In a dark space, with no livng soul in sight.

'Hello, my name is Erik Smith Oliveiar and yes, i know my name isn't really normal, and no, i also have no idea what Oliveiar means.'

'Now i should probably start of with saying that yeah, i died in the most horrible way you could ever imagine, yes i am talking about That........ Okay, maybe not that gruesome but it certainly wasn't a very pretty way to go either, like, who dies of a heart attack doing sex, i was only 22 for crying out loud.'

'What? You thought i was horribly eviscerated and that simply dying while having a good time isn't that horrible at all, well to that i say, FUUUUCCK YOU!! I was so close to finally getting laid, everything had gone to plan, i had prepared everything. Candles, check, rose petals on the floor, check, amazing dinner, check, and so when i finally have everything down, i die a virgin. Oh you heard me right, a virgin... yeah i didn't even get to have fun with her before i died, i just had a heart attack while trying to put a condom on.'

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'Hmmm? who was the girl? well, i....... kind of can't remember........oh come on there's no need to shame me,it coul-'

"ERIK SMITH OLIVEIAR!"

'HOLY SHIT, there is actually someone here!? i have been talking to my self for hours and i ha-'

"QUIET! You have died and will soon reincarnate and so you must decide, what kind of life do you seek?"

'I......i.......i don't know, uuuuhhhhh, can i be like, you know ehhhh............ shit i have no idea, like, i truly have no-'

"AS YOU HAVE TAKEN TOO LONG THE CHOICE HAVE BEEN MADE FOR YOU!"

'what?'

Suddenly a force pulled in Erik and he was flung away straight into a portal which had just materialised.