Oppa’s note:
I am about sorry about the way the two MCs talk, it may seem like a Shakespeare play but, it was actually because the script was originally in colour. So instead I used B, for blue and R, for red and Liu was supposed to be in purple. Ya get it? Because red and blue make purple. And just so you know what B and R say,(they do not have names) no one can hear them, except each other, because they are Liu (well in her head). Watch the video 'You are two', by: CGP Grey, it’s very similar to this.
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In a dark space somewhere in the world....
*ping*
B: ‘That's weird. Someone’s trying to refine our little Niuniu.’
R: ‘No one should be able to do that though. Unless...they got into our house. Our HOUSE!’
B: ‘Hmph! Trespassing into our house and trying to refine our precious disciple! Who would do such a thing!’
R: ‘Then shall we beat the shit out of the culprit?”
B: ‘We shall!”
Liu snapped and a blinding light appeared.
“TRESPASSERS! HOW DARE YOU-uu...” In front of Liu was blank white. Liu’s face was filled with confusion, she turned her head to look in all directions but only found empty spaces of white welcoming her. She was expecting to see a scenery of grasslands and a house but found nothing instead.
“M-my house..” Liu slumped to the ground and crawled aimlessly on the white floor. She slumped down and laid her face against the floor sighing. “Who’s the person behind such cruelty? I came out to search for my little Niuniu, but found my house gone.” She sighed again. “My treasures gone.....” She looked to her left to once again find nothing. *sigh* “My garden! My garden....my pride and joy..ruined!”
“Hmmmm...that smell....*sniff sniff*”
B: ‘PAAUWH! Why does the air smell so foul, it absolutely does not have any qi at all!’
R: ‘DISGUSTING! So gross! No spiritual power or elements at all!’
*tch x3*
R: ‘Just how long was this place left untreated?!’
She crawled until she found a huge circular restriction spell on the floor.
B: ‘Wa so big!’
R: ‘Hehe, let us customize!’
She took out a brush filled with ink and began to fiddle with it. The end result, the restriction spell circle was turned into a horse face demon looking very seductively.
“Wow, that's cute.”
B: ‘Adorable indeed.’
(No it was not cute, but was extremely ugly.)
A ping of pain shot through Liu’s head.
B: ‘Owch! Our poor little Niuniu! Who dares use his soul to cultivate! But.... well...From the looks of it, we’re gonna to be stuck here for a while.’
R: ‘Sadly we are. Who in the entire universe would even have the guts to mess with us!’
She stared back at the seductive horse face.
B: ‘Whoever placed this spell is extremely powerful! Besides, our house is in a space rift, specifically made us! So It must’ve been a group of strong people that trespassed into our house, which means...that they had a...’
R: ‘Space magician! Fuckin hate those ignorant bastards! So that's how they traveled here and stole all our treasures! Awwah! I hate those pesky space magicians.’
B: ‘To out that to boot it seems they also had a highly skilled restrictive specialists. Hewhhehehe, who in their right fucking mind would bother going against us with brain power?”
R: ‘Ahhha you sly mothafucker, you got that right! Hahawhhehe.”
She snapped her hand; the huge restrictive seal on the floor began to slightly wiggle, transforming the seductive horse until it popped out of the ground. It walked toward Liu and lowered its head so that It could be petted. “Master, what would you like me to do?” The horse spoke with a disgustingly deep voice.
B: ‘Should we break it? I'm too lazy to though.’
R: ‘Stupid then don’t! Why make a servant if he ain’t gonna do anything fo ya?’
“Break the rest of the spell.” She waved her hand away and brought out a saddle placing on top of the horse. “As you wish Master.” The horse neighed happily as Liu got on top of it. It turned around stomped on the restriction; destroying it.
R: ‘Was that supposed to be easy for him to break?’
B: ‘Bruh, we made him. A servant of ours must possess power and cuteness.’
R: ‘True.’
“Now let us leave this place!” Shouted Liu!
Liu flapped her sleeves creating a new restriction on top of the previously destroyed restriction. The horse jumped in without hesitation. But, to their misfortune they ended up in another whitespace.
R: ‘What in the world?’
B: ‘How, how?’
R: ‘So the space Mage knows how to make advanced rifts?’
B: ‘Hmph, we can also make those too.’
“Master, it appears that we have encountered another space rift but, this time, there are many restrictions. Whoever created these restrictions must have known that you would have broken the previous space rift’s restriction.” The horse pranced around the space passing by many spells and the floor and walls. Liu only nodded her head in response.
R: ‘Aha wow, he think he's a smartass!'
B: ‘Shut it.’
Together the both of them leisurely strolled around the space rift.
“Oh, go over to that one.” Liu pointed to a restriction, strangely enough, all the restrictions had the same design. “Master, I think whoever made these restrictions must have been a grandmaster but, as we can see they must’ve became one only using this one restriction. Hehe.”
B: ‘Wowowowowowow. So this is the strongest restriction they’ve got?’
R: ‘Smug bastard!’
B: ‘Does that person know that placing the same restriction over and over again won’t do anything, who the fuck was this person’s teacher. Wanking
bastard! Who would be so dumb to do that?’
R: ‘*cough cough* Only us. Only us, but it seems that someone else actually bothered to do that too.’
B: ‘Yes but,...we did it because we were too….lazy.’
R: ‘........Shhhhhh, l-let's not talk about it.’
“Yeah....they must be pretty stupid then.” The horse nodded in agreement with Liu.
R: ‘Hmmmm, this cute horse has no name. What shall we name it?’
B: ‘I don’t know but, it must be a name worthy of our to be called how about....’
R: ‘Manate?’
B: ‘Badass?’
R: ‘Armchair?’
B: ‘Right hand?’
R: ‘Snob?’
B: ‘Sexy?’
R: ‘Ohh! Yes, sexy I do like that one. Very fitting for our servant possessing a very deep sexy voice! This King thanks you!’
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B: ‘And this king accepts your kindness.’
“From today on your name will be Sexy.” Liu looked at the restriction.
“Are you speaking to me, master?” Asked the horse.
“Who else is here?” Liu lightly slapped the horse for its stupidity.
“Sexy. I like that name....what does it mean Master?” Sexy curiously looked at his master.
“It means you're cool. Of course, I only choose good names.” Liu winked at Sexy.
Sexy felt very happy knowing the meaning of his name meant being cool. “Really! I really do have the best master. Ah heheh!”
R: ‘Frick'in dumbass.’
“Now break these restrictions!” Liu turned her attention back at the restrictions. Sexy nodded and began to violently stomp the restriction. “Master is so smart! If I break this one it'll break the others around it!”
“I am the greatest.” Liu smiled smugly as they entered through a new restriction built by herself, once again.
When they entered again they found another white space.... (wow)
B: ‘WHAT in the world?! Why is it white again? Are we in a loophole? No I’m pretty sure it's not. Are we?’
R: ‘Stupid, we need to make an explosion, a big one.’
B: ‘Oh, I almost forgot we could do that, heheh. Sorry.’
“Master, what are we going to do?” Sexy was beginning to panick.
B: ‘Stupid stingy horse.’
R: ‘Now, my friend what shall we do?’
B: ‘Badass spell.’
R: ‘Then we shall do the badass spell.’
Liu pulled another paint brush full of black ink and began to draw. The outcome. This time, it was a mountain ram, chewing some tobacco in it’s mouth.
“What are your needs, most radiant exquisite beautiful lady?” Asked the ram.
R: ‘Yes, yes. Praise this king, hehehe.’
B: ‘Don’t get ahead of yourself.’
Liu threw a glance at the ram. “Break the whole lot of restrictions here, so we can leave.”
“Of course most radiant exquisite beautiful lady.” The ram bowed and began to do some weird voodoo shit with its hooves dancing around. “Yu...uiet....ta..keep...go we go ..to da groott....nawb we...be...balllin!” Everything began to shake as if an earthquake was taking place, then huge thunder began to roar and everybody was knocked out.
B: ‘That's the stupidest spell, I've ever heard of.’
R: ‘Indeed, what in the universe was he talking about? A stupid spell could lead to wasted energy, who in the world taught this ram?! So dumb!'
B: 'I think something is extremely wrong with you.'
R: 'What does that mean?'
B: 'I'd rather not think about it, or else you'll hear.'
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When they all awoke, fortunately they found themselves not in a white space but, but in a forest.
R: ‘Huh? Did we get out?’
B: ‘Fuck yeah! We did it! I thank thee friend!’
R: ‘Heheheh, no need.’
Liu awoke drowsily to a strange sound in the dark forest for it was the middle of the night, was the cries from an extremely disgustingly deep voice. It was Sexy crying.
“Master! Master, you’re awake! Thank the gods, oh but it seems that we’re lost! I am deeply sorry Master! Oh, why am I so useless! I am so sorry Master!” The horse’s mouth was stuffed with grass, sobbing. It stood next to Liu, who was lying against a tree.
B: ‘What's his problem?’
R: ‘Idk, must be some drug issues.’
B: ‘Drug issues?’
R: ‘Yep. Remember, once a druggie always a druggie~.’
B: ‘Ahh...well, said my King.’
“Oh don't mind him, most radiant exquisite beautiful lady.” The ram came towards Liu and took a seat next to her.
R: ‘This ram, what does he think he’s doing?’
B: ‘Actually having the guts to sit beside us on equal terms! How dare he!’
R: ‘We must teach him.’
“Most radiant exquisite-” “Shut up.” The ram was cut off mid-sentence by Liu.
R: ‘Hmph, Hmph! Trying to sweet talk us?’
B: ‘Most radiant exquisite beautiful lady? Why on earth are you calling us that? Who told you to call us that? That’s a really long way to address us, in fact, it’s toooo long!
“No need to address me with such a name. Just call me Master.’ Liu gave the ram a smile that was a smile yet not a smile.
“As you wish, most exquisite Master” Bowed the ram.
B: ‘Trying to repel, huh.’
R: ‘I see that too, we got an unfaithful servant!’
B: ‘It’s ok in the end he’ll be killed.’
R: ‘I agree, he’ll be killed before we know it. Oh, what should we name him? It must be something fitting for him as we’ve seen it has to be something that would offend people!’
B: ‘Agreed, agreed! This king likes the idea, ummmmm...’
R: ‘Aeye man, now that we’re out, now what?’
B: ‘Should we release them?’
R:‘Well, right now we’re basically broke. We were just robbed and now have nothing of value we want to give away. Sooooo, I think we should make some money.’
B: ‘Then let us dismiss them far away to smooch money off of them.’
“Ram, your name shall be Pattrick, and from today on you guys shall wonder the outside world and collect information and things of value; such as treasures and money.” Liu pointed at the two of them and handed them a bag of holding.
R: ‘More like fat dick.’
The horse eagerly caught the bag and low kowtowed, “AS YOU WISH MASTER!”.
“I am grateful for the name and thank thee for everything.” A warm expression gathered and fattyly sat appeared on Patrick’s face as he accepted the bag.
“Then be gone.” Liu flapped her sleeves and disappeared appearing 300 meters away on top of a mountain.
“Master is so kind!” Cried the horse.
“Oh shut up, she must’ve left because you were getting on her nerves.” Snorted Patrick.
“What! That can't be.” The horse confused and filled with despair looked at his hooves.
“Believe it.”
“Nooooo! H-how on, I do not believe master would create you to say such dirty words!” Shouted Sexy!
“Humph, did you really think master would create such an ugly being as yourself? As what I've seen you only know how to rely on feelings.” Patrick raised his head ignorantly, to look down on Sexy.
“Well, then Fat Dick I'm off to make the most money for Master.” Sexy walked off into the distance.
“Fat dick?” Patrick was left feeling offended and confused.
“FATDICK?!”
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