TRINGG TRINGG TRINGG!
TRINGG!
With the rise of the sun and chirping of birds, another summer day starts in the northern part of the world, yet you can still see the mountain covered with snow through the window of this humble house. . . covered with some PECULIAR new type of plants, HUH? I wonder how they survive here.
TRINGG! TRINGG!
it's 6:30 wake up Wake up, WAKE up WAKEE UP!!!
Loser, LOser, LOSer, WAKE UP, FUCKIN-
"Ahhh SHUTTT UP! you dumb bot. . let me sleep"
TRING TRING TRING!
Haha well, it seems nothing new is going on here huh seems our Romeo is gonna miss his bus.
Ohhh who am I? you ask?. . .why would I tell you Hahaha, all I can say is that I am watching everyone in every part of their life be it good or be it bad. . .though I would rather see some mountainous peaks.
Oh my my I am certainly not a stalker. . or am I? Well, it's my job, but ladies can be all calm and clear I don't jerk while watching you I mean I don't watch you in that way.
Chirp chirp!
Ohh would you at that, who do we have here in this frozen silent land?
A Guam kingfisher, Ohh what might this endangered little one be doing here?
Chirp Chirp!
"Oh oh oh oh if you would look at him how Boldly he is climbing my branches jumping here and there.
Haha Well for all im a Coast Redwood (Sequoia Sempervirens), not Hyperion (the largest tree in the world), Some people call me Yakdrasil a little similar to YGGDRASIL from Norse mythology but not the same.
Ohh by the way I am the guardian tree of the Drasil family, an experiment a mistake or the TREASURE OF YAK-DRASILS, The names these puny being bestowed upon me, well they don't like the yak part so they left it out.
HA fucking humans.
TING!
BOOM BOOM BOOM, Time to groom, up you go SLEEPING BE-UGLY!
It's 7:00 Am
"Ahh. . .FUCKKK!, it's 7:00 a.m."
Well he certainly is not afraid of time I tell y-
BOING
CRASHH!
"Ah right, my balls. . ."
Rest in peace young humans.
o(TヘTo)
I the great YAKDRASIL shall remember you for a very long time.
"That freaking centurion WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS HE INVENTING!"
Well this is the latest bed model, Veon (Wakener 7.09) made by Elon Musk
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A bed that wakes you and your child yourself, what else do you need? by right now if the
f$&kers don't wake up then we will... UP!.
A man can be seen sleeping while ignoring the buzzing alarm BOT.
PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP.
7:00 AM time to groom time to groom.
Cough cough this is um. . . .100-year-old Musk forgot to bring his glasses so he can't read the script properly.
"Ahh what ever@
"Wake the fu$^&r UP "
Boing
"Ahhhh!" The man can be seen going up, directly launched from the bed to the space.
"TO Achieve great heights you need a great launchpad too"
*WINK*
BOOOMMM
"Ahh where am I"
Looking around the red dust and deserted land the man seems to be very confused.
He looks toward the camera in astonishment.
"IS-is this mars??"
Mission complete.
Well, nowadays any early bird catches Mars.
CHRIP CHRIP
Ohhh or maybe a worm WAIT!? that's not a worm.
Gulp
Ohh well, sorry little chipy seems you are going to die.
CHIPPP!
(・<・ヾ
Ahh! here comes the morning rush.
BANGG!
A bread in his mouth and a twisted tie, and untied shoelace he runs out of the house.
"ohh fugg i furgutt de bagg"
Thump thump thump!
"Ohh welcome, Good afternoon dear you seem to be early today here's the water."
"Fucking dumb bot the day didn't even start did the new update make you dumb"
"Language! Romeon YAK-DRASIL or. . ."
Going in tor-tor mode
"You are not my mom"
"Of course not I AM YOUR FATHER"
"puff hahaha"
"Th-that surely is a good new update when the whole world is waiting for his death to start a new order themself."
"Well I'll be going off"
"GOODBYE SON!" (Darth Vader)
well. . . it wasn't that much of a goodbye.
Romeo P.O.V
'it surely is a hectic way to start the day but it's fine, today im gonna go on a date with a celebrity, we matched on tinder Like Romeo and Juliet, and behold her name is Juliet I just hope she's not up to some fake sh*t'
TUNGG!
With his view collapsing faster than he could comprehend.
For a second the sky was upside down then I think I saw. .red??
And now it's black. Where am I?
This is YORK National T.V
Live reporting from the drasil mansion.
"This Daisy from 100 fast coverage."
"SO Luke do we know something about this tragic death of the youngest Drasil."
"Amm puff so-sorry"
"LUKEE!, Ohh my god! how can you laugh at something so horrific"
"Puff Well Puff the reason the reason for his death"
"I don't even care about the reason I'm just...God!"
"Ahem..let me get into the form. . well the reason for his death seems to be his untiED! shoelaces. . .and a big thick PUFF rotten branch that. . .got right up in his @ss"
"Wha-WHATTTTT!"
"HE DIED FROM A BRANCH UP HIS @SS!"
"Puff haa hahaha Ohh OHH jake please HAAA cut cut
Well, that wasn't a nice way to die. . . and he took my wood up his. . .
NO(ʘ ͟ʖ ʘ)
that felt wrong in so many human ways.