“Hey system what can you do?”
Assessisst'sBeansInDevelopopmint
“So your here to assist me with something.”
Affermitive
“Ok, so what can you do?”
ShowStatiktesOffBeans
Well I’m not sure what it just said there. Let's see if it can fraise it in another way?
“What do you do then?”
Assessisst’sBeansInDevelopopmint
“I get that but what does that mean?”
ISoweBeansTaerStatikes
“Can you show me what you mean by that?”
YuWantTaPuolUpYorStatikes?
“I don’t know what you said. But sure, why not.”
Noma N/A Aig 27 Eeks Stength 10 Constition 10 Intellincels 10 Wioom 10 Chismals 10 Dextorty 10
Well that's an interesting development…
“Hey, system.”
Yeas
“Why are all of the numbers the same?”
NoOtterBeansToReffrins
“So if there was something else here they wouldn’t all be ten?”
Negativv
“Ok, why is that?”
NedSaumBeanTipe
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“So for there to be different numbers you would need a specific thing. Is there any way I can supply you with that?”
Negativv
Well crap.
“Can you at least tell me what all those words mean?”
NomaIsYurNoma AigIsHuwLungYoLievd StengthIsPhiscalMiht IntellinceIsThughtProsssingPuwr WioomIsMemryRecultion ChismaIsSocallCarpacty DextortyIsBodiConetrul
Well that didn’t clear much up…
I get that there is strength, intelligence, and dexterity, but I’m unsure of what they represent or what the others ones are. I don’t recall ever seeing anything like this before so I’m unsure of what it all could meen.
I know from the memories that I have that I’ve never seen an accurate numerical representation of a being abilities. And even if there was one, who would be the one to dictate what that was. No being could dictate that unless they had no bias. Even gods conform to some rules while holding their own biases. They have personalities just like every other living being in the universe. And while they do push those rules from time to time they are always put back into place by the others. For their power and authority cannot be contained within a few deity, but must be maintained by councils of deities that control their own individual facets of the mortals understanding. And when more understanding comes new deities are born and councils are organized. These councils of gods are called rings. An example being the Ring of Nature with their forty eight deities on that counsel.
There may be more than forty eight deities on the Ring of Nature if there are these other beings here.
The memories of the rings could be very different from the truth if these beings are also sentients.
Now that I think about it, wouldn’t it make more sense that the rings be larger than I remember them to be…
Well no use in trying to figure that out when I can’t get access to any information.
I wonder if the system knows?
“Hey, system. What can you tell me about the deities?”
DoongunCursHessNoDanties
“What?”
DoongunCursHessNoDanties
“I heard that. But I don’t understand what you're saying.”
DoongunCursAmdMunstasHiavNoDanties
“Well system I still don’t know what your saying right now there are too many words to try to work back into real words. Can you explain in detail?”
Sora DoongunCursAmdMunstasHiavNoDanties ThayHiveNootThaSentanceSpircThitPuwersDanties SooNoDantiesHiveBeaenBunFourEatterUfTowsBeans SoTaUniiverzAdapatadAfforNeonsAmdNeonsTaDevloopTaSystems BootEtUnlayMwodEtFerTaPoopulattidAries SoWheenNkuwAriesErPoopulattidNkuwSystemsBenginAktivtez
Let's think this through a bit.
The system said something about there being no deities. And then the universe, did something to the system?
Aaaaannnnnd, the system's message is gone.
“Can you repeat that system?”
Sora DoongunCursAmdMunstasHiavNoDanties ThayHiveNootThaSentanceSpircThitPuwersDanties SooNoDantiesHiveBeaenBunFourEatterUfTowsBeans SoTaUniiverzAdapatadAfforNeonsAmdNeonsTaDevloopTaSystems BootEtUnlayMwodEtFerTaPoopulattidAries SoWheenNkuwAriesErPoopulattidNkuwSystemsBenginAktivtez
Ok so what else can I pick out of this…
Nothing, well that's great.
I was hoping I could get some reliable information out of it. But with how rough the translation is I don’t think I’ll be able to get reliable information. And the Statikes thing wasn’t all that helpful either.
“Huuuuu, thanks anyway system”
YurWilcoom
I guess I’ll just work with what I’ve got…
I really don’t have much to work with…
And now I’m getting depressed…
I hope AI comes back soon…