[Deep Void] was extremely happy, after 1600 years of life his parents have finally agreed to give him an allowance. With the extra mana he would finally be able to hang out with his friends. He could even finally ask [Soft Rose in a Cerulean Flower Bed] out on a date!
He finally had it, his first dungeon starter kit. Now dungeons weren’t the only way gods earned mana, but it was one of the easier ways. It was mostly passive, giving advice here and there, maybe spending some mana to give it a boon. Therefore, it skirted around those pesky anti child labour laws, which wouldn’t let you work and start a religion till you were 1800 and finished school.
The starter kit was mainly a mana construct that would spawn a dungeon in the multiverse, give it some random starting parameters, install The System™, link the dungeon store, than link to the deity's mana bank. Doing this would net the entity half the extra mana generated from dungeon store purchases. Most adult deities had at least 10 dungeons for generating a little extra mana for treating themselves. Too many though and you’d get slapped with [Deity of Dungeons] title and no one wanted that.
[Deep Void] pulled the dungeon starter cube out of it’s boxed and set it down on the desk in front of him.
Would you like to begin dungeon generation?
Y/N
“Yeah! Hope it’ll be good!”
Selecting random dungeon type.
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Space Dungeon selected.
Typical structures to spawn in are as follows;
These dungeons spawn in space.
Derelict constructs(stations, ships, habitats)
Asteroids and Comets
Moons and dwarf planets
Sometimes the void of space
“Sweet, my dungeon is getting lazers”
Selecting random starting location.
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Active Pirate asteroid base.
Storage Room.
Black Tube Pirate faction location.
:Slogan:
“Our paste blackens our teeth!”
“Well that’s going to be hard, hopefully it can win. Well they’re more likely to just enslave it so i’ll still make mana.”
Generating Personality matrix.
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Male gender apparent selected
Selecting Personality traits.
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Possessive trait gained
“So far so Good”
Kind trait gained.
“What, wait why is that in the dungeon trait list!”
Charming trait gained.
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“What! The! FUCK!!! Why is my dungeon a bad teenage boyfriend!”
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Charming trait gained.
“What! The! FUCK!!! Why is my dungeon a bad teenage boyfriend!”
Personality generating…
0% complete...
The newly formed core wondered why the blue box seemed so mad. It, not yet having a personality or memories, couldn’t fathom it. In its limited capacity to think came to consider the blue box was mad, and regretted its own decisions quickly. Why give it kind and charming if it didn’t want him to have them.
Than it heard a noise in it’s slowly expanding domain from behind this storage container. It would later come to understand that this noise came from a door, and a person being thrown to the floor. The made more sounds that it would only later come to understand.
A woman's voice, “Do you know who I am? You will all hang for this!”
“Save it for later princess, your uncle wants you to never appear again,” a man states.
“Yeah, this is the best kind of job where we get to fuck and kill the target. Maybe if you’re good enough we’ll let you live a few weeks,” Another entity says before a door slams shut.
“Fuck, I’ll fucking murder you all,” The women screemed.
15% complete…
“What what was that? I might just salvage this dungeon! Hey dungeon roll over there and offer that woman a concubine contract! I’ll make you a lot stronger, trust me.”
The dungeon in its infinite wisdom choose to wait and see if the blue box would regret it’s decision.
20% complete…
“Come on, if you don’t do it before this completes you’ll regret it!”
The core in seeing the pain regret gave the blue box it decided, when threatened with regret, to follow it’s advice. Using a tiny amount of mana it began routing, slowly rolling towards where the sound came from. Soon a hog tied humanoid figure came into view on the floor. She was in the process of trying to slip her hands out of the ties.
“Just wait till I get out of these, throw me in a storage compartment will you? Weapons are stored in these places. We’ll see who has the last laugh,” The woman was whispering to herself as the Icosahedron bounces off her head.
30% complete…
Human contact, offer contract? Y/N
If yes state type.
The dice confirmed with concubine
Concubine contract selected.
Warning can be later upgraded to spouse contract.
Warning Personality matrix construction will pause till new concubine selects two minor traits and gives you a name.
Proceed? Y/N
The dice confirmed again, glad it was getting more free stuff.
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Herleva was busy trying to painfully wiggle her hand out of her constraints, while she was definitely not muttering to herself about the death of all these pirates… and her uncle… and that slut of a cousin… and her other cousin who married to slut to keep the family “pure”. Technology made the problem of inbreeding go away, but marrying your sister is still frowned upon. It was at that moment that something bumped her head and a blue box appeared before her.
Nameless Space Dungeon Core has offered you a concubine contract.
Benefits include;
Limited dungeon interface and control
Become canadid for wife contract
Naming the Core
Picking two minor personality traits
Death and dismemberment named creature dungeon clause -
Clause allows dungeon to “respawn” you encase of an untimely death -
Appropriate mana cost must be paid
Herleva blinked to herself, well that’s one way to get out of this. It was also more reliable than her current plan, Herleva always choose the reliable route, “Yes, I confirm in becoming the dungeon core’s concubine.”
‘If my cousin can rule after marrying her brother than I can after getting this rock to marry me proper,’ she thought to herself.
Please Select two personality traits.
‘Have to make this thing into a proper emperor candid, I won’t have someone weak as my husband!’
“I choose Ruthless and Loving”
Ruthless minor trait given.
Loving minor trait given.
Please select a name.
“Adalbert, after my grandfather,” she said to herself than thought, ‘This is like “Make your own husband 23rd edition”, great game design that one.’
Nameless Space Dungeon Core renamed to Adalbert.
Personality matrix generation continuing.
Major traits Possessive, kind, charming
Minor traits Ruthless, Loving
35% complete…
Herleva just stared at the blue screen, ‘Who the fuck put this dungeon together. If I had known kind and charming was already there I would have picked something more dungeony that loving… well looks like I’ll have to be the scheming, sly member of this duo!’
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“Well that could have been better… At least we got Ruthlessness out of it. Wait it would be bad it that went to charming or kind… hopefully Possessive and Ruthless get mixed.”