smile before returning to stone. That was beautiful... Wait! Did that bitch just laugh at me( my stats )?! I kill you?!! Turning around with a smile on my face.

"Is their something funny Hilda? Because i would like to be let in on the jest." I begin walking over and stand across the table from her. It’s a small round persian table 3 feet of the ground and the teacups are still there from earlier.

"No nothing please sit it's time to begin your lessons."