Hello, everyone!

Did you think that the magnificent ruler of Criwetia dies?! "Ha-ha!" many times in your confused faces!

THE GREAT EL PRESIDENTE IS BACK!

The first book is on Amazon!

A little bonus below!

A dictionary of goblin's language (a very short one).

Mi - I

smarta/smart - smart

attacka - attack

bossa - boss, leader, a person who you must obey

masta - master, leader (less respected than 'bossa')

wanta - want

helpa/help - help

happa - happy

hurta/hurt - hurt

stupida/stupid - stupid

rewarda - reward

Mi smarta! - I am smart!

Mi smarta!!! - I am quite smart!/I'm very-very smart!

Mi need say (someone) - I need to talk with someone/ I need to tell (someone) something.

Mi need to report to (someone) - I need to report (someone) something; usually, this clause is used by the smart goblins in the official meetings, or if a goblin wants to show his intelligence to someone.

Your head is big ass! - You are a big fool!/Don't be ridiculous!

Mi can think a lot!; usually, it means that a person, who says it, thinks regularly and for a long time, therefore this person must be regarded as smart.

You tell shit! - You are a liar!

"move" can be pronounced as "mova".

"drink" can be pronounced as "drinka".

It's interesting!

The goblins are afraid of dogs. From ancient times these four-legged predators don't allow the goblins to steal food and chickens from villages. The fear of the dogs is in the goblins' blood.

Did you know this story is from Royal Road? Read the official version for free and support the author.

Now I will say a short speech, which El Presidente taught me, to reach 500 words limit!

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Thank you! Thank you! I hope my speech was interesting! What do you, my readers, think about this part "Blah! Blah!"? It sounds good, as for me, but, please, share your opinion with me.

Frankly, I had some doubts about this sentence "Blah! Blah!". It sounds not very earnestly, I guess. What do you think, readers?

But this part "Blah! Blah!"... This is a disaster. I believe I've failed this part of my speech. Now I understand that I would better say: "Blah! Blah!". Yes, it sounds logical! But... Okay, enough with my speech. I have reached my goal!