The situation I am in is too hysterical... Wherever my eyes go, only vast greenness and mountains come into the visual of mine.

Just last night I was drinking some sweet sake, boozing on it and I doze off after getting quite tired. But how the hell did I ended up here? Is it that situation where you are aware that you are dreaming. Yes might be that, yes! I\'m in a lucid dream! This perfectly solves the problem.. *sigh* I was too excited damn.. Anyways, might as well enjoy while I\'m still lucid.

So~ lets see what can I do here..

Oh and by the way I\'m your average businessman who doesn\'t gives a damn about life.[TL: Too addicted to virtuality]

Hmm.. what\'s this? A small biohazard button like thing has appeared in front of me.[TL: How the hell?!]

Ok, lets give it a shot pressing it.

\"Status window accessed\"

You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author.

Woah! Gives the vibe of a typical RPG.

Cool. Now what does it says..

\"Level: 1\"

\"Class: NA

\"Race: Demon God\"

\"Physical AT: 80.000\"

\"Physical DF: 25,000\"

\"MP: 2566\"

\"MP Recovery rate: 10 MP per second\"

\"Element attribute speciality: Time\"

\"Special abilities: 1- Leap [Can be used once a day]

2- Time summon [Can be used once a day]\"

\"Items: Normal T-Shirt white, Jeans and Spacial Storage [Limit: Unlimited]\"

Actually what\'s with the godlike stats?!

My Physical AT, DF, MP all are high, my race is demon god?! Moreover my special attributes is TIME!!

Holy Ice cream on a glass gorilla!! [TL: Too much of a narcissist :D]