Uh...finally, I'm so full. If other people knew a pauper like me ate Rank S fruits as appetiser and Rank B materials as soup, they would go mad.
Just how can this slime get so many precious things like..like finding cabbages in his garden...
I really want to take a look at his status profile and find out how exactly can he be so lucky! Fortunately, I have the ability of appraisal.
[Activate Appraisal]
...
[Activate Appraisal]
......
This...this can only happen if his level or power limits are considerably higher than mines. Didn't we become spouses? It's common sense that married people can view each other's statuses at will. Why can't I see it...maybe we're not really married yet? Oh God, what am I thinking? Who wants to get married to a slime!
"Oh my, Eri is giving me such a hot stare. Do you want me that badly?"
"You!! Oh, be quiet...I just want to know, why can you find high ranking materials so easily? I thought that these kinds of things are born with curses that ward people off with illusions or something. Do you have an ability that cancels this out?"
"My Eri means, she wants to view my status?"
"Uh.."
He's straightforward enough...except this kind of private information...I've been so rude, would he really show it to me?
"I didn't think we would get to this stage so quickly. My Eri, if you look, if you look at my naked truth, even a cold-blooded slime like me would be shy."
The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.
Arghh ghhsvjdygodsxbuw!! This pervert!!!
"Be quiet!! No more!! Uhhh, how can it turn into this! You're twisting the situation with words, it's not like that at all! Just show me your status!!"
Eri grabbed the green-haired man by the shoulders and shook him with rage.
"Ah..I also like it when my Eri is violent. This is the first time you've taken the initiative to hold me in your arms."
"Pu- whose holding you! Show it!"
Tssss-
The front of the green-haired man's shirt ripped apart.
"..."
"..."
"My Eri, I'm afraid that this isn't the right way to check someone's status. There's no need to make excuses if you are that hungry for my body. Just tell me and you can see it anytime you wish."
Uhh...umm...wow...?...??! This white lustre and pore-less hairless baby-like skin. An 8 pack?! It's so symmetrical and finely divided. Each piece so divinely carved...
"You can touch if you want."
The green-haired man caught Eri's wrist and brushed her fingers over his blocks of muscles.
Hyaa!! I touched it!!
"My Eri, you have a nosebleed."
"Ah?"
The slime man's fingers reached under Eri's nose and the trickle of blood was sucked clean.
"You are drooling as well, fufuhu."
His finger slid down to the corner of Eri's lips.
"Ahh!! Take your filthy hands away! And, and, oh you dare, don't put it in your mouth!"
Slap!
The green-haired man held his beaten cheek with one hand.
"I also like it when my Eri is rough and violent."
"..."
God help me...save me from this demon...
"My Eri, will you look at my status?"
Ding! Ding!
Thank you, God!!!
⧫[Status Profile Displayed]⧫
[Slime]
Race: Evolved humanoid slime
Role: Husband of Eri, Fate-changer
Level: ???
Element: water (main)
Mental Power: 6800
Physical power: 87oo
Spirit Power: ???
Active skills:
• Cooking (Rank B)
Latent skills:
• Moisture gathering (Rank S)
• Attribute engulfing (Rank S)
• Body morphing (Rank S)
• Luck (Rank SSS)
• Exploration (Rank S)
• Enemy detection (Rank S)
• Camouflage (Rank SS)
• Body Space Storage (100 m2)
... ...
"That's it! It must be your luck! It's ranked triple S! You're a walking, living lucky charm!!"